Evey
@sisterofash.bsky.social
Non-practicing insomniac | horror novelist | wife girl
Your father works hard at the Jerk Store. He’s under a lot of pressure. They’re having a supply crisis. You’re our only little jerk left
January 27, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Your father works hard at the Jerk Store. He’s under a lot of pressure. They’re having a supply crisis. You’re our only little jerk left
Every once in a while, the universe gives me a little wink and says, “you’re doing okay, kid, keep it up,” and in those moments it feels as though the stars and the soil are my mom and dad.
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Every once in a while, the universe gives me a little wink and says, “you’re doing okay, kid, keep it up,” and in those moments it feels as though the stars and the soil are my mom and dad.
Treat me right, I’m still John Goodman’s daughter
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Treat me right, I’m still John Goodman’s daughter
Explaining to Pennywise that I’m terrified of Villanelle from Killing Eve
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Explaining to Pennywise that I’m terrified of Villanelle from Killing Eve
Can you imagine Jabba the Hutt at a sound bath. They’re ringing bells and waving crystals all around him and he’s just gagging and muttering “ey wonowonga”
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Can you imagine Jabba the Hutt at a sound bath. They’re ringing bells and waving crystals all around him and he’s just gagging and muttering “ey wonowonga”
I will be sending you my apprentice, Darth Maul
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I will be sending you my apprentice, Darth Maul
Jimmy: can you please be the devil
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Jimmy: can you please be the devil
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
Dr. Kelson: I don’t believe in the devil
Jimmy: please I’m real sick in the head
Dr. Kelson: I’m gonna be the best goddamn devil you’ve ever seen 🤘🏼👹😈
I feel like half the time when I’m listening to another artist’s song and it feels like it has a little bit of extra juice I’ll come to find out Mitski is lurking somewhere in the credits
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I feel like half the time when I’m listening to another artist’s song and it feels like it has a little bit of extra juice I’ll come to find out Mitski is lurking somewhere in the credits
Reality so bad I’m slowly making Koi Pond into a walkable socialist utopia
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Reality so bad I’m slowly making Koi Pond into a walkable socialist utopia
Dr. Kelson getting crunk in the end of days
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Dr. Kelson getting crunk in the end of days
This whole queering my new gender thing…there’s something to it
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This whole queering my new gender thing…there’s something to it
We often pigeonhole Mitski as depressed but I would like to offer Quirked Up as an alternative
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
We often pigeonhole Mitski as depressed but I would like to offer Quirked Up as an alternative
Sick of the old narratives. New narrative time
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Sick of the old narratives. New narrative time
A small horror—the phrase “this is not normal” has been normalized. By my reckoning it was normalized at least eight years ago.
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
A small horror—the phrase “this is not normal” has been normalized. By my reckoning it was normalized at least eight years ago.
Ya girl getting therapy (fr fr)
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ya girl getting therapy (fr fr)
90’s good, oughts bad, tens decent, twenties absolutely fucking abysmal
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
90’s good, oughts bad, tens decent, twenties absolutely fucking abysmal
Playing Epic Mickey and honestly it should be called Spooky Mickey
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Playing Epic Mickey and honestly it should be called Spooky Mickey
I save all my PDFs to the books app on my phone. It’s an absolute zoo in there. We’ve got the screenplay for Ruby Sparks, The Epstein Files, and My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness all clumped up together
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I save all my PDFs to the books app on my phone. It’s an absolute zoo in there. We’ve got the screenplay for Ruby Sparks, The Epstein Files, and My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness all clumped up together
I’ve been a woman long enough that I’m starting to feel comfortable with queering my *new* gender. My family’s gonna be even more confused by the time this is all said and done lmfao
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I’ve been a woman long enough that I’m starting to feel comfortable with queering my *new* gender. My family’s gonna be even more confused by the time this is all said and done lmfao
I think now more than ever we all have to make sure we protect our minds even as we refuse to avert our eyes.
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I think now more than ever we all have to make sure we protect our minds even as we refuse to avert our eyes.
Shoulda called myself Douglas Fir the way I’ve been pining
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Shoulda called myself Douglas Fir the way I’ve been pining
I love A Christmas Carol, not just for its supernatural intrigue or timeless political critique of class disparity. At its core, it’s about the hope that even the worst of people can change their ways, and it tells that story plausibly. That’s the Christmas I honor in my heart this year.
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I love A Christmas Carol, not just for its supernatural intrigue or timeless political critique of class disparity. At its core, it’s about the hope that even the worst of people can change their ways, and it tells that story plausibly. That’s the Christmas I honor in my heart this year.
I’m gonna rank all the Metroid games because I love Metroid. I’m gonna rank them in multiple ways
December 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I’m gonna rank all the Metroid games because I love Metroid. I’m gonna rank them in multiple ways
People can be really amazing.
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
People can be really amazing.