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Ol' Simpkin
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.just a little guy
✂️📄?
👩‍🦰👱‍♀️?
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In said dream, vampires had two ways of getting you: quietly, in your sleep, or... grenades????? Vampires had grenades. WTF is my brain doing?
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
damn, really went for the thick-cut green onion
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
actual diarrhea
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The silent scream is so real
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
People are going to die because of the Democratic Party's weak leadership. How has this not sunken in? Or do you not care?
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
You need to work with other Dems to oust Schumer. His spineless capitulation to Republicans will cost human lives. We're not living in the 1990s anymore. We are actively watching our country being consumed by Fascism and we need to act accordingly.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We MUST call on Schumer to step down. This loss is inexcusable and a total failure of Democratic leadership. I ask that you, Patty Murray, condemn Schumer's weak leadership for allowing this to happen.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
missed opportunity for a snake tongue imo
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh... Vein?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Cum? Or hissing snake tongue?
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM