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Alex
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Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508

I'm the idiot some village is missing.

Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
That joke fell flat.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Welcome back, Samuel Johnson.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm probably overdue for my next morning in school, frankly.
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This baffles me. They always seem in such a rush to take my order and bring the food, but never in a rush for the part of the transaction which is probably the most important to them: extracting money from me for the work they’ve already done. I mean, surely that’s the time to be hovering nearby.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have been to both. It's a close-run thing.
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My sympathies.

I currently intend to be there so I can share in the misery.

If I’m lucky, I might still be unwell and unable to come along.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I've have thought you'd have been right on board with the idea of stretching 4 minutes to an hour...

spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future?

Y’know, the title was right there…

A Christmas Cuckold!
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Is the film told from the perspective of the chair, or of the occupant of the chair?
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I must confess to some envy.

A lot of envy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
At my age it's more a case of, "That's an impossible level of bladder control needed!"
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gog Magogsdóttir?
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
a close up of a phone that says ring ring on it
ALT: a close up of a phone that says ring ring on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
But... but... I want dysfunctional mushrooms!
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The "unsubscribe" button is there only to let the spammer know that the e-mail address is active.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Huh. I watched that last night. E2 tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
s/has definitely thought/is definitely thinking/
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'd go, but I caught bubonic plague at the gym earlier this week. I'll have to give this a miss.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM