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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒
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an adult ||🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|| Joel Eriksson Ek Appreciator, Alex Nedeljkovic Enjoyer, general hockey weirdo || Fandom acct: OFMD ( #IzzyCanyon, Canyonite ), Hannibal, hockey cards!
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WTFFFFFF THE SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE THIRD IN THE PACIFIC DIVISION
Screenshot of the standings for the Pacific Division of the National Hockey League. They are as follows: 1. Anaheim Ducks with 23 points, 2. Los Angeles Kings with 20, and the San Jose Sharks at Third Place with 19 points.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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really enjoying his look of grim acceptance here, like of course I'm a giant head endlessly floating through space now, what else would I be.
Sports trading card featuring hockey player Quinn Hughes from the Vancouver Canucks. It is is his giant head pasted on a constellation map with a galaxy background. The word "Constellations" is on the left hand side and his name is underneath it. In the top left there's a logo that says Metal Universe. The expression on his face conveys kind of a resignation that dumb shit is just going to constantly keep happening around him and he's going to have to suffer through it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I feel a lot better now, my super delayed COMC order was waiting for me when I got home and this was in it and it has healed me
Trading card featuring retired hockey goalie Marc-Andre Fleury. It is just his head with a shiny silver and black background of a constellation map against a galaxy. Text on the left hand side says "Constellations" with "Marc-Andre Fleury" under it, and at the top left corner there is a logo that says Metal Universe. He's smiling. I really miss him.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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hhhhuuurrggjjgghhhh god im tired
Hockey player Quinn Hughes from the Vancouver Canucks is in his hockey gear on the bench during a game. He is staring straight at the camera and looks as if he is experiencing visions so horrifying the normal human brain cannot comprehend them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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digging the Wild's Trophy Hat for the season although i don't think it's quite hideous/ridiculous enough. Also how often does Kirill wear the Jeek shirt, lmaoo
Hockey players Kirill Kaprizov and Mats Zuccarello from the Minnesota Wild are in the locker room after a game. They are both sitting down and Zuccarello has his arm around Kaprizov. Zuccarello is wearing a brown trilby-style hat that appears to be made of straw and a black long-sleeved Wild shirt. Kirill is wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt with a drawing of his teammate Joel Eriksson Ek on a bike with the words Mr. September on it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hey! Look At Some Neds
A bunch of hockey trading cards featuring goalie Alex Nedeljkovic. They are from his time in several teams- the Carolina Hurricanes, Detroit Red Wings, and Pittsburgh Penguins, and he is wearing the jerseys of all of these and is on the ice in all his gear for the pictures on the cards. Many of the cards are shiny and brightly colored, and some are autographed or have patches or jersey remnants on them.
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Sharks aren't *that* bad, damn
Scoreboard from the arena in a hockey game. Text says "1800 injured" with the Colorado Avalanche logo on one side and the San Jose Sharks logo on the other.
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I was Izzy Hands three years in a row so this year I'm in the easiest costume- Distraught Wild Fan
A person with long black hair is in a green, red, and white Minnesota Wild home jersey. They are wearing a knit hat in the same color scheme that has the team logo on it and holding a stuffed animal of the team's mascot Nordy, a bear-like creature with a mullet also wearing a Wild home jersey. The person looks devastated and has dark eye makeup running down their face like they've been crying because their team is FUCKING TERRIBLE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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extremely cursed Photoshop

(the Wild are wearing their 25th Anniversary jerseys tonight)
Instagram post from the Minnesota Wild social media team. It is the team's roster headshots arranged like that of a school yearbook. 2000s-style frosted tips have been photoshopped onto the hair of each player. The caption reads "the year 2000 never looked so good".
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Completely misremembered the title of Blood Feud, the book about the Detroit Red Wings and Colorado Avalanche 90s rivalry, as Blood on the Ice for some reason and was really confused when this was the only thing that came up in my library catalog. guess I'm reading it, they didn't have Blood Feud
Result in my local library catalog for a book titled Blood on the Ice by Katriena Knights. The cover has the faces of two hockey players at the top and what is presumably the same two players on the ice during a game. The summary for the book in the previous image. Text reads: "The neutral zone is no place for a vampire. A right wing for the Chicago Blackhawks, all Travis Payne wants is to see his name on the Stanley Cup. He certainly doesn't expect to be attacked by a vampire on the eve of the Finals. But when he wakes up in the Warm Room of the Cook County Morgue, he knows his life will never be the same. Fortunately, Travis can still play hockey with the Chicago Cobras, the local vampire league franchise. Cobras captain Marcus Antonius, a former Roman gladiator, is more than willing to help Travis adjust to his new life, his new team, and the erosion of his formerly flaming heterosexuality. Travis is a difficult student, though-all he wants is his life to return to normal. Unfortunately, learning to be a good vampire is even more complicated than following concussion protocols, and Travis will have to let go of everything to find a new normal. Warning: Contains two hot alpha males playing hard on the ice and in the bedroom."
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The text “GIVE ME THE SHINGLES VACCINE” in all caps in the style of glitch text that looks like it’s coming from a possessed computer.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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yeah
Hockey player Kirill Kaprizov from the Minnesota Wild in his hockey gear during a game. He is looking at the camera with his lios pressed tighhtly together, an expression that seems to say “welp”.
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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LOL NED GOT AN ASSIST ON THE GWG
Screenshot from the score summary of the Sharks vs Rangers game showing the information about Will Smith’s game-winning goal in overtime. It has a picture of Smith with his name next to it, then underneath it says “M. Celebrini (6), A. Nedeljkovic (1)”. Under that it shows the final score of 6-5 Sharks, that the goal was scored at 01:38 in overtime, snd that it was a slap shot.
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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LMAOOO
Screenshot of a tweet from Danny Austin (DannyAustin_9 on Twitter) Text reads: "It's possible that the start of Flames-Habs is delayed because they can't turn off the light show, but I can't say for sure." There is a picture of the ice in the arena. There are spotlights all over the it and the players are standing around waiting because they can't play with the light show on.
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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he should just get these at this point
Jaws from the James Bond movies, a guy with sharp metal teeth.
October 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Please excuse weird blanket and janky folding, I'm too tired to move everything and also bad at folding
25th Anniversary Minnesota Wild hockey jersey. It is white with red, gold, and green stripes that go from the neck, across the shoulders, and down the sleeves. There are also red, gold, and green stripes at the bottom with the Wild crest in the center of the jersey. The v-neck is red and the inside reads "EST. 2000". The numbers on the arms of the jersey are 14. The shoulder patch of the same jersey from the previous photo. It is circular and says Minnesota at the top and NHL Hockey at the bottom. In the middle it says "Wild" in gold italic brush script. The background of the center of the circle is red. The back of the jersey. The general color scheme is the same as the front except in this shot the arm numbers are completely visible and are sparkly and gold. The nameplate across the back reads "ERIKSSON EK" and underneath it is a giant number 14 which has red numbers bordered with thin sparkly gold and green lines. There is a very small sparkly gold star at the bottom right hem of the jersey.
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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There were about two seconds after I pulled this where I saw "mascot fabrics" and immediately thought "OH GOD, LIKE FROM HIS BODY??!!" then remembered:
1) it's from a jersey
2) he's not real
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Tampa Bay Lightning mascot Thunderbug in a jersey on the ice during a game. Thunderbug is a yellow and either dark blue or black lightning bug.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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well at least someone's enjoying themselves here
Picture of a item request slip. Text says "Request Slip" and under that it says "Requested for: Baggins, Bilbo- Test"
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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lol it's in the Game day info email I got too, if you don't hear from me after the game ends then check the forest
Screenshot of a graphic from the Minnesota Wild game day information email I received. There is a dark red and black photo of a Wild player in their gear in the forest, but everything is dark red and super creepy. I cannot tell who the player is but they have glowing eyes. Ominous red text at the bottom says "GAME DAY", while more cheerful white text says the same thing at the top of the screenshot.
October 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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YESSS NED
Pillar outside the SAP Center/Shark Tank, arena of the San Jose Sharks hockey team. There is a wraparound picture of goalie Alex Nedeljkovic in his hockey gear sans goalie mask.
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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hehehehhe
Pillar outside the SAP Center in San Jose with a huge picture of San Jose Sharks mascot S.J. Sharkie, a shark in the teal, black, and white San Jose Sharks uniform. Go Sharks!
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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um what are you talking about?? my thoughts about everything are extremely critical
Screenshot of clear sky where some rando named Anthony.parts.anthony put me on a block list titled "incapable of critical thought".
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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my god
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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buddy if you don't want to read posts by super weird people you're going to have a real bad time on this site
Screenshot of a block list someone put me on. Text reads: "pjarvis.bsky.social PJ 2 hours ago Cranks, General 113 Folks who are just super weird or believe utter shite."
October 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ok "Tank Stank" was right there
Text reads: "Shark Tank Scent: On Opening Night, fans will experience a new aroma within SAP Center as the Sharks introduce "Shark Tank Scent" the official fragrance of the Sharks. With fresh notes inspired by the Pacific and a subtle saltwater undertone, Shark Tank Scent will create an immersive first impression the moment fans walk through SAP Center's doors. Shark Tank Scent will be available for purchase at the Sharks Pro Shop in the future, giving fans a way to bring the game-day experience home."
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM