Skipper
@skipperas.bsky.social
That guy from Discovering SCP!!!
Sometimes I open the app and throw terrible openers I know nobody could possibly enjoy just because they make me smile. Sometimes I tell beautiful men and women that they have aura.
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes I open the app and throw terrible openers I know nobody could possibly enjoy just because they make me smile. Sometimes I tell beautiful men and women that they have aura.
I rap so sick they call me phlegminem
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I rap so sick they call me phlegminem
If you think about it, gatorade is basically a potion
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you think about it, gatorade is basically a potion
People are always talking about old wives tales, but honestly in the age of reboots I think it's time for a sequel series. It's time for new wives tales
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
People are always talking about old wives tales, but honestly in the age of reboots I think it's time for a sequel series. It's time for new wives tales
My creative peak was when my buddy and I were brainstorming Kojima character names and I came up with "Mormon Topdollar"
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My creative peak was when my buddy and I were brainstorming Kojima character names and I came up with "Mormon Topdollar"
SCP-682 is Mahoraga for people who like rhe X Files
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
SCP-682 is Mahoraga for people who like rhe X Files
Side note one of the funniest parts of the Bible is when Satan ragebaits God into ruining a guy's life to prove a point
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Side note one of the funniest parts of the Bible is when Satan ragebaits God into ruining a guy's life to prove a point
We got a serious problem with gen X blasting their phone out loud at full volume without headphones like come on y'all
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
We got a serious problem with gen X blasting their phone out loud at full volume without headphones like come on y'all
Someone teach me how to curate my feed to get the viral funny posts, twitter is donezo
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Someone teach me how to curate my feed to get the viral funny posts, twitter is donezo
Let me take you to Applebee's and we can let the Dwayne Johnson Margaritas do the talking...
May 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Let me take you to Applebee's and we can let the Dwayne Johnson Margaritas do the talking...
Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you get hurt big time. But the important thing is that you don't stop trying.
January 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you get hurt big time. But the important thing is that you don't stop trying.
Weezer cover band made up of old dudes called Geezer
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Weezer cover band made up of old dudes called Geezer
Shout out to toad king and peppers ghost for the spectacular list. I couldn't remember who everyone I interacted with was so just like this or comment and I'll follow back the GOATS
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Shout out to toad king and peppers ghost for the spectacular list. I couldn't remember who everyone I interacted with was so just like this or comment and I'll follow back the GOATS
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist
But this is NOT a perfect world
But this is NOT a perfect world
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist
But this is NOT a perfect world
But this is NOT a perfect world
13 days until tattoo barring another reschedule. I'm excited!!!
November 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
13 days until tattoo barring another reschedule. I'm excited!!!
Fun fact it actually does get better y'all
November 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Fun fact it actually does get better y'all
Me: ahh, I really should make something. I need to save money...
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
October 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Me: ahh, I really should make something. I need to save money...
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
My cat from earlier this morning
October 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My cat from earlier this morning
I love Aetheral Space so freaking much
August 1, 2023 at 6:45 PM
I love Aetheral Space so freaking much
Important question- I notice there is no longer a likes tab on my profile (good).
Do things I like show up on other peoples feeds? Aka can I like NSFW without worrying about minors seeing it or should I still be cautious to be safe?
Do things I like show up on other peoples feeds? Aka can I like NSFW without worrying about minors seeing it or should I still be cautious to be safe?
July 29, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Important question- I notice there is no longer a likes tab on my profile (good).
Do things I like show up on other peoples feeds? Aka can I like NSFW without worrying about minors seeing it or should I still be cautious to be safe?
Do things I like show up on other peoples feeds? Aka can I like NSFW without worrying about minors seeing it or should I still be cautious to be safe?
Gonna be using my codes as they come to try and shuffle all the scpeople over, recommend yall do the same. It'll go faster the more people that are on here since we all get a code every 2 weeks
July 25, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Gonna be using my codes as they come to try and shuffle all the scpeople over, recommend yall do the same. It'll go faster the more people that are on here since we all get a code every 2 weeks
Heads up, when you're on your feed, click the 3 horizontal lines in the top left. Scroll down to settings, then scroll down until you see this and set it to dark.
July 24, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Heads up, when you're on your feed, click the 3 horizontal lines in the top left. Scroll down to settings, then scroll down until you see this and set it to dark.
Welcome, to the True Social Media
July 2, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Welcome, to the True Social Media
Okay real shit- what's the best kind of cuisine?
For me it's gotta be Mexican food
For me it's gotta be Mexican food
May 5, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Okay real shit- what's the best kind of cuisine?
For me it's gotta be Mexican food
For me it's gotta be Mexican food