"charlotte noferq"🌻
@sisypheanicarus.bsky.social
somnambulist manipulated by an evil psychiatrist she/her 📼🌾
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*suddenly contemplative* inspector detector suspected foul play...
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*suddenly contemplative* inspector detector suspected foul play...
hey >:( that's my emotional support mia
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
hey >:( that's my emotional support mia
my house is so cold I have a headache :(
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
my house is so cold I have a headache :(
taken by some ancient curse, presumably
January 18, 2026 at 4:23 AM
taken by some ancient curse, presumably
when I was 10 I discovered my dad had a Dilbert-a-day calender in the bathroom and over the course of a few days I read the entire thing, consuming hours that I was too embarrassed to explain in which, in retrospect, my parents absolutely thought I'd discovered masturbation.
January 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
when I was 10 I discovered my dad had a Dilbert-a-day calender in the bathroom and over the course of a few days I read the entire thing, consuming hours that I was too embarrassed to explain in which, in retrospect, my parents absolutely thought I'd discovered masturbation.
just saw a t-shirt with "birds aren't real... but jesus is". nobel laurette in mormonism
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
just saw a t-shirt with "birds aren't real... but jesus is". nobel laurette in mormonism
I am just not someone who owns enough clothing to afford having it split between three houses
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am just not someone who owns enough clothing to afford having it split between three houses
I was put on this earth to write letterboxed reviews and the demands of fallen flesh (food, sleep) are obstacles to that divine purpose
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I was put on this earth to write letterboxed reviews and the demands of fallen flesh (food, sleep) are obstacles to that divine purpose
walking around Walmart, on the pa they're advertising the Walmart official podcast. would be fascinated to see the internal numbers that convinced them people want to listen to a Walmart Official Podcast
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
walking around Walmart, on the pa they're advertising the Walmart official podcast. would be fascinated to see the internal numbers that convinced them people want to listen to a Walmart Official Podcast
MARTY SUPREME
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
MARTY SUPREME
patron "oh, he's already helping us with our coats"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
patron "oh, he's already helping us with our coats"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
older coworker "she"
"sorry, she"
(coworker thinks I'm out of earshot) "maybe, I'm not totally sure. we don't want to ask"
the first female stay at home dad
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the first female stay at home dad
don draper pitching ethical nonmonogamy to his wife
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
don draper pitching ethical nonmonogamy to his wife
cute that the three real movies are bundled together at the bottom. like when you only know one person at a party
if you squint at the 2025 worldwide box office of this year so far, you might see a few are vfx-driven/animation
and avatar 3 hasn't been released yet
and avatar 3 hasn't been released yet
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
cute that the three real movies are bundled together at the bottom. like when you only know one person at a party
you shouldn't be allowed to do an encore that's FIVE songs long
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you shouldn't be allowed to do an encore that's FIVE songs long
silksong had me thinking video games might be good, nice to get a strong reminder that nothing could be further from the truth
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
silksong had me thinking video games might be good, nice to get a strong reminder that nothing could be further from the truth
it's weird how much we as a culture have wasted donald glover. this is like, a shockingly bad filmography for someone of his talents
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's weird how much we as a culture have wasted donald glover. this is like, a shockingly bad filmography for someone of his talents
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The ol’ dead wife gambit…
works every time
works every time
Rhea Seehorn is finally a Golden Globe nominee for her performance in ‘PLURIBUS’
She was never nominated for ‘BETTER CALL SAUL’ during that show’s run.
See the nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
She was never nominated for ‘BETTER CALL SAUL’ during that show’s run.
See the nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The ol’ dead wife gambit…
works every time
works every time
100%ed silksong so I can officially say- the game is Not Too Hard. felt significantly more fair than hollow knight, honestly, by Act II/III
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
100%ed silksong so I can officially say- the game is Not Too Hard. felt significantly more fair than hollow knight, honestly, by Act II/III
desperately want to ask my tucker-fan dad if he watched this episode
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
desperately want to ask my tucker-fan dad if he watched this episode
I love that Spotify tries to do their general top of the year stuff with podcasts so you get a playlist that's like "the kelce brothers with guest taylor swift!" "amy poehler reunites with tina fey💌" "the tucker carlson show: alex jones discusses the globalist death cult pushing child homosexuality"
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I love that Spotify tries to do their general top of the year stuff with podcasts so you get a playlist that's like "the kelce brothers with guest taylor swift!" "amy poehler reunites with tina fey💌" "the tucker carlson show: alex jones discusses the globalist death cult pushing child homosexuality"
the transit app loves to be like oh yeah that bus that's on a thirty minute schedule? 40 minutes away. AND THEY'RE RIGHT
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the transit app loves to be like oh yeah that bus that's on a thirty minute schedule? 40 minutes away. AND THEY'RE RIGHT
does Lorde know she can still be nonbinary even though the album bombed
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
does Lorde know she can still be nonbinary even though the album bombed
I'm so tired and my shoot doesn't start for three hours
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm so tired and my shoot doesn't start for three hours