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Skunkola
@skunkola.bsky.social
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#MST3K #StarTrek #CrimeFightingCat
Bad Movies, Crap Cars, Long Walks, Peace and Quiet.
Best stuff in the alt.
He/Him📍England 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Nabbed these a few weeks ago and tried one tonight, my god, tastiest mf crust of any pizza ever maybe? Live in the freezer section, find em, build your own delicious pizza 😋😋😋
Box of two frozen sour dough wood-fired pizza bases preloaded with sauce, claims to be pomodoro sauce. The brand is Crosta Mollica and are made in Italy apparently.
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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It's my max bid, see if it works...
Ebay listing for a car, shows that I'm winning the auction with 20 hours to go
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I think @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social should do a charity Rowsdower Christmas album, next year's fine, don't rush the art.
The now obligatory Zap Actuonsdower poster with a bedenimed Rowsdower shooting a shotgun and an explosion coming out of the barrel and the word ROWSDOWER in big red letters. All of this on a royal blue background.
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Drink it in foks
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Kojak's hittin' on Janeway! #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Monster? We're British you know *BANG* #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Herbert Lom played a wide variety of roles #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Just waiting for her to goose them #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Ok Hefner, there's a fine line between being a gentleman and being a sex pest #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My my she's a caution #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The Termimummy #TheFilmCrowd
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Needs to be lit up on Times Square and billboards across the country
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. Oh, good.
Well, it's the Ewok party - Lando, Leia, Luke, Han, C-3PO and R2-D2 are standing with a buch of Ewoks in the forest, it's dark and there are massive trees with homes inside them like Winnie-the-Pooh.
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Proper Thursday tea. Why yes I'm British, what gave me away?
Plate with mash, beans and two plump saudages. Behind are the holy trinity of condiments, Encona, Colemans English mustard and HP sauce
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Reminded me of this, it made me want to smoke again.
Shot from an old black and white film, The Canary Murder Case (1929), on a table is an ashtray with an arm leaning over the centre from the rim, holding a box of matches in it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I'm charmed by their brutal honesty here.
It's an email from a company called Retroshite, they find and raffle old and unusual cars. Pictured is a base model ford, 4 door saloon in red from 1983, grey plastic bumpers and grille, so poverty spec. The text reads as follows: OAP Spec! Have you gotten to that age where everything you wear is beige and you occasionally piss yourself? Step right this way because we have just the car for you! Ford Sierra Base.
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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God help me I'm stuck watching this on loop
Three people playing airplane in half a shed with two clipboards and a circular slide rule
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Still chugging coffee at 5pm
White coffee mug with a blue square and the word COFFEE written in a mustard colour. Top of the mug has many coffee runs from multiple uses without washing it up. Behind are slightly out of focus coffee mugs laden with tools - some forceps, a spudger, two types of needle nose pliers, a black marker pen, a magnifying glass with L E DEES. Too many electrostatical tweezles. A CARBON GRAPHITE prying tool, still in its packet because it's so fancy.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Dark brown 70's kitchen, guy with dark hair and black polo neck is sat down and talking, he's pissed there are no crackers. There is auto generated text at the bottom by the MST3K silhouettes of Mike and the Bots, it reads "We don't have any crackers?" "Steve!" "Raging balls!"
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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*Gay candy rage*
Some bitch losing her shit because her vag goes sideways
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I'm gon do luvvydown, apparently.
It's Ed Wood's 50's America. A man and a woman in each others arms, the fella in a civil pilot's uniform, they stand on the patio, french doors behind them, wall lights lit either side on the wooden siding.
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Here we go again
Website for a raffle, it's a shitty red car that was almost scrapped, less than twenty minutes to go
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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All of this is fabulousousousousooo
The set of the mothership from Ed Wood's Plan Nine from Outer Space. Floor to ceiling red curtains because that's what aliens are all about. A little wooden writing desk from 100 years ago, a flashing roadworks beacon with a pokeball taped to it, a short wave radio and some other 1930's tech sit up on it. Chief alien dude is in the middle of a hard eye roll at his incompetent underlings, lady underling clutches her stomach in relief at her colleague escaping strangulatio by a once dead wrestler police inspector now revived by a ray gun that jams frequently. I'm feeling that eye roll tbh.
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I like the chavvy look of the wheels on these era Mercedes. Just slightly offensive, nothing rude.
Side view of a Mercedes W123 estate from the early eighties. It's wearing period correct five spoke alloys which I think were AMG and they look a bit cheesy.
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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This is a nice location. Loads of space to arse about and make noise with the resources of a city about 10 mins away. Granted the middle of nowhere is more peaceful and better for seeing the stars but I do like 'bright lights big city' vibes.
Screenshot from a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode, The Thing that Couldn't Die. It's the opening shot, on a hillside looking down onto a farmhouse and barn, a paddock area in the foreground with a couple of shy horses in that are barely in shot. Behind everything in the distanse, a huge sprawling metropolis fills the horizon and fades into what is clearly city smog. All of this is in black and white, filmed in the 50's
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM