slam.fitzsimons
@slamfitzsimons.bsky.social
creator of things: novels•prose poetry•shorts•spoken word performer• bookseller.
http://linktr.ee/slamfitzsimons
stephenfitzsimons.com
http://linktr.ee/slamfitzsimons
stephenfitzsimons.com
this is my James Bond sinister overlord pic. snapped after sending two under performing underlings to the shark tank and about to reveal my master plan complete with shaky laser and large models. we used to know how to do master plan reveals. with AI it just doesn’t have the same impact on a foe.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
this is my James Bond sinister overlord pic. snapped after sending two under performing underlings to the shark tank and about to reveal my master plan complete with shaky laser and large models. we used to know how to do master plan reveals. with AI it just doesn’t have the same impact on a foe.
something to lighten the mood
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
something to lighten the mood
hi clive.
what you been up to?
not seen you in an age.
how’s the pub meat business?
still hawking bags around bookshops?
are we all still a little bit ‘choosy?’
anyway
i’ve got to be off
i have a novel to sell
what you been up to?
not seen you in an age.
how’s the pub meat business?
still hawking bags around bookshops?
are we all still a little bit ‘choosy?’
anyway
i’ve got to be off
i have a novel to sell
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
hi clive.
what you been up to?
not seen you in an age.
how’s the pub meat business?
still hawking bags around bookshops?
are we all still a little bit ‘choosy?’
anyway
i’ve got to be off
i have a novel to sell
what you been up to?
not seen you in an age.
how’s the pub meat business?
still hawking bags around bookshops?
are we all still a little bit ‘choosy?’
anyway
i’ve got to be off
i have a novel to sell
hanging out with an old friend. some writing I haven’t looked at for a year.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
hanging out with an old friend. some writing I haven’t looked at for a year.
Full story available on stephenfitzsimons.com/2023/10/31/p...
#halloween #pumpkin #horror #spookytales #writing
#halloween #pumpkin #horror #spookytales #writing
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Full story available on stephenfitzsimons.com/2023/10/31/p...
#halloween #pumpkin #horror #spookytales #writing
#halloween #pumpkin #horror #spookytales #writing
not often I’m snapped doing a spoken word night. im usually working and taking pics.
tonight’s short was pumpkin (on my website).
nice to hear a whole audience gasp at the right moment.
#stories
tonight’s short was pumpkin (on my website).
nice to hear a whole audience gasp at the right moment.
#stories
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
not often I’m snapped doing a spoken word night. im usually working and taking pics.
tonight’s short was pumpkin (on my website).
nice to hear a whole audience gasp at the right moment.
#stories
tonight’s short was pumpkin (on my website).
nice to hear a whole audience gasp at the right moment.
#stories
an extra serving of sticky pudding
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
an extra serving of sticky pudding
Unsolicited Bic Pic
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Unsolicited Bic Pic
The Parcel Yard
Kings Cross Station (not international)
Beer: 6/10
Toilets: 8/10
A brand spanking new bar in the station so the toilets are top notch. The beer is the usual Fuller’s range it being a Fuller’s pub.
#peeandapint #beer #pub #london
Kings Cross Station (not international)
Beer: 6/10
Toilets: 8/10
A brand spanking new bar in the station so the toilets are top notch. The beer is the usual Fuller’s range it being a Fuller’s pub.
#peeandapint #beer #pub #london
September 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Parcel Yard
Kings Cross Station (not international)
Beer: 6/10
Toilets: 8/10
A brand spanking new bar in the station so the toilets are top notch. The beer is the usual Fuller’s range it being a Fuller’s pub.
#peeandapint #beer #pub #london
Kings Cross Station (not international)
Beer: 6/10
Toilets: 8/10
A brand spanking new bar in the station so the toilets are top notch. The beer is the usual Fuller’s range it being a Fuller’s pub.
#peeandapint #beer #pub #london
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#cat
we are now your overlords. give up now. bring us wine and catnip. you have been warned. the claws are sharp.
#cat
August 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
we interrupt your viewing for this important message:
we are now your overlords. give up now. bring us wine and catnip. you have been warned. the claws are sharp.
#cat
we are now your overlords. give up now. bring us wine and catnip. you have been warned. the claws are sharp.
#cat
if you’re in london and at a lost this thursday, why not consider coming to spoken word at @allgoodbookshop.co.uk
great line up. a evening of creative chaos and juices. ebb and flow.
i’m reading something as the norm. what? probably decide thursday.
#writing #spokenword
great line up. a evening of creative chaos and juices. ebb and flow.
i’m reading something as the norm. what? probably decide thursday.
#writing #spokenword
August 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
if you’re in london and at a lost this thursday, why not consider coming to spoken word at @allgoodbookshop.co.uk
great line up. a evening of creative chaos and juices. ebb and flow.
i’m reading something as the norm. what? probably decide thursday.
#writing #spokenword
great line up. a evening of creative chaos and juices. ebb and flow.
i’m reading something as the norm. what? probably decide thursday.
#writing #spokenword
if you’ve followed me here you will know I have a cat called Kaos. I have even included him in Prosepoem and musings on here.
last week he died. i miss my lap buddy. my late night writing buddy.
he was a stray that adopted us. a real personality. chaotic. it was his nature.
last week he died. i miss my lap buddy. my late night writing buddy.
he was a stray that adopted us. a real personality. chaotic. it was his nature.
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if you’ve followed me here you will know I have a cat called Kaos. I have even included him in Prosepoem and musings on here.
last week he died. i miss my lap buddy. my late night writing buddy.
he was a stray that adopted us. a real personality. chaotic. it was his nature.
last week he died. i miss my lap buddy. my late night writing buddy.
he was a stray that adopted us. a real personality. chaotic. it was his nature.
The Palm
London, Phillip Lane, Tottenham, N15
Beer:9/10
Toilets: 7/10
Revamped open planned pub in nondescript colour scheme. 11 craft beers on offer. We tried the Limoncello IPA from Ora. The toilets were fresh painted but extremely dark.
#peeandapint #London #N15 #craftbeer
London, Phillip Lane, Tottenham, N15
Beer:9/10
Toilets: 7/10
Revamped open planned pub in nondescript colour scheme. 11 craft beers on offer. We tried the Limoncello IPA from Ora. The toilets were fresh painted but extremely dark.
#peeandapint #London #N15 #craftbeer
August 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Palm
London, Phillip Lane, Tottenham, N15
Beer:9/10
Toilets: 7/10
Revamped open planned pub in nondescript colour scheme. 11 craft beers on offer. We tried the Limoncello IPA from Ora. The toilets were fresh painted but extremely dark.
#peeandapint #London #N15 #craftbeer
London, Phillip Lane, Tottenham, N15
Beer:9/10
Toilets: 7/10
Revamped open planned pub in nondescript colour scheme. 11 craft beers on offer. We tried the Limoncello IPA from Ora. The toilets were fresh painted but extremely dark.
#peeandapint #London #N15 #craftbeer
Ship and Pilot, Broad Street, #Ilfracombe, #EX34
Beer: 5/10
Toilets: 6/10
Just opened after a make-over making the whole pub like someone’s lounge with a penchant for shiny sofas. Had a locally brewed Beach beer which wasn’t much better than Tribute.
#Beer #LocalAles #peeandapint
Beer: 5/10
Toilets: 6/10
Just opened after a make-over making the whole pub like someone’s lounge with a penchant for shiny sofas. Had a locally brewed Beach beer which wasn’t much better than Tribute.
#Beer #LocalAles #peeandapint
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ship and Pilot, Broad Street, #Ilfracombe, #EX34
Beer: 5/10
Toilets: 6/10
Just opened after a make-over making the whole pub like someone’s lounge with a penchant for shiny sofas. Had a locally brewed Beach beer which wasn’t much better than Tribute.
#Beer #LocalAles #peeandapint
Beer: 5/10
Toilets: 6/10
Just opened after a make-over making the whole pub like someone’s lounge with a penchant for shiny sofas. Had a locally brewed Beach beer which wasn’t much better than Tribute.
#Beer #LocalAles #peeandapint
whilst I was in Bristol I watched balloons. Slow as a snail in the wet. did not visit bookshops. instead spent time with no. 1 to hear of enthusiastic adventures.
August 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
whilst I was in Bristol I watched balloons. Slow as a snail in the wet. did not visit bookshops. instead spent time with no. 1 to hear of enthusiastic adventures.
on the path of Cary Grant.
haven’t taken any mushrooms
haven’t taken any mushrooms
August 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
on the path of Cary Grant.
haven’t taken any mushrooms
haven’t taken any mushrooms
August 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
