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noodle arms sizemo (thanksgiving edition) 🍁
@sizemo.bsky.social
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Ole Miss. Average runner. Photographer. I post a lot about college sports. Signal: @sizemo.87
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John Isner is extremely tall and also very nice
John Isner sitting in a chair holding a mic mid-sentence. He is in front of a backdrop that says Dallas Influencers in Sports and Entertainment.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I make NFL memes now
Laura Ingraham on the left half of the screen, one of the dipshits who ran for the republican nomination in 2024 whose name I can’t remember on the right half. Underneath them, the fox lower third says “by winning, [The Saints] are actually losing.” You can tell that “The Saints” was shopped in there because it doesn’t match the background color of the lower third or the font or font weight.
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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It’s so easy to just live off of coffee and fast food when you’re a new parent
The top half of a dog lying on a rug. North of his head are a green plush mug of coffee and a red plush container of yellow French fries. The container has a smiling face on it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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“Nothing like a fresh cup of joe!”
A dog lying like a loaf of bread and looking at the camera with a plush coffee mug sitting on the floor in front of him
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Caffeine fiend
A dog lying like a loaf of bread with a plush green coffee cup in his mouth as if he’s drinking from it
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Bell curve meme Boo/yay, Our season is over because our third string rb doesn’t run his routes as precisely as I’d like, Boo/yay
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE IT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR: NOT SUMMER
iPhone weather screenshot. It’s 49 feels like 35 right now and the forecast is cool for the next five days.
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Nope none whatsoever
iPhone text Them: WHY DO WE HAVE TO MAKE IT SO STRESSFUL Me: Because we've sinned against God Me: Or something Them: My head says we are good. My heart is in afib. Me: I literally just told Nugget to never believe in Ole Miss to protect her heart Them: Or her liver Me: I'm not ready to cross that bridge yet Them: Whew Them: Well nvmd. Can't be easy ever Me: I want to die Them: whew
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Dammit @yoshfriedman.bsky.social
A series of five people in my Bluesky timeline saying doink or college kickers, then Josh talking about the NBA being rigged, then two more doinks.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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When you’re posting an AI generated dick pic
A sign that says “Synthetic Hog”
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Always has been astronaut meme “It was DNS?” “Always has been”
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Loading up on autism at the Costco
A bunch of large extra strength Tylenol containers on display
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Satellite map of the southeast. Mississippi is labeled Land Mass.
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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64° outside, he snuck his stuffed fren Sebastian outside, he’s living the life.
A dog and a stuffed elephant toy lying in the grass in a backyard.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Struggling with baby’s sleep and when/how/whether or not to sleep train and came upon this reddit comment which is not helpful because I can check the box for both of those items.
Twodickhenry on reddit writes: Yes; my point was meant to be that it doesn't have any measurable outcomes for the child, so you should make the decision based on the needs of you as the family/caregiver. Does sleep training give you massive guilt and anxiety? Don't do it. Are you horribly sleep deprived and in need of a solution? Do it.
October 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The songs on this thing are so much better than they have any right to be. I would listen to this kick gym’s album.
The Fisher Price kick and play piano gym. It’s got a keyboard with five keys at one end of the mat and an arch with hanging toys over the mat.
October 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Best day of the season
Me texting my dad “Go to hell, LSU” followed by my dad texting me “Go to hell, Ole Miss, go to hell!”
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff right there
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September 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Momma played “standing up and bouncing”. It’s super effective!
Snorlax sleeping peacefully on grass
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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And yet
SEC conference standings where Ole Miss is at the top and LSU is not
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Mr. Noodles is such a mark
Screenshot of an iPhone pre-preorder confirmation
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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What I want to know is what this is
A close-up of the left (from the observer’s point of view) nipple area from the previous image. NE of the actual nipple is a round protrusion that looks like a bigger, harder nipple. It has been circled in red.
September 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I did this last month
Picture of a final score graphic in NCAA26 of ULM beating Alabama 7-0
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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@specter177.bsky.social @studley11.bsky.social Old looking planes flying super low over white rock about an hour ago
Two planes flying very close to the ground. They were very WWII era looking. One plane flying very close to the ground. It was very WWII era looking.
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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ESPN has shown the wrong dates for the LSU game and the ND game twice now. I saw them saying the LSU game was tomorrow earlier and the ESPN app is saying the ND game is tonight.
#6 Notre Dame vs. #10 Miami Two storied programs collide in a heavyweight matchup between top-10 teams Tonight, 7:30 p.m. ET on ABC
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM