I’m so here for the Katy Perry / Justin Trudeau relationship.
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m so here for the Katy Perry / Justin Trudeau relationship.
Just come in from watching Mike ‘Mammoth’ Bubbins in conversation. So funny.
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just come in from watching Mike ‘Mammoth’ Bubbins in conversation. So funny.
Son is at Wembley and has left the stadium already.
October 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Son is at Wembley and has left the stadium already.
I’m halfway through ep1 of House of Guineas, what a load of old shit. I can’t go on.
October 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m halfway through ep1 of House of Guineas, what a load of old shit. I can’t go on.
Just did an escape room. I have to say I was awesome. If you’re ever held hostage you want me there with you.
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just did an escape room. I have to say I was awesome. If you’re ever held hostage you want me there with you.
Couldn’t resist these in Lidl either. Still a Snoopy fan.
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Couldn’t resist these in Lidl either. Still a Snoopy fan.
This will keep me occupied over the Cole winter nights. Bargain from Lidl
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This will keep me occupied over the Cole winter nights. Bargain from Lidl
I’m sure they won’t but I’d love to see them lose everything. Parasites.
Baroness decries £122m High Court ruling on PPE Medpro while showing her taste for luxury in social media posts defending herself and husband Doug Barrowman
Michelle Mone maintains defiance and glamour in ‘victim’ status
www.thetimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’m sure they won’t but I’d love to see them lose everything. Parasites.
Highlight of my Saturday is always face timing my youngest in Oz 🥰
September 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Highlight of my Saturday is always face timing my youngest in Oz 🥰
Oh I’m here for this
The British Museum is to launch its own “Met Gala” in the hope of replicating New York’s renowned haute couture ball which invites guests to dress outrageously and give even more outrageous sums of money
British Museum to host ball to rival the glamour of the Met Gala
www.thetimes.com
September 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Oh I’m here for this
Why have I only now found St. Vincent?! Wow
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why have I only now found St. Vincent?! Wow
On my way to the BBC Wales studio for the premiere of the new Crash Detectives series! Hope there are some paparazzi 😝
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
On my way to the BBC Wales studio for the premiere of the new Crash Detectives series! Hope there are some paparazzi 😝
Can we just have one day without Trump being mentioned on the news?
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can we just have one day without Trump being mentioned on the news?
I have today learnt how to pronounce Volte face correctly. Thank you Stig Abel.
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have today learnt how to pronounce Volte face correctly. Thank you Stig Abel.
How are we all?
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How are we all?
Some cheeky dicker in Hackney has spent 2,500 of my nectar points. Rude.
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Some cheeky dicker in Hackney has spent 2,500 of my nectar points. Rude.
I have signed up for an 8 week weightlifting course.
Yeah Strong GIF
ALT: Yeah Strong GIF
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I have signed up for an 8 week weightlifting course.
Avoided death twice today.
First almost shut myself in my electric closing boot, turns out shouting stop doesn’t help, luckily the sensors do.
Then my wide leg trouser hem got caught in the trolley wheel in Tesco, causing me to come to a shuddering halt.
First almost shut myself in my electric closing boot, turns out shouting stop doesn’t help, luckily the sensors do.
Then my wide leg trouser hem got caught in the trolley wheel in Tesco, causing me to come to a shuddering halt.
September 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Avoided death twice today.
First almost shut myself in my electric closing boot, turns out shouting stop doesn’t help, luckily the sensors do.
Then my wide leg trouser hem got caught in the trolley wheel in Tesco, causing me to come to a shuddering halt.
First almost shut myself in my electric closing boot, turns out shouting stop doesn’t help, luckily the sensors do.
Then my wide leg trouser hem got caught in the trolley wheel in Tesco, causing me to come to a shuddering halt.
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Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
Not a fan of the woman but I do like Malania’s frock she has on for the banquet
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Not a fan of the woman but I do like Malania’s frock she has on for the banquet
It’s going to be a long fucking Winter.
September 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s going to be a long fucking Winter.
Is Camilla giving notice of intended sickness so she can avoid the American Wotsit?
The Queen has been forced by illness to miss the funeral of the Duchess of Kent on Tuesday, the first Catholic royal funeral since the English Reformation ⬇️
Duchess of Kent funeral: Queen Camilla pulls out with sinusitis
The King and other members of the family attend the requiem mass at Westminster Cathedral, the first Catholic royal funeral since the English Reformation
www.thetimes.com
September 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Is Camilla giving notice of intended sickness so she can avoid the American Wotsit?
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
I feel like I’m living in a parallel universe right now. What the hell is happening?
Elon Musk has urged Britons to “fight back or die” as he addressed a rally of more than 100,000 people organised by Tommy Robinson.
The protest descended into violence after Robinson’s supporters clashed with police and anti-racism campaigners
The protest descended into violence after Robinson’s supporters clashed with police and anti-racism campaigners
Thousands gather in London for Tommy Robinson march
www.thetimes.com
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I feel like I’m living in a parallel universe right now. What the hell is happening?
Turns out a dark green velvet sofa isn’t as practical as our previous black leather one. Have had to resort to throws.
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Turns out a dark green velvet sofa isn’t as practical as our previous black leather one. Have had to resort to throws.