These might be terrible (with intent)

Warum heißt es Weihnachtsmarkt? Ist das, wenn du X-mas Hickeys bekommst?

Was ist Knecht Ruprechts Lieblingsgetränk?

Cola

What do German painters say at lunchtime?

Malzeit

I'll toast to that

Both options good 👍

With this, they don't even need any justification for removing someone from a space. Like the person in question could be the most "cis passing" cis person and someone just doesn't like them, calls them trans, person removed.

I wanna infiltrate some anti trans group and convince them that the best way to deal with trans women having dicks is to pay for the surgeries to remove them.

If they were truly committed to the cause, they would. Alas I think the vast majority are just posers

Like I can see a use case for this but I can't see who would conceivably be able to afford it apart from like kids with upper middle class parents, who it's their only option?? It's a testament to how bad the situation in the UK is that this would even remotely sound like a good deal

Ratio

They just wanna make you feel good, not their fault you're into pain

Very melon!!!

It's pretty cool ngl c:

You've been eaten alive 😖

Way to out yourself as a racist. What the fuck is wrong with you

Ah to be smol and skinny

That's actually kinda genius

Ya... I guess ;-; baggy trousers + baggy top not allowed. Tight jeans + baggy top also works. Just double baggy no good