simonhair
@simonhair.bsky.social
I love looking at my phone. Just looking at my phone all day long, refreshing the same two awful websites while my body seizes up and I sink into another depression. That's livin' alright.
Was it because of his megaton mind?
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Was it because of his megaton mind?
If I'd known there was a film with the tagline "the kill machine with the megaton mind" I definitely wouldn't have wasted my first 48 years on this stupid planet.
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If I'd known there was a film with the tagline "the kill machine with the megaton mind" I definitely wouldn't have wasted my first 48 years on this stupid planet.