Skippy the Magnificent
@skippyhasyermuni.bsky.social
Proud Member of: The Merry Band of Pirates (Asshole 1st class)
Supreme Ruler of: Skippistan
Trust the Awesomeness!
Universe, Hold, My, Beer...
Supreme Ruler of: Skippistan
Trust the Awesomeness!
Universe, Hold, My, Beer...
Holy F-ing Crap!!!!!! They WON!!!!!!
Second best comeback ever in sharks history
Second best comeback ever in sharks history
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Holy F-ing Crap!!!!!! They WON!!!!!!
Second best comeback ever in sharks history
Second best comeback ever in sharks history
I'm a subscriber to the print edition.. I think i am going to frame this one.. It's been a long time since The Onion made me shoot liquid out my nose...
Last time, i think, it was...
"49? Party People Die in Disco Inferno"
While not on the same creative effort..
This one made me laugh.
Last time, i think, it was...
"49? Party People Die in Disco Inferno"
While not on the same creative effort..
This one made me laugh.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm a subscriber to the print edition.. I think i am going to frame this one.. It's been a long time since The Onion made me shoot liquid out my nose...
Last time, i think, it was...
"49? Party People Die in Disco Inferno"
While not on the same creative effort..
This one made me laugh.
Last time, i think, it was...
"49? Party People Die in Disco Inferno"
While not on the same creative effort..
This one made me laugh.
Easily the best Kevin Smith of the bunch. Although I have a soft spot for the original Clerks too.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Easily the best Kevin Smith of the bunch. Although I have a soft spot for the original Clerks too.
Not pretty much...
IT IS the definition of piracy... lol
IT IS the definition of piracy... lol
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Not pretty much...
IT IS the definition of piracy... lol
IT IS the definition of piracy... lol
would it be:
"Bobert, sucks off Kid Rock live on stage to secure White Trash Vote"
and thank goodness truth doesn't matter anymore in the press.. so i think it would sell a paper or two.
"Bobert, sucks off Kid Rock live on stage to secure White Trash Vote"
and thank goodness truth doesn't matter anymore in the press.. so i think it would sell a paper or two.
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
would it be:
"Bobert, sucks off Kid Rock live on stage to secure White Trash Vote"
and thank goodness truth doesn't matter anymore in the press.. so i think it would sell a paper or two.
"Bobert, sucks off Kid Rock live on stage to secure White Trash Vote"
and thank goodness truth doesn't matter anymore in the press.. so i think it would sell a paper or two.
is ok.. so is the voice of the spaceship.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
is ok.. so is the voice of the spaceship.
if they transmit election results using starlink... well.. it won't really matter in the long run... just going to leave this thought right here.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
if they transmit election results using starlink... well.. it won't really matter in the long run... just going to leave this thought right here.
Was a graphics guy that worked for an investment bank in the early 2000's. It's not the person making the graphs that is the problem... its the asshole telling the graph maker to only show the data that best highlights their own spin on the situation. All charts and graphs are biased. ALL OF THEM.
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Was a graphics guy that worked for an investment bank in the early 2000's. It's not the person making the graphs that is the problem... its the asshole telling the graph maker to only show the data that best highlights their own spin on the situation. All charts and graphs are biased. ALL OF THEM.
I'm in the manufacturing industry... machine sales have slowed since 2020... but even less have been sold since Dump took office this year. kind of hard to make stuff locally in the USA when dipshit in the WH decided to tarrif the crap out of raw materials (steel and aluminum). Facts... look it up.
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm in the manufacturing industry... machine sales have slowed since 2020... but even less have been sold since Dump took office this year. kind of hard to make stuff locally in the USA when dipshit in the WH decided to tarrif the crap out of raw materials (steel and aluminum). Facts... look it up.
Fruck = truck
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Fruck = truck
grinch is rolling like he had two hits of E and he's waiting for the mushrooms to drop.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
grinch is rolling like he had two hits of E and he's waiting for the mushrooms to drop.
you think this guy cares about laws?... no. we keep this at the forefront thank you very much.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
you think this guy cares about laws?... no. we keep this at the forefront thank you very much.
I'm going with inside job direct from this administration in an attempt to cancel elections.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm going with inside job direct from this administration in an attempt to cancel elections.
Sad but TRUTH
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sad but TRUTH
It's not a simple leave and take them with you..
Better put.. a Conviction of treason.. and either the death penalty and/or exile from the country... so they can never come back. All of them.
Better put.. a Conviction of treason.. and either the death penalty and/or exile from the country... so they can never come back. All of them.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's not a simple leave and take them with you..
Better put.. a Conviction of treason.. and either the death penalty and/or exile from the country... so they can never come back. All of them.
Better put.. a Conviction of treason.. and either the death penalty and/or exile from the country... so they can never come back. All of them.
we don't want him impeached. we want him tried and convicted of Treason. We Want all he has done to be annulled. Every person he appointed to be thrown out (including members of SCOTUS. And last but not least. remove any and all financial gain or perk he has received for being president.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
we don't want him impeached. we want him tried and convicted of Treason. We Want all he has done to be annulled. Every person he appointed to be thrown out (including members of SCOTUS. And last but not least. remove any and all financial gain or perk he has received for being president.
Pointing out that there was no need at all to have military troops on the streets of DC in the first place.
She was intentionally sacrificed by the Trump Administration so they can get closer to martial law and suspending elections.
Lets see it for what it is. Intentional Sacrifice By TRUMP
She was intentionally sacrificed by the Trump Administration so they can get closer to martial law and suspending elections.
Lets see it for what it is. Intentional Sacrifice By TRUMP
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Pointing out that there was no need at all to have military troops on the streets of DC in the first place.
She was intentionally sacrificed by the Trump Administration so they can get closer to martial law and suspending elections.
Lets see it for what it is. Intentional Sacrifice By TRUMP
She was intentionally sacrificed by the Trump Administration so they can get closer to martial law and suspending elections.
Lets see it for what it is. Intentional Sacrifice By TRUMP
The more of them that leave their children in the back seat and forget them, the less of them there will be in the future.
I say it's time to remove ALL safety labels on EVERYTHING.
Let Darwin sort it out.
I say it's time to remove ALL safety labels on EVERYTHING.
Let Darwin sort it out.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The more of them that leave their children in the back seat and forget them, the less of them there will be in the future.
I say it's time to remove ALL safety labels on EVERYTHING.
Let Darwin sort it out.
I say it's time to remove ALL safety labels on EVERYTHING.
Let Darwin sort it out.
Wait.... no nut November.... is this a code using a Jimmy Hat?.... or does it really mean a month with no sex from the male species... Just checking
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wait.... no nut November.... is this a code using a Jimmy Hat?.... or does it really mean a month with no sex from the male species... Just checking
This is disturbing on many levels...
More so the fact this should be front page news. And it's not even covered.
If I was mexico... I'd be pissed.
More so the fact this should be front page news. And it's not even covered.
If I was mexico... I'd be pissed.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is disturbing on many levels...
More so the fact this should be front page news. And it's not even covered.
If I was mexico... I'd be pissed.
More so the fact this should be front page news. And it's not even covered.
If I was mexico... I'd be pissed.
nothing ground breaking on trump will come out. Trump has had plenty of time to manipulate the files. If there is something that leads to convicting Trump... i wall be shocked. because you know anything like that will never be released.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
nothing ground breaking on trump will come out. Trump has had plenty of time to manipulate the files. If there is something that leads to convicting Trump... i wall be shocked. because you know anything like that will never be released.