Simon
@simonronalds.bsky.social
Love jazz, keen saxophonist, guitarist, ex mountain biker, chess lover. Cats. Equality for all. Human rights, woke af. Climate emergency is the big issue. LGBTQI rights are human rights. Recovering Health professional. Naarn on Wurundjeri land. No DMs
don't think he's much of a keeper either, pitiful really
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
don't think he's much of a keeper either, pitiful really
Shit yeah, and he usually bowls well after batting well too!
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Shit yeah, and he usually bowls well after batting well too!
Ahh, the N+1 of guitars, where N = the # of guitars you now have, and N+1 is how many need
Of course, if you're in a relationship then its S-1, where S-1 is the # of guitars you now have, and S= the # of guitars that will make you single again
One of the major stages in the modern human life
Of course, if you're in a relationship then its S-1, where S-1 is the # of guitars you now have, and S= the # of guitars that will make you single again
One of the major stages in the modern human life
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Ahh, the N+1 of guitars, where N = the # of guitars you now have, and N+1 is how many need
Of course, if you're in a relationship then its S-1, where S-1 is the # of guitars you now have, and S= the # of guitars that will make you single again
One of the major stages in the modern human life
Of course, if you're in a relationship then its S-1, where S-1 is the # of guitars you now have, and S= the # of guitars that will make you single again
One of the major stages in the modern human life
You are clearly guilty of deliberate STARVATION for the period between b'fast and lunch. He's not so much upset as disappointed I think
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You are clearly guilty of deliberate STARVATION for the period between b'fast and lunch. He's not so much upset as disappointed I think
But surely everything is forgiven as he was Born To Rule
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
But surely everything is forgiven as he was Born To Rule
I gave one the other day, but I seriously need it back now
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I gave one the other day, but I seriously need it back now
Shit yeah, just bristling with talent and a singing accuracy and range that very few can meet
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Shit yeah, just bristling with talent and a singing accuracy and range that very few can meet
For a start she'd not be welcome, also her racism doesn't run so well here, would have no chance of getting re-elected
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
For a start she'd not be welcome, also her racism doesn't run so well here, would have no chance of getting re-elected
Sorry Cranky Julie, but it's a cat ... a cat ...
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Sorry Cranky Julie, but it's a cat ... a cat ...
Presumably the bottle of wine is just out of shot? 🍷
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Presumably the bottle of wine is just out of shot? 🍷
Horrible thought. Just lost my appetite - thanks very bloody much
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Horrible thought. Just lost my appetite - thanks very bloody much
Or like explaining Norway to a dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Or like explaining Norway to a dog