birp
@sk8bird.bsky.social
22 y/o
Cattle are gorgeous and deserve more love!
Cattle are gorgeous and deserve more love!
Sam Lyons if he were freaky: 🎶 she's in Mukwanagooo shaking ass 🎶
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Sam Lyons if he were freaky: 🎶 she's in Mukwanagooo shaking ass 🎶
I was gonna be a Dr. Who companion, but he kicked me out because I called it the Turdpiss.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I was gonna be a Dr. Who companion, but he kicked me out because I called it the Turdpiss.
Kirk son, or Chuzz daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Kirk son, or Chuzz daughter?
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Un truco para ligar con mujeres es no ser unos misóginos de mierda, panda de meningíticos mentales, ya a partir de ahí, pues es cuestión de gustos personales y química
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Un truco para ligar con mujeres es no ser unos misóginos de mierda, panda de meningíticos mentales, ya a partir de ahí, pues es cuestión de gustos personales y química
I haven't hugged my mother in over a year despite living in the same city and even then, I keep catching pests from her and fucking up the lives of others. I am so tired of this. I just want to work and live alone and go fuck myself so I stop fucking everything up.
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I haven't hugged my mother in over a year despite living in the same city and even then, I keep catching pests from her and fucking up the lives of others. I am so tired of this. I just want to work and live alone and go fuck myself so I stop fucking everything up.
Dog that vomits when they see straight guys.
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Dog that vomits when they see straight guys.
I need a Puppycat with how life Bea lately.
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I need a Puppycat with how life Bea lately.
A Cum Town episode about taking ur estrogen on-time would save Portland.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 AM
A Cum Town episode about taking ur estrogen on-time would save Portland.
Drinking coffee so I stop saying anarkiddie shit.
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Drinking coffee so I stop saying anarkiddie shit.
Mr Krabs' asshole is Grippy like Toby McGuire Spiderman fingertips.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Mr Krabs' asshole is Grippy like Toby McGuire Spiderman fingertips.
Playing on my cumpooper
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Playing on my cumpooper
God, I hate missing funerals.
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
God, I hate missing funerals.
I have vericose veins on my legs that are kinda getting worse and it freaks me out so much sometimes!
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I have vericose veins on my legs that are kinda getting worse and it freaks me out so much sometimes!
Peanutgubber and belly sandwich!
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Peanutgubber and belly sandwich!
Lowkirk six-sevenuinely we yes WE are enjoying red faction guerilla quite a lot rn :3
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Lowkirk six-sevenuinely we yes WE are enjoying red faction guerilla quite a lot rn :3
Going beast mode on some joker weed!
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Going beast mode on some joker weed!
2slimey if he was British, call that 2blimey.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
2slimey if he was British, call that 2blimey.
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Puffin with Sand Eels,
Watercolour painting.
#Puffin #Sandeels #AtlanticPuffin #Birds #BirdsArt #Art #Watercolour #WatercolourArt #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
Watercolour painting.
#Puffin #Sandeels #AtlanticPuffin #Birds #BirdsArt #Art #Watercolour #WatercolourArt #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Puffin with Sand Eels,
Watercolour painting.
#Puffin #Sandeels #AtlanticPuffin #Birds #BirdsArt #Art #Watercolour #WatercolourArt #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
Watercolour painting.
#Puffin #Sandeels #AtlanticPuffin #Birds #BirdsArt #Art #Watercolour #WatercolourArt #Painting #BirdsWallArt #ArtPrints #BirdsGiftIdea
Seeking housing and kinda feeling hopeless, but I have a lovely friend helping me out a ton!
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Seeking housing and kinda feeling hopeless, but I have a lovely friend helping me out a ton!
Ok so basically: we use an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to create a false hive-mind to rival the nous — surely an insult to God — out stolen thoughts and works, then we train it to control uuuhhh... Everything?
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Ok so basically: we use an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to create a false hive-mind to rival the nous — surely an insult to God — out stolen thoughts and works, then we train it to control uuuhhh... Everything?
Penis butter and belly sandwich.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Penis butter and belly sandwich.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!
I added the skateboarding animation from Gentlemen of the row into my Saints Row 2 files and it's so damn janky, I love it. I hope someone makes like an Ollie and landing animation or something so I can hit some of the spots around Stilwater.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I added the skateboarding animation from Gentlemen of the row into my Saints Row 2 files and it's so damn janky, I love it. I hope someone makes like an Ollie and landing animation or something so I can hit some of the spots around Stilwater.