maybe she's born with it*, maybe it's Maybelline

* seven fingers and three ears

Labour (like Labor here in Australia) could be a genuinely progressive party, using their mandate to make their country more fair *and* more prosperous.

Instead, it’s the same mean, grasping realpolitik “hard man” nonsense.

(Unless you’re a big business or billionaire. Then they’re soft men.)

Seeing a demolition of the English by tea on day 3, then realising you've got nothing left to accompany your gardening for the rest of the weekend, is the definition of mixed emotions

my wife and I have this exact (semi)-joke that started out about 15 years ago as $5k and has since been inflated to $10k

at least it saves someone setting up an Australian equivalent NYT pitch bot

awww what a cute little seething bag

The rumour was it only had a single helix (I'm sure this gag has already been done)

I guess she meant particular Australians ... Ones who have shares in mining companies, say

"ya can't lie to a nun"

this checks out ... and he still hates Illinois nazis

it's the corporate equivalent of the 80s Christian Television Association ads ... "if we come right out and say who we are and what we do, you may not like us ... so here are some trees and happy people in slo-mo"