Simon Payne
@simonpayne.bsky.social
Semi-professional curmudgeon. What I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in complacency. Not the target market for anything.
I am not sure about his reading level, but this is certainly beyond his writing level.
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I am not sure about his reading level, but this is certainly beyond his writing level.
Sad that they didn't go with big Dan as the compromise candidate. I suppose there is still time for a couple more spills.
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Sad that they didn't go with big Dan as the compromise candidate. I suppose there is still time for a couple more spills.
One of my top ten movies. Bud was great in H&M and Brave New World.
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
One of my top ten movies. Bud was great in H&M and Brave New World.
In his defence, he is an idiot.
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
In his defence, he is an idiot.
My doctor offered to write me a letter to my employer. I told him it wouldn't do any good, my boss is a bastard. I was self employed.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
My doctor offered to write me a letter to my employer. I told him it wouldn't do any good, my boss is a bastard. I was self employed.
A great band name
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 AM
A great band name
She can put a extra S in her name. Let's see Angus deal with that.
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 AM
She can put a extra S in her name. Let's see Angus deal with that.
Is that a zombie in the background. It needs a zombie.
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Is that a zombie in the background. It needs a zombie.
You would think with the global coverage ICE in the U.S. NSW police would be a little more circumspect in their punching and kicking. Instead, it seems to have inspired them.
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 AM
You would think with the global coverage ICE in the U.S. NSW police would be a little more circumspect in their punching and kicking. Instead, it seems to have inspired them.
I think it is really important that people like Hess speak out on the world stage so that the rest of the planet, who don't follow politics closely, know there are still some sane Americans left.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I think it is really important that people like Hess speak out on the world stage so that the rest of the planet, who don't follow politics closely, know there are still some sane Americans left.
You have my word, and you can take that to the bank. The bank won't be interested, but don't let that stop you.
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
You have my word, and you can take that to the bank. The bank won't be interested, but don't let that stop you.
It's either a commutation or a pardon. Both equally egregious but different animals.
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
It's either a commutation or a pardon. Both equally egregious but different animals.
With a coupon, you can double that.
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 AM
With a coupon, you can double that.