skratchity
@skratchity.bsky.social
My pronouns are they/them cause one person cant be this lit
To anybody who knows me and found this by searching "skratchity" on bluesky, im sorry but yes its me. The skratchity from discord and minecraft etc.
To anybody who knows me and found this by searching "skratchity" on bluesky, im sorry but yes its me. The skratchity from discord and minecraft etc.
There's an animal that exists thats everywhere but we dont know about it cause its really really good at hiding
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
There's an animal that exists thats everywhere but we dont know about it cause its really really good at hiding
I am a vessel that spreads black bile to all that surrounds me
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I am a vessel that spreads black bile to all that surrounds me
When you lwk taking a slimy one at yo friends house but he dont got a biday
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
When you lwk taking a slimy one at yo friends house but he dont got a biday
She doesnt react to my airbuds anymore 😔
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
She doesnt react to my airbuds anymore 😔
Please do not shit on the penice thank you
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Please do not shit on the penice thank you
"Hey girl yknow why they call me boneless?"
*collapses on the ground*
*collapses on the ground*
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
"Hey girl yknow why they call me boneless?"
*collapses on the ground*
*collapses on the ground*
Yall ever laying in bed and thinking "damn i gotta wash my ass"
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Yall ever laying in bed and thinking "damn i gotta wash my ass"
Who up on delivered :(
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Who up on delivered :(
If you ever feel stupid remember there are people who think alien ant farm wrote smooth criminal
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you ever feel stupid remember there are people who think alien ant farm wrote smooth criminal
You talk a lotta shit for somebody who flush the toilet
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You talk a lotta shit for somebody who flush the toilet
Hooooly Fuck bro
6:45 AM 12/23/25
6:45 AM 12/23/25
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hooooly Fuck bro
6:45 AM 12/23/25
6:45 AM 12/23/25
Choking out my gf ain't enough I need her to nut in me
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Choking out my gf ain't enough I need her to nut in me
What if instead of KFC it was UFC and people just got in fights over chicken (this is my joke i batter not see anybody steal it)
12/16/25 16:07
12/16/25 16:07
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What if instead of KFC it was UFC and people just got in fights over chicken (this is my joke i batter not see anybody steal it)
12/16/25 16:07
12/16/25 16:07
Gf just left my house my shi ourple
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Gf just left my house my shi ourple
We are so notably astonishingly particularly unprecedentedly back
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We are so notably astonishingly particularly unprecedentedly back
It is so unbelievably undoubtedly inexplicably impossibly absolutely joever
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It is so unbelievably undoubtedly inexplicably impossibly absolutely joever
The animals. They bring me great comfort.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The animals. They bring me great comfort.
Oh to be the greatest musician of all time and then kill myself
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh to be the greatest musician of all time and then kill myself
Bitches want a tall bf until he gets mad and pees on her head
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bitches want a tall bf until he gets mad and pees on her head
Washing my ass rn like hot damn!
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Washing my ass rn like hot damn!
"Don't worry, you and me won't be alone no more." ❤️
11/18/25
11/18/25
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Don't worry, you and me won't be alone no more." ❤️
11/18/25
11/18/25
Today at 21:26 I will find out my fate i am very nervous
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Today at 21:26 I will find out my fate i am very nervous