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Comrade Skeleton
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Formerly @Sabot_the_Cat on Twitter. Communism now or die trying.
The pant shitting is coming. It’s now inevitable.
May 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Assassins? Templars? Not for me: I’m here for the historical tourism. I want a museum diorama that I can shrink down into and walk in freely.

I guess what I’m really saying is we need more games like Doom: The Gallery Experience.
May 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just gotta imagine it’s something objectively evil like ticks, bedbugs, and mosquitos. Hard to argue for them being a friend.
May 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dr. Frankenstein if you will. Victor (probably) worked hard for that degree.
May 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ll be deep in the cold ground before I recognize the 2011 Roman Missal re-translations.
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Stopped being used in the early 2000s for the same reason they killed Joe Camel: they thought it would appear as appealing to kids.
May 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don’t know, KCD2’s whole worldbuilding felt lacking; you’re telling me this whole “Bohemia” place is supposed to feel believable? Fantasy writers have really gotten lazy these days.
April 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Having played it semi-recently, I’ll say I’d really want only 4 main things out of a remake, in descending order:

1) Less potato face
2) Better level scaling
3) Rework SOME voices
4) Make combat less floaty

1 is guaranteed, 2 will at least be fixable via mod, and 3+4 are possible.

I’m excited.
April 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
April 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Exactly that. They recognize both, but generally favor Israel.

Honestly, most of it stems from the fact that Israel and Turkey have (generally) rocky relations, and Cyprus tends to make friends with any rival of Turkey.
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Complete.
Hormonal.
SATURATION.
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
April 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Also weird to have a memorial for it in a random western Wisconsin town. I don’t think it’s even particularly Italian-heavy, which is where you USUALLY find Columbus-related stuff.
March 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Sorry bub, you rolled a natural 1 upon conception and are now destined to live life as a peon. I don’t make the rules; better luck next life.”
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hell, they make that a printed calendar and I’d buy it.
March 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey now, this is a double bed room: the cuck gets the view from the plush second bed. If they’re spoiled enough to be getting a double-feature cucking that requires both beds at once, I think they can suck it up for a bit and take the desk chair. It’s SUPPOSED to be a BIT degrading.
March 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Treats are the things motivating the political and economic lives of Americans, and they want to take that away?

Are they stupid?
February 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And if that fails, stuff roles in the bureaucracy with mamluks and/or janissaries to fill in the gaps. Pray then that they don’t revolt (they will; it’s all they know).
February 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
February 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Was Hadrian’s wall not enough?

…no I don’t care that it’s not where the Scottish-English border CURRENTLY is: move it.
February 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nobody cared where Kamala was even during the election. It wasn’t some big watershed moment where a new political vision for the country was lost; they could have had a mannequin with a smiley face drawn on it run on the Democratic ticket and it would have had the same emotional weight.
February 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That in-development Warhammer MMO is doomed, isn’t it?
February 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM