Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter)
@simonsback.bsky.social
Mancunian economic migrant in Scandinavia.
Bean-counter & house-fixer-upper.
Actively anti-racist 👊🏼
Brexit / Tory / Trump despiser.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽 ally. 🇪🇺 naturally.
Bean-counter & house-fixer-upper.
Actively anti-racist 👊🏼
Brexit / Tory / Trump despiser.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽 ally. 🇪🇺 naturally.
True, true.
July 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
True, true.
May 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
1981… ‘vintage’.
End me.
End me.
May 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
1981… ‘vintage’.
End me.
End me.
I’ve laughed at this way too many times today.
May 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’ve laughed at this way too many times today.
Vote for clowns, you get the circus.
April 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Vote for clowns, you get the circus.
“This is going to be hilarious” 😂😂
April 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“This is going to be hilarious” 😂😂
Have you ever, in your entire life come across a more Tory-looking face.
Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.
Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.
April 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Have you ever, in your entire life come across a more Tory-looking face.
Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.
Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.
Every time this eternal fucking incel speaks, he should be reminded of this.
April 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every time this eternal fucking incel speaks, he should be reminded of this.
Look at the fucking state of him. Can’t be long now.
April 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Look at the fucking state of him. Can’t be long now.
I miss pre-Elon twitter.
March 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I miss pre-Elon twitter.
This is becoming more and more relevant by the day.
March 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is becoming more and more relevant by the day.
I’m never leaving social media!
Pair of wrong’uns.
Pair of wrong’uns.
March 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m never leaving social media!
Pair of wrong’uns.
Pair of wrong’uns.
Easily today’s winner.
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Easily today’s winner.
This is easily the funniest thread / tweet I’ve seen today.
March 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is easily the funniest thread / tweet I’ve seen today.
Only Elmo could describe yet another one of his shitty rockets literally exploding as a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’.
The man’s a prick.
The man’s a prick.
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Only Elmo could describe yet another one of his shitty rockets literally exploding as a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’.
The man’s a prick.
The man’s a prick.
This is both the stupidest and yet funniest thing I’ve read today.
‘So there must be something in it, right?’ 🙄
‘So there must be something in it, right?’ 🙄
March 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This is both the stupidest and yet funniest thing I’ve read today.
‘So there must be something in it, right?’ 🙄
‘So there must be something in it, right?’ 🙄
Perfection.
March 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Perfection.
Choose your sides wisely folks.
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Choose your sides wisely folks.