Sir Desmond Stirling ‘Marquis of the Macabre’
@sirdesmondstirling.bsky.social
Renowned author of Satanic chillers, proud nudist & upstanding subject of His Majesty. All opinions my own & consequently correct.
Inquiries to idiot nephew @tonykeetch.bsky.social
http://tinyurl.com/53h857ct
*Parody*
Inquiries to idiot nephew @tonykeetch.bsky.social
http://tinyurl.com/53h857ct
*Parody*
Pinned
The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling • A podcast on Spotify for Podcasters
Patriot, author of best-selling Satanic chillers, proud nudist, and upstanding subject of Her Majesty. What the uncouth call a 'blog,' I like to think of as an epistle to my apostles
anchor.fm
Free ‘podcasts’ narrated by Yours Truly…
“A voice that can charm the birds from the trees & the knickers off wanton ladies.”
You can’t disagree with His Majesty, it’s treason…
anchor.fm/anthony-keetch
“A voice that can charm the birds from the trees & the knickers off wanton ladies.”
You can’t disagree with His Majesty, it’s treason…
anchor.fm/anthony-keetch
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hitler only had one ball too…
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hitler only had one ball too…
I’m making a list -& checking it twice- of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, & staff
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
tinyurl.com/3crah3yz
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
tinyurl.com/3crah3yz
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 03/12/2022 · 13m
podcasts.apple.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Coming soon….
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Coming soon….
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 4: CHRISTMAS AT SCARHELLDEATH HALL
Warning: A Christmas yarn so shocking that it gave Mrs Whitehouse the vapours…
tinyurl.com/599fwren
No 4: CHRISTMAS AT SCARHELLDEATH HALL
Warning: A Christmas yarn so shocking that it gave Mrs Whitehouse the vapours…
tinyurl.com/599fwren
Christmas at Scarhelldeath Hall episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 13/12/2023 · 28m
tinyurl.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 4: CHRISTMAS AT SCARHELLDEATH HALL
Warning: A Christmas yarn so shocking that it gave Mrs Whitehouse the vapours…
tinyurl.com/599fwren
No 4: CHRISTMAS AT SCARHELLDEATH HALL
Warning: A Christmas yarn so shocking that it gave Mrs Whitehouse the vapours…
tinyurl.com/599fwren
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m making a list -& checking it twice- of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, & staff
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
tinyurl.com/3crah3yz
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
tinyurl.com/3crah3yz
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 03/12/2022 · 13m
podcasts.apple.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m making a list -& checking it twice- of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, & staff
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
tinyurl.com/3crah3yz
No 3: CARRION CHRISTMAS
WARNING: If you are affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast please consult your local exorcist
#christmashorror #horrorcomedy
tinyurl.com/3crah3yz
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 2: SATAN’S CLAWS ARE COMING TO TOWN
WARNING: May cause sleepless nights & bedwetting. Or is that just me…?
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
No 2: SATAN’S CLAWS ARE COMING TO TOWN
WARNING: May cause sleepless nights & bedwetting. Or is that just me…?
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Satan's Claws Are Coming To Town episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 01/12/2021 · 19m
podcasts.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 2: SATAN’S CLAWS ARE COMING TO TOWN
WARNING: May cause sleepless nights & bedwetting. Or is that just me…?
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
No 2: SATAN’S CLAWS ARE COMING TO TOWN
WARNING: May cause sleepless nights & bedwetting. Or is that just me…?
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 1: SATAN BABY
WARNING: narrated by a voice that can be erotically overpowering (eg mine)
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
No 1: SATAN BABY
WARNING: narrated by a voice that can be erotically overpowering (eg mine)
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Sir Desmond Stirling's Satan Baby episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 15/11/2021 · 10m
podcasts.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m making a list - & checking it twice - of my spooky yarns for Yuletide. Tell your friends, spouses, local gentry, & your staff…
No 1: SATAN BABY
WARNING: narrated by a voice that can be erotically overpowering (eg mine)
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
No 1: SATAN BABY
WARNING: narrated by a voice that can be erotically overpowering (eg mine)
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
The world is in a ghastly state. There’s no alternative: Yours Truly needs to take over. I know how to stage a coup; I’ve learned my lesson from the previous 37 failed attempts
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The world is in a ghastly state. There’s no alternative: Yours Truly needs to take over. I know how to stage a coup; I’ve learned my lesson from the previous 37 failed attempts
I often think of our ancestors at Plymouth, waving off the Mayflower, as they think to themselves 'Ha, that's the last we'll hear from them'
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I often think of our ancestors at Plymouth, waving off the Mayflower, as they think to themselves 'Ha, that's the last we'll hear from them'
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas
Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair- theatrical agent, trendy playboy & fearless adventurer- is visiting the seaside resort of Heelmouth to see a client in Mother Goose
But it’s not just the weather outside which is frightful…
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair- theatrical agent, trendy playboy & fearless adventurer- is visiting the seaside resort of Heelmouth to see a client in Mother Goose
But it’s not just the weather outside which is frightful…
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 03/12/2022 · 13m
podcasts.apple.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas
Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair- theatrical agent, trendy playboy & fearless adventurer- is visiting the seaside resort of Heelmouth to see a client in Mother Goose
But it’s not just the weather outside which is frightful…
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair- theatrical agent, trendy playboy & fearless adventurer- is visiting the seaside resort of Heelmouth to see a client in Mother Goose
But it’s not just the weather outside which is frightful…
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
I wonder if they’ll acquire Chisel Films too - the so-called Creepy Cottage of Chisel
In a shock announcement @hammerfilms parent company John Gore Studios has acquired Tyburn Films - paving the way for long overdue 4k restorarions of Legend of the Werewolf, The Creeping Flesh, The Masks of Death etc, and new adaptations.
johngorestudios.com/john-gore-st...
johngorestudios.com/john-gore-st...
John Gore Studios Acquires Tyburn Films - Expanding its Global IP and Film Catalogue - John Gore Studios
John Gore Studios today announced the acquisition of Tyburn Film Productions Limited, along with the entirety of its film and television catalogue. Tyburn is one of the longest established British pro...
johngorestudios.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I wonder if they’ll acquire Chisel Films too - the so-called Creepy Cottage of Chisel
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Werewolf! Now that’s a man’s monster. Wouldn’t mind bagging one, mounting its head over the fireplace. Unless it was only a wolf’s head at full moon. Wouldn’t want a cove’s face staring glassily at me for 28 days of the month. Not again…
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Werewolf! Now that’s a man’s monster. Wouldn’t mind bagging one, mounting its head over the fireplace. Unless it was only a wolf’s head at full moon. Wouldn’t want a cove’s face staring glassily at me for 28 days of the month. Not again…
Dark November nights are made for being spooked!
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
A shuddersome chronicle of monsters… But who are the monsters?
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti #bigfoot #
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
A shuddersome chronicle of monsters… But who are the monsters?
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti #bigfoot #
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Dark November nights are made for being spooked!
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
A shuddersome chronicle of monsters… But who are the monsters?
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti #bigfoot #
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
A shuddersome chronicle of monsters… But who are the monsters?
Available at most podcast vendors - but sadly not the Home Service.
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti #bigfoot #
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
For those who prefer to read - or are maybe a tad mutton - here is SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE!
sirdesmondstirling.wordpress.com/2025/11/07/s...
sirdesmondstirling.wordpress.com/2025/11/07/s...
SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE!
SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE! Listen Prologue The wind howled like a dyspeptic banshee outside the tent. The canvas flapped frantically, threatening to fly off into the maelstrom. Charle…
sirdesmondstirling.wordpress.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
For those who prefer to read - or are maybe a tad mutton - here is SIR DESMOND STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE!
sirdesmondstirling.wordpress.com/2025/11/07/s...
sirdesmondstirling.wordpress.com/2025/11/07/s...
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 4
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 11/11/2025 · 22m
podcasts.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Episode 4
Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti?
If so how will they get it through Customs?
Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril!
tinyurl.com/yc7j2ew3
Tomorrow evening the last - and most thrilling episode of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! is released into the wild! But beware… it’s the most sphincter-loosening one of all. Make sure your manservant has a bucket ready…
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tomorrow evening the last - and most thrilling episode of Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! is released into the wild! But beware… it’s the most sphincter-loosening one of all. Make sure your manservant has a bucket ready…
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
#horrorwriter #podcast #yeti
Careless talk etc but I’m filming the Gamages Xmas commercial tomorrow alongside a star-studded line-up of Simon Dee, Hope and Keen, Hughie Green, Monica Rose, Dozy (if wet, Beaky), Arthur Tolcher, Trevor Little (TV’s comedy balloonist), the Dolly Sisters & Laurence Olivier.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Careless talk etc but I’m filming the Gamages Xmas commercial tomorrow alongside a star-studded line-up of Simon Dee, Hope and Keen, Hughie Green, Monica Rose, Dozy (if wet, Beaky), Arthur Tolcher, Trevor Little (TV’s comedy balloonist), the Dolly Sisters & Laurence Olivier.
The final episode of my rip-snort SIR D STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE will be available soon. Why not listen to the first 3 instalments while you wait
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 1
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 31/10/2025 · 44m
tinyurl.tools
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The final episode of my rip-snort SIR D STIRLING’S ABOMINABLE will be available soon. Why not listen to the first 3 instalments while you wait
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
WARNING: My voice has been scientifically proven to drive the fairer sex round the bend!
#horrorwriter #spooky #yeti
tinyurl.tools/63c13b82
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 3
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 07/11/2025 · 29m
podcasts.apple.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Episode 3
Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang?
Who is the hairy monk?
And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch?
The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Episode 3 of Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! ‘’drops’ tonight.
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Episode 3 of Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! ‘’drops’ tonight.
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
(’Drops?’ Honestly, the modern world, one despairs…)
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! episode 2
Podcast Episode · The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling · 04/11/2025 · 39m
podcasts.apple.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable!
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service
Episode 2
Our intrepid rovers begin their Quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And what exactly are the warrior monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically wise?
Available at most podcast vendors -but sadly not the Home Service