Sir Michael
@sirmichael.bsky.social
Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
Well, now we're getting somewhere
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well, now we're getting somewhere
Following the recent signing of a lucrative deal for me to become the global ambassador for fire, I have decided that your ill-judged idea has serious merit.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Following the recent signing of a lucrative deal for me to become the global ambassador for fire, I have decided that your ill-judged idea has serious merit.
Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
Sorry but the banks should not have to fund this. You're going to have to pool together the money yourselves to get this change implemented. I'm sick of our beloved banks having to pay for everything while ordinary people reap all the rewards.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sorry but the banks should not have to fund this. You're going to have to pool together the money yourselves to get this change implemented. I'm sick of our beloved banks having to pay for everything while ordinary people reap all the rewards.
If you think it would help, I'd be happy to lend my name to your campaign. There's very few 5s in my PIN so I don't use that button very much anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you think it would help, I'd be happy to lend my name to your campaign. There's very few 5s in my PIN so I don't use that button very much anyway.
Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
Yeah, that's a fair point. I guess maybe we shouldn't rule it out completely. There's clearly valid points on both sides of the argument.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yeah, that's a fair point. I guess maybe we shouldn't rule it out completely. There's clearly valid points on both sides of the argument.
No problem. I'll get back to him in 2040.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
No problem. I'll get back to him in 2040.
Good idea. Flinders could karate kick the bank manager who then agrees to provide the shoe shop with all the funding it needs. It's cool how Flinders can always resolve tricky plot points with karate.
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Good idea. Flinders could karate kick the bank manager who then agrees to provide the shoe shop with all the funding it needs. It's cool how Flinders can always resolve tricky plot points with karate.
Not only will I be keeping the pig sculpture, I'll be making the pig sculpture one of the lead characters. It's crazy to me that the original show didn't do that.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not only will I be keeping the pig sculpture, I'll be making the pig sculpture one of the lead characters. It's crazy to me that the original show didn't do that.
I wouldn't hesitate. I'm very trusting towards anyone offering to sell me shoes.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wouldn't hesitate. I'm very trusting towards anyone offering to sell me shoes.
This would make for incredibly dramatic and informative television. I'd never thought about how they select which shoe to use on the shelves!
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This would make for incredibly dramatic and informative television. I'd never thought about how they select which shoe to use on the shelves!
I had no idea the shoe shop business got so rowdy. Please tell your uncle's next door neighbour that they've just been hired as a consultant for this show.
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I had no idea the shoe shop business got so rowdy. Please tell your uncle's next door neighbour that they've just been hired as a consultant for this show.
Hi Pam. I have seen The Sopranos but I haven't heard Daisy Daisy so perhaps, between us, we possess all the knowledge of the universe?
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hi Pam. I have seen The Sopranos but I haven't heard Daisy Daisy so perhaps, between us, we possess all the knowledge of the universe?
I'm just worried we'd lose viewing figures among the all-important children-whose-parents-are-cowards demographic.
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm just worried we'd lose viewing figures among the all-important children-whose-parents-are-cowards demographic.
Yes and also the theme song could just be the choir repeatedly chanting "Urmston, Urmston, Urmston" so that viewers know where the show is set.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yes and also the theme song could just be the choir repeatedly chanting "Urmston, Urmston, Urmston" so that viewers know where the show is set.
Can you imagine how much better a show it would have been if there was a plot about Tony Tony dealing with a customer who returned a pair of shoes a month after buying them because they were slightly too small? Would have offered a great insight into Tony Tony's returns policy.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can you imagine how much better a show it would have been if there was a plot about Tony Tony dealing with a customer who returned a pair of shoes a month after buying them because they were slightly too small? Would have offered a great insight into Tony Tony's returns policy.
This is a sensible idea but I've already typed Tony Tony and I don't want to look weak in front of everyone so let's compromise. His name can be Tony Tony Tenor.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is a sensible idea but I've already typed Tony Tony and I don't want to look weak in front of everyone so let's compromise. His name can be Tony Tony Tenor.
I guess I could start undoing the top button of my pyjamas from time to time...
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I guess I could start undoing the top button of my pyjamas from time to time...
I KNEW you two would eventually become friends. Now I won't have to sit you so far apart at John Cena Fan Club meetings.
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I KNEW you two would eventually become friends. Now I won't have to sit you so far apart at John Cena Fan Club meetings.
That's not the point I was trying to make here but you're right in that we definitely do need more arrests in the village. People have been getting away with terrorising me (a good man) for years.
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
That's not the point I was trying to make here but you're right in that we definitely do need more arrests in the village. People have been getting away with terrorising me (a good man) for years.
Can confirm. S*xiness in any form making the top 9b will only ever happen over my dead body.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Can confirm. S*xiness in any form making the top 9b will only ever happen over my dead body.
I agree with this webpipe. The mental trauma inflicted on us all has been permanently scarring but just one scene of The Scoundrel and The Guttersnipe meeting up south of The Icy River would make up for a lot.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I agree with this webpipe. The mental trauma inflicted on us all has been permanently scarring but just one scene of The Scoundrel and The Guttersnipe meeting up south of The Icy River would make up for a lot.