I think I might need a new shirt. Or for someone to finish the job…

I apparently had a VERY spicy dream last night and woke up to this masterpiece on my sheets. It’s a shame I neither remember any of it nor have time to properly take care of myself before work. It’s going to be a har- I mean long day.

I, uh, might have gone a *little* overboard touching. If these were any lighter, you could have seen the wet spot from space. It’s the curse of being a “leaker”!

If only those red marks were from some pretty nails. Someone should come help with that, pronto

It’s a little toasty in my office today. If I could unbutton this more, I would, but that might be a little too distracting…

A flannel shirt* is a favorite of mine to wear on these cool autumn days. Who else agrees with me?

*Burly man not always included