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Simon
@simonronalds.bsky.social
Love jazz, keen saxophonist, guitarist, ex mountain biker, chess lover. Cats. Equality for all. Human rights, woke af. Climate emergency is the big issue. LGBTQI rights are human rights. Recovering Health professional. Naarn on Wurundjeri land. No DMs
Corruption?
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
don't think he's much of a keeper either, pitiful really
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Shit yeah, and he usually bowls well after batting well too!
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ahh, the N+1 of guitars, where N = the # of guitars you now have, and N+1 is how many need

Of course, if you're in a relationship then its S-1, where S-1 is the # of guitars you now have, and S= the # of guitars that will make you single again

One of the major stages in the modern human life
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You are clearly guilty of deliberate STARVATION for the period between b'fast and lunch. He's not so much upset as disappointed I think
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
But surely everything is forgiven as he was Born To Rule
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I gave one the other day, but I seriously need it back now
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Shit yeah, just bristling with talent and a singing accuracy and range that very few can meet
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
For a start she'd not be welcome, also her racism doesn't run so well here, would have no chance of getting re-elected
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Sorry Cranky Julie, but it's a cat ... a cat ...
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Presumably the bottle of wine is just out of shot? 🍷
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Horrible thought. Just lost my appetite - thanks very bloody much
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Or like explaining Norway to a dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM