🔞🚭🚯🚷SIMON KLEINE | ON THAT GAY HOCKEY GRINDSET
@simonkleine.bsky.social
21+. SMUT AUTHOR. PROFESSIONAL YAPPER. ABSOLUTE FREAK. TOO SKILLED FOR MONETARY COMPENSATION. ANTS FEAR ME. MYCOPHOBIC. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) OR PERCEIVE ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
Pinned
Oh right my bad.
(removes sign from lawn that says DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME PLEASE THANKS in a comically oversized font in six different languages)
Forgot to remove that sign I put up here
(removes sign from lawn that says DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME PLEASE THANKS in a comically oversized font in six different languages)
Forgot to remove that sign I put up here
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"If you like this ship/character/dynamic, I want you to know you are wrong and you should like what I like instead because I'm right and I understand these pixels so much better than you"
Do you hear yourself? lmao
Do you hear yourself? lmao
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
"If you like this ship/character/dynamic, I want you to know you are wrong and you should like what I like instead because I'm right and I understand these pixels so much better than you"
Do you hear yourself? lmao
Do you hear yourself? lmao
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I think “playing with dolls” is a perfect analogy for a fandom
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I think “playing with dolls” is a perfect analogy for a fandom
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
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idc who alastor is getting fucked by as long as he’s the one getting fucked 🤭
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 AM
idc who alastor is getting fucked by as long as he’s the one getting fucked 🤭
Adventure cat prepares to set off on yet another voyage
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Adventure cat prepares to set off on yet another voyage
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Of course they are frustrated, angry, frightened. We too!
However, people do what they are able to do. You would never say "No good telling me you're sorry my husband died. Bring him back from the dead!"
"Do something" is not useful if "something" is not defined and "Do" does not include "how".
However, people do what they are able to do. You would never say "No good telling me you're sorry my husband died. Bring him back from the dead!"
"Do something" is not useful if "something" is not defined and "Do" does not include "how".
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Of course they are frustrated, angry, frightened. We too!
However, people do what they are able to do. You would never say "No good telling me you're sorry my husband died. Bring him back from the dead!"
"Do something" is not useful if "something" is not defined and "Do" does not include "how".
However, people do what they are able to do. You would never say "No good telling me you're sorry my husband died. Bring him back from the dead!"
"Do something" is not useful if "something" is not defined and "Do" does not include "how".
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Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Important perspective from Greenland.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
Hey all. Feeling like shit so please don't bother me or interact with me or check up on me or deal with me or otherwise involve yourself with me thanks
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hey all. Feeling like shit so please don't bother me or interact with me or check up on me or deal with me or otherwise involve yourself with me thanks
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Ever since #HazbinHotelS3 came out, I've seen a lot of discourse about Alastor's irritated behavior early in the season.
"He's an asshole, he hates Charlie, bad writing (apparently everything people don’t get is bad writing)" when in reality, it's just a normal reaction to his condition (1/2)
"He's an asshole, he hates Charlie, bad writing (apparently everything people don’t get is bad writing)" when in reality, it's just a normal reaction to his condition (1/2)
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ever since #HazbinHotelS3 came out, I've seen a lot of discourse about Alastor's irritated behavior early in the season.
"He's an asshole, he hates Charlie, bad writing (apparently everything people don’t get is bad writing)" when in reality, it's just a normal reaction to his condition (1/2)
"He's an asshole, he hates Charlie, bad writing (apparently everything people don’t get is bad writing)" when in reality, it's just a normal reaction to his condition (1/2)
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🫵 you. internet porn artist. draw trans guys topping right now. if you're drawing trans guys bottoming like 10x more often than you draw them topping you owe it to me, personally, to get on fixing that ratio right now
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🫵 you. internet porn artist. draw trans guys topping right now. if you're drawing trans guys bottoming like 10x more often than you draw them topping you owe it to me, personally, to get on fixing that ratio right now
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December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I want more alpha nesting. Just big burly idiots making pretty, comfy nests in an attempt to impress a mate.
Just like, birds of paradise style lmao. Bonus points if they project the same crack energy while arranging blankets and fluffing pillows
Just like, birds of paradise style lmao. Bonus points if they project the same crack energy while arranging blankets and fluffing pillows
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I want more alpha nesting. Just big burly idiots making pretty, comfy nests in an attempt to impress a mate.
Just like, birds of paradise style lmao. Bonus points if they project the same crack energy while arranging blankets and fluffing pillows
Just like, birds of paradise style lmao. Bonus points if they project the same crack energy while arranging blankets and fluffing pillows
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It's time!
🦈Uniformshark's🧜♂️
GAY NSFW ARTSHARE🖌️
🏳️⚧️Transfriendly
👬BL/Yaoi/Men loving men💕
🍆💦Get bonus points for terato!
Monsterfuckers and robot lovers where you at?😘Show us your human/monster goodness and kinky art~
🫶Tag & interact with great artists!
NSFW encouraged, not required!
NO Al🚫
🦈Uniformshark's🧜♂️
GAY NSFW ARTSHARE🖌️
🏳️⚧️Transfriendly
👬BL/Yaoi/Men loving men💕
🍆💦Get bonus points for terato!
Monsterfuckers and robot lovers where you at?😘Show us your human/monster goodness and kinky art~
🫶Tag & interact with great artists!
NSFW encouraged, not required!
NO Al🚫
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's time!
🦈Uniformshark's🧜♂️
GAY NSFW ARTSHARE🖌️
🏳️⚧️Transfriendly
👬BL/Yaoi/Men loving men💕
🍆💦Get bonus points for terato!
Monsterfuckers and robot lovers where you at?😘Show us your human/monster goodness and kinky art~
🫶Tag & interact with great artists!
NSFW encouraged, not required!
NO Al🚫
🦈Uniformshark's🧜♂️
GAY NSFW ARTSHARE🖌️
🏳️⚧️Transfriendly
👬BL/Yaoi/Men loving men💕
🍆💦Get bonus points for terato!
Monsterfuckers and robot lovers where you at?😘Show us your human/monster goodness and kinky art~
🫶Tag & interact with great artists!
NSFW encouraged, not required!
NO Al🚫
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December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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additional followup post!
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
additional followup post!
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Heartbreaking words from Dr. STONE mangaka Boichi, who decided to stop posting art on X because of the implementation of the GenAI Edit button
and who has been so distressed by its hostile, destructive purpose to destroy other artists' works that he hasn't been able to eat properly since Christmas😢
and who has been so distressed by its hostile, destructive purpose to destroy other artists' works that he hasn't been able to eat properly since Christmas😢
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Heartbreaking words from Dr. STONE mangaka Boichi, who decided to stop posting art on X because of the implementation of the GenAI Edit button
and who has been so distressed by its hostile, destructive purpose to destroy other artists' works that he hasn't been able to eat properly since Christmas😢
and who has been so distressed by its hostile, destructive purpose to destroy other artists' works that he hasn't been able to eat properly since Christmas😢
Making scrambled eggs. Still have to add the havarti and the ham cubes but I think it's going well so far.
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Making scrambled eggs. Still have to add the havarti and the ham cubes but I think it's going well so far.
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lucifer has a hand on alastor’s back at a gala. lower. lower. not moving, just resting it there. alastor’s smiling like nothing’s wrong, but his knees feel like water and lucifer’s whispering filth in his ear, things like “you’ll be good for me later, won’t you?” #appleradio #hazbinhotel
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
lucifer has a hand on alastor’s back at a gala. lower. lower. not moving, just resting it there. alastor’s smiling like nothing’s wrong, but his knees feel like water and lucifer’s whispering filth in his ear, things like “you’ll be good for me later, won’t you?” #appleradio #hazbinhotel
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lucifer calling alastor a good boy right when he sinks in and alastor breaking, moaning like he’s grateful for it. like praise makes him cum harder than anything else ever could 🙈 #appleradio #hazbinhotel
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
lucifer calling alastor a good boy right when he sinks in and alastor breaking, moaning like he’s grateful for it. like praise makes him cum harder than anything else ever could 🙈 #appleradio #hazbinhotel
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I like to think Alastor Barely putting up a fight with Rosie is that she did the ol’ “if you disrespect me again I’ll actually murder you “at one point much like how Al did to Husk when he got too comfortable..
Alastors been doing his “honey I’m home” with flowers shtick ever since XD
Alastors been doing his “honey I’m home” with flowers shtick ever since XD
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I like to think Alastor Barely putting up a fight with Rosie is that she did the ol’ “if you disrespect me again I’ll actually murder you “at one point much like how Al did to Husk when he got too comfortable..
Alastors been doing his “honey I’m home” with flowers shtick ever since XD
Alastors been doing his “honey I’m home” with flowers shtick ever since XD