SimplisticJ
@simplisticj.bsky.social
Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
I’d rather shoot myself
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’d rather shoot myself
My OCs are “woke” in the sense they want to help people 😭
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My OCs are “woke” in the sense they want to help people 😭
Nah big homie, if you feel you’re the problem it’s lowkey everyone else
December 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Nah big homie, if you feel you’re the problem it’s lowkey everyone else
With more affordable groceries and less possibility of being nabbed by feds in white vans🙏🏾
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
With more affordable groceries and less possibility of being nabbed by feds in white vans🙏🏾
This is true, but imagine instead of a toothache, you get a lil hungy, now that’s awful.
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is true, but imagine instead of a toothache, you get a lil hungy, now that’s awful.
Shoot it, don’t hit it, amirite partner.
a man in a blue shirt and khaki shorts is standing in a living room
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and khaki shorts is standing in a living room
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Shoot it, don’t hit it, amirite partner.
Nah, when a tech company releases the self healing screen and week long battery I will give praise. 😭
September 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Nah, when a tech company releases the self healing screen and week long battery I will give praise. 😭
Here you go, you’ll need this
August 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Here you go, you’ll need this