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(destronomics @ tumblr)
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weapons? more like weaponized naruto run, amiright.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
weapons? more like weaponized naruto run, amiright.
enjoying Heated Rivalry on all fronts*, but the thing i'm most tickled by right now is the use of unsent texts/bubbling as the cinematic equivalent of thought balloons.
like, what a genuinely clever way to give characters an internal narrative w/o resorting to a voice-over.
*and backs
like, what a genuinely clever way to give characters an internal narrative w/o resorting to a voice-over.
*and backs
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
enjoying Heated Rivalry on all fronts*, but the thing i'm most tickled by right now is the use of unsent texts/bubbling as the cinematic equivalent of thought balloons.
like, what a genuinely clever way to give characters an internal narrative w/o resorting to a voice-over.
*and backs
like, what a genuinely clever way to give characters an internal narrative w/o resorting to a voice-over.
*and backs
new fandom problematic age gap metric just dropped thegoodshirts.com/products/her...
Her Spotify Listening Age Was 19 You Sick Fuck Hat.
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December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
new fandom problematic age gap metric just dropped thegoodshirts.com/products/her...
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gonna start ending all my emails in a comma—like did i mean to type a period instead, or was i just going to continue talking and forgot,
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
gonna start ending all my emails in a comma—like did i mean to type a period instead, or was i just going to continue talking and forgot,
they need to create a punctuation mark to end a sentence in a vaguely pleasant, nonthreatening manner that is some mysterious third thing between a full-stop, admonishing period (.) , and an excitable, caffeinated exclamation point (!).
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
they need to create a punctuation mark to end a sentence in a vaguely pleasant, nonthreatening manner that is some mysterious third thing between a full-stop, admonishing period (.) , and an excitable, caffeinated exclamation point (!).
"oh, like in the newspaper?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"oh, like in the newspaper?"
does exercise only exist to make normal water taste good?
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
does exercise only exist to make normal water taste good?
ughhh I’m all warm in bed under three comforters a cat and and a heating pad and I forgot to take out my contacts ugghhhhhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ughhh I’m all warm in bed under three comforters a cat and and a heating pad and I forgot to take out my contacts ugghhhhhhhhh
he is correct, and andor being good proves it.
rogue one's only redeeming value continues to be cassian andor.
rogue one's only redeeming value continues to be cassian andor.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
he is correct, and andor being good proves it.
rogue one's only redeeming value continues to be cassian andor.
rogue one's only redeeming value continues to be cassian andor.
do urself a favor and see predator badlands, it’s got daddy issues, predator bar mitzvah, accidental baby acquisition, and toxic yuri incest. A+++ highly recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
do urself a favor and see predator badlands, it’s got daddy issues, predator bar mitzvah, accidental baby acquisition, and toxic yuri incest. A+++ highly recommend.
lrt: honestly, this has been the secret delight of 9-1-1, it's eight seasons of queer edging and i am having a grand ol' time.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
lrt: honestly, this has been the secret delight of 9-1-1, it's eight seasons of queer edging and i am having a grand ol' time.
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absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
the thing about freezing ur eggs is u get the most out of pocket emails to ur real legal name account
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the thing about freezing ur eggs is u get the most out of pocket emails to ur real legal name account
The Talented Mr. Ripley is a Christmas movie AND Die Hard movie.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Talented Mr. Ripley is a Christmas movie AND Die Hard movie.
deeply annoying that the best thing for my curls is air drying because it takes f'ing forever AND i have to look like a sentient mop until evaporation does its thing.
lame!!!
lame!!!
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
deeply annoying that the best thing for my curls is air drying because it takes f'ing forever AND i have to look like a sentient mop until evaporation does its thing.
lame!!!
lame!!!
everyone please watch Chad Powers and then write Danny/Russ/Ricky OT3 fic pls.
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
everyone please watch Chad Powers and then write Danny/Russ/Ricky OT3 fic pls.
(deleted just 2 be safe, but goddamn, Karen Alexander y’all. if you ever see her stuff in the wild, grab it. www.instagram.com/p/CvS53pESvP0/)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
(deleted just 2 be safe, but goddamn, Karen Alexander y’all. if you ever see her stuff in the wild, grab it. www.instagram.com/p/CvS53pESvP0/)
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hmm this Art. it speaks to me
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
i only semi-seriously believe that peacemaker season 2 opener spoiled the earth-2 reveal with the dance sequence, but STILL, it's hard to unsee it* when u see it!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social what is the tea.
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i only semi-seriously believe that peacemaker season 2 opener spoiled the earth-2 reveal with the dance sequence, but STILL, it's hard to unsee it* when u see it!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social what is the tea.
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
been home sick all day, so took a shower early, popped on a clay mask, and listened to some audiobooks, and fully jump-scared the poor delivery driver when I opened the door. reverse trick or treat I guess!!
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
been home sick all day, so took a shower early, popped on a clay mask, and listened to some audiobooks, and fully jump-scared the poor delivery driver when I opened the door. reverse trick or treat I guess!!
spotted friggin pickle rick FIRST, & I’m so glad I asked to see the whole thing from the case, bcs it’s an INCREDIBLE vintage georges marciano denim jacket for like $35!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
spotted friggin pickle rick FIRST, & I’m so glad I asked to see the whole thing from the case, bcs it’s an INCREDIBLE vintage georges marciano denim jacket for like $35!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
that moment right after sundown when you realize you DEFINITELY didn't have enough water before yom kippur
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
that moment right after sundown when you realize you DEFINITELY didn't have enough water before yom kippur
mortifying that the best cardio song three years running is this open.spotify.com/track/50nfwK...
Shivers
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October 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
mortifying that the best cardio song three years running is this open.spotify.com/track/50nfwK...
just did this, please do the same if you can.
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
just did this, please do the same if you can.
did a summer at sea once and had to write a term paper on any whale, you bet your bottom dollar I chose sperm whales for exactly the reason I’d think.
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
did a summer at sea once and had to write a term paper on any whale, you bet your bottom dollar I chose sperm whales for exactly the reason I’d think.
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule