I have dinner covered 🫡
August 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I have dinner covered 🫡
If she needs a private chef... yknow...
July 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If she needs a private chef... yknow...
The way we're balkanizing
June 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The way we're balkanizing
Reading: "The Odyssey"
February 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reading: "The Odyssey"
Why did I immediately go, "I kinda want that one; hope there's nothing sinister about it"
January 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why did I immediately go, "I kinda want that one; hope there's nothing sinister about it"
If it's any reassurance, they're too incompetent to get there...
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If it's any reassurance, they're too incompetent to get there...
Couldn't have happened to a worse person
December 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Couldn't have happened to a worse person
Both can be true at once #ineedthatnog
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Both can be true at once #ineedthatnog