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Bastard Riley
@skyrimdiet.bsky.social
https://mortalwares.etsy.com

if you don’t read my posts before you follow me, that’s on you.
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Do you guys remember my simpons video?
Scary Simpsons
YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley
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pepperoni tony has a cousin and husband name is slomi tommy
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
charro beans for you for me
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the best way to enjoy this site is to never read anyones posts
December 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i’ve never cooked beans before i’m so nervous haha
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
yep! cooking beans!
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i think that if you’re out of office for the day you don’t have to send an auto reply. just reply next time you’re at work. but maybe i’m wrong
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i’m going to try cookinh BEANS LATER
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i made pudding
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Do NOT flush poop or PEE down this TOILET
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
getting the bar tender to change the tv to the 2004 kids choice awards
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
my name is ander dingus
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
airdropping this to you
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
blonde and tan today
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
just restocked some kreychains
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
changing my keyboard to large text i don’t give a fuck
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
this is where i get all my political news updates
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i can’t believe i’m saying this but…girl dinner
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i could be the new old grimes
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i actually think it would be really cool if people started calling my bastard in real life
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i need you guys to know that i am who i am
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
henry asked for a roadhouse dvd for Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
yep that’s my guy i’m making
new guy i’m making. i have an exhibition with a friend of mine in October.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What’s interesting about Adam Levine is he actually wasn’t very good with the ladies growing up. Crazy to believe now that he’s an american heart throb
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
new aquaphor hyperfixation
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you look like a winklevoss twin
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM