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sizzlerxanadu.bsky.social
@sizzlerxanadu.bsky.social
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TFW you are dumb as a bag of nails and/or a robot
Some dumbass replying "ahem" after mbuemo scored a goal and penalty and I praised him over cunha and then mbuemo barely missed one
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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When you just right clicked instead of finding the source fule
Grimsby town logo with pixelated fish and boat on tv presentation
August 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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RIP to my Madeline. A man could not wish for a better friend. I'll miss you forever.
Black cat, portrait
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Screenshot of an email I received: Clearly explain the reason for the message and why you are contacting them. Let the customer know you are sending a payment reminder, mentioning the due invoice or account. Clearly explain the reason for the message and why you are contacting them. Let the customer know you are sending a payment reminder, mentioning the due invoice or account. NOTICE !! SERVICE INVOICE CHARGE AND SERVICE COPY invoice charge plan bill reminder issue NOTICE !! SERVICE INVOICE CHARGE AND SERVICE COPY invoice charge plan bill reminder issue NOTICE !! SERVICE INVOICE CHARGE AND SERVICE COPY invoice charge plan bill reminder issue NOTICE !! SERVICE INVOICE CHARGE AND SERVICE COPY invoice charge plan bill reminder issue
July 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Tumblr screenshot Poster: haywire4 (male anime avatar) Title: a series of good as hell tweets Post: mikefossey : Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass. its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
July 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Funky? ✅
Fresh?✅
Screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza. Yellow background. Foreground left is Pauline in blue and purple accented varsity jacket kinda thing with crown and hamburger on her head. Donkey Kong with green/gold gradient fur, iridescent bowtie, and patched jeans. Game asks "(this look OK?)" with options "lookin' good" and "hold up..."
July 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Did finally achieve my dream of seeing a brawl in person, albeit a small one
June 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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@marcusspeller.bsky.social @footballramble.bsky.social @lukeaaronmoore.bsky.social
My seat is around here somewhere but we're all just standing
June 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I got you, baby
Green tomato on vine
June 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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jesus christ how is this product still out in the wild?
Google AI response to "is it 2025": "No, it is not 2025. The current year is 2024. According to a calendar. It is May 28, 2024"
May 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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It's been done
Image of mustang-style car in front of Obama 'vote early' ad from videogame burnout paradise
May 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Basically every car commercial ever has tried to create a supplies-are-limited urgency in the customer so we got ourselves a cry wolf situation here lol
Crossover SUV doing a sick drift on a rocky road with dust cloud, and mountains in background. White captions read "FREE FROM NEW TARIFFS" and small type notes supplies are limited and will not last.
May 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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(The Rock sniper dude voice): this mutha gonna grow big
Big green lettuce leaf I grew, held lengthwise, in portrait. Ravishing.
May 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Shot/chaser
Two financial times tweets with opinion headlines: 1) how milk got its mojo back; and 2) why are the world's cities sinking?
May 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Love too read articles on the guardian dot com
ADVERTISEMENT SCROLL FOR MORE and an otherwise grey screen
May 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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90s VCR covers
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Obama hope poster but it's Kier starmer and 'clarity'
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Landscape with bushes in front and volcanic rock formation with brush behind and blue sky above Portrait with John Day river in front of volcanic rock formation with green brush and blue sky above with a few small, wispy clouds
April 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Forever grateful I landed in the American West, no matter what the future may hold.

Central Oregon - John Day fossil beds national monument environs
Portrait shot of road with red volcanic rock with green brush and sky above
April 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Norman Reedus as Sam Porter telling his mother she is the president of jack shit as she sits up in a hospital bed
April 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This one was not a surprise in, like, any way
People holding up 'MASS DEPORTATION NOW' signs at a trump rally
April 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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That's bad!!
Nyt head and sub: Chief Justice Allows President Trump to Freeze Foreign Aid Payments for Now Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. said U.S.A.I.D. and the State Department did not need to immediately pay for more than $1.5 billion in already completed work.
February 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Cool dog
Nyt 'Well' section with colorful line drawing of garden party, head: "I Bought a House. I Got a Neighborhood."
February 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEALTHY
Nyt article head/sub: In the Hamptons, 'They Think Immigration Is Coming Out to Get Them'; Latino immigrants care for some of America's most lavish beachside mansions. Their disappearance would affect the wealthy, too.
February 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Poster for the 2022 film EO, bold red background with donkey face at angle implying curiosity, whimsy.
February 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM