Hannah
@sincerelyhannah.bsky.social
“Corporate storyteller writing fairytales about the free market.”
I don’t understand theme park accidents because what do you mean you didn’t check your own restraints? I personally don’t want to die, so I check the seatbelts and lock mechanisms on top of the park attendants.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I don’t understand theme park accidents because what do you mean you didn’t check your own restraints? I personally don’t want to die, so I check the seatbelts and lock mechanisms on top of the park attendants.
My favorite bit is when my dog comes in from outside and she’s all hyped up and I ask if she’s a chili dog
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
My favorite bit is when my dog comes in from outside and she’s all hyped up and I ask if she’s a chili dog
Don’t bring up Tuscany to me if you’re not gonna let me come to Tuscany!
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Don’t bring up Tuscany to me if you’re not gonna let me come to Tuscany!
I’m watching a YouTube video about people dying in their sleep and my husband is watching a YouTube video about motivating factors behind cannibalism. If you’re wondering why we’re married.
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I’m watching a YouTube video about people dying in their sleep and my husband is watching a YouTube video about motivating factors behind cannibalism. If you’re wondering why we’re married.
I love that we continue to pay taxes for Medicare and social security although the U.S. is repeatedly repealing any of those benefits.
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I love that we continue to pay taxes for Medicare and social security although the U.S. is repeatedly repealing any of those benefits.
I’m so sorry, I simply can’t imagine the kind of person who lands on Margaritaville Kansas City as their chosen wedding venue. I can’t.
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I’m so sorry, I simply can’t imagine the kind of person who lands on Margaritaville Kansas City as their chosen wedding venue. I can’t.
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Minneapolis public schools canceled classes officials after Roosevelt High School said armed Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Minneapolis public schools canceled classes officials after Roosevelt High School said armed Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Me, putting together font styles for a magazine:
And you can have one fun font as a treat
And you can have one fun font as a treat
it says be bold or italic neve on a white background .
ALT: it says be bold or italic neve on a white background .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Me, putting together font styles for a magazine:
And you can have one fun font as a treat
And you can have one fun font as a treat
I don’t use AI for things I can easily look up answers to, but I very occasionally use it for questions that are more abstract. For example, I don’t know what to charge for my services, so I told it to read my website and do a price analysis that made sense for both the journalism and bridal (1/2)
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I don’t use AI for things I can easily look up answers to, but I very occasionally use it for questions that are more abstract. For example, I don’t know what to charge for my services, so I told it to read my website and do a price analysis that made sense for both the journalism and bridal (1/2)
Just ordered 200 magazines I designed to hand out for pricing structure and it was a lot of money, but I am trying to keep in mind that getting one booking from either of my two upcoming bridal shows will cover that cost. Just hurts to see it right now 😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Just ordered 200 magazines I designed to hand out for pricing structure and it was a lot of money, but I am trying to keep in mind that getting one booking from either of my two upcoming bridal shows will cover that cost. Just hurts to see it right now 😅
Imagine having Jasper Cullen as a classmate in government class.
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Imagine having Jasper Cullen as a classmate in government class.
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Rep. Dean: “It was never about drugs. It’s about oil.”
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Rep. Dean: “It was never about drugs. It’s about oil.”
I know I’m married, but Josh O’Connor helped to birth over 150 lambs, is a ceramicist, and knows how to embroider. Also signed an actors agreement not to work with Israel… Again, I know I’m married…
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I know I’m married, but Josh O’Connor helped to birth over 150 lambs, is a ceramicist, and knows how to embroider. Also signed an actors agreement not to work with Israel… Again, I know I’m married…
Watching a video on subway operators who have experienced hitting someone on the tracks. One of them said he had dreams that the people he struck would knock on his door and ask why they didn’t stop the train in time. I can’t imagine.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Watching a video on subway operators who have experienced hitting someone on the tracks. One of them said he had dreams that the people he struck would knock on his door and ask why they didn’t stop the train in time. I can’t imagine.
People are getting engaged and two days later being like “October 2026!” because they think that’s the perfect amount of time to get everything ready. Problem being that it is the most popular month to get married and most venues have already been booked for that entire month. Hard to watch.
December 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
People are getting engaged and two days later being like “October 2026!” because they think that’s the perfect amount of time to get everything ready. Problem being that it is the most popular month to get married and most venues have already been booked for that entire month. Hard to watch.
No one tells you that having a viral post is actually hell
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No one tells you that having a viral post is actually hell
Has anyone told James Cameron that he doesn’t have to make more Avatar movies but we would 1000% be supportive of another Titanic (not a sequel obvi, idiots, maybe just another story that took place)
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Has anyone told James Cameron that he doesn’t have to make more Avatar movies but we would 1000% be supportive of another Titanic (not a sequel obvi, idiots, maybe just another story that took place)
Kansans: Haha Chiefs are moving to KCK and our taxes don’t even go up!!
Yeah, because they’re defunding education further. They’re taking away money from schools and redirecting it toward a multi-billion dollar project.
Yeah, because they’re defunding education further. They’re taking away money from schools and redirecting it toward a multi-billion dollar project.
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Kansans: Haha Chiefs are moving to KCK and our taxes don’t even go up!!
Yeah, because they’re defunding education further. They’re taking away money from schools and redirecting it toward a multi-billion dollar project.
Yeah, because they’re defunding education further. They’re taking away money from schools and redirecting it toward a multi-billion dollar project.
Disney+ has Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Frosty the Snowman. No Rudolph, no Year Without a Santa Claus, no Shiny New Year, no Dummer Boy…
You’re telling me that absolutely none of the Rankin Bass claymation films are available online without renting it? This is why we don’t get to enjoy this holiday anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Disney+ has Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Frosty the Snowman. No Rudolph, no Year Without a Santa Claus, no Shiny New Year, no Dummer Boy…
You’re telling me that absolutely none of the Rankin Bass claymation films are available online without renting it? This is why we don’t get to enjoy this holiday anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You’re telling me that absolutely none of the Rankin Bass claymation films are available online without renting it? This is why we don’t get to enjoy this holiday anymore.
We strategically chose a place to sit for lunch with Alex’s family just for all the kids to surround us. We’re at the kids table. And then his family wanted to take a photo. So I’ll post that photo of us at the kids table if I see it
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We strategically chose a place to sit for lunch with Alex’s family just for all the kids to surround us. We’re at the kids table. And then his family wanted to take a photo. So I’ll post that photo of us at the kids table if I see it
Watching Gilmore Girls yesterday and caught a line by Paris “I bet your wife considers sucking on a tailpipe every night.” 😭
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Watching Gilmore Girls yesterday and caught a line by Paris “I bet your wife considers sucking on a tailpipe every night.” 😭
Howard Stern is the definition of a dirtbag shock jock and I don’t understand why he’s still around and why people continue to go on his show.
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Howard Stern is the definition of a dirtbag shock jock and I don’t understand why he’s still around and why people continue to go on his show.
Personally, I love that 50 Cent was like… he’s not getting enough jail time, let’s make an entire documentary about how much of a monster he is because the world needs to know.
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Personally, I love that 50 Cent was like… he’s not getting enough jail time, let’s make an entire documentary about how much of a monster he is because the world needs to know.