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The Macy’s parade is really scraping the bottom for performers this year.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What do you sleep in?

For me I sleep in some bulge shorts I made so I don’t crush my bulge and don’t rub thighs.
((Sleeps with bulge shorts to stay warm above the waist))
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The best part about having to stay at a hotel when you go home for the holidays is that I don’t have to wear appropriate pajamas to bed!
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s 2025. How have we not invented a more effective way to put the accurate amount of air into your tires yet?
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Which mom variant did you pull?

Apples/Country/Rooster 🍎

Italy/Grapes/Wine 🍇

Or

Geese? 🪿
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today is for pretending to work right?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Let’s normalize not using the .5 lens to make your dick or arms look bigger.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hot take: 15% off sitewide is not a Black Friday Sale.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Only 1 day stands between me and deviled eggs. We can do this!
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Me: worried about food that might expire soon while traveling

My parents: food that expired 2 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A haircut really does wonders for my self esteem.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Free Halloween Costume Idea:

Cynthia Erivo-lle Redenbacher
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
T herapy today said - the root of your problems is bODy DiSMorPhIa!

But not in the way you’re thinking.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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anyway here's a WIP that shall be colored at a later date
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Do I have DDs yet? #internationalchestday
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I need IG to know that I am not interested in people getting engaged.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A lactation expert ad on a gay sex podcast. Hm.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do I have DDs yet? #internationalchestday
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Welcome to the second most unproductive work week of the year.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Spoilers but this play murders 56 people and only has a cast of 7.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A VIP has arrived at your tower.
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I know this is ai slop but I’m curious shat it actually looks like.
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM