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Skeevo
@skeevo.bsky.social
Master of all trades, Jack of none
My favorite part of the movie Seven is how everyone has the most decrepit 5,000 square foot apartment you've ever seen.
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Kevin Burkhart (announcing my grocery store trip): There's the milk, there's some bread, and wow, he's going for the ice cream!

Tom Brady: The supermarket is a place where fresh and pre-packaged food is sold for consumption by humans.
January 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code
January 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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October 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social can you believe teams were publicly stating "I want to make it clear - in no way would I pay Lamar Jackson"
January 20, 2024 at 11:51 PM