Simon scarfe
simon.bsky.social
Simon scarfe
@simon.bsky.social
Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it.

Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz.

But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors
Another thing I really like about what he’s doing with that team - it doesn’t matter who they bring on - some of them players who haven’t played in ages - the system is still there and you can see what they’re trying to do. Not seen that since the good times. #ncfc
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Whole #ncfc feed talking about sky red button going out. Another win for those rapscallions who have access to the ifollow streams, I hear that they’ve had no issues at all.

Allegedly etc.
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Missing the match again because of a badly booked barbers appointment. Just seen we’re winning again. Guys, forget clement, I think the real issue has been me watching. #ncfc
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The World Cup draw was quite the chore, but then I got to watch Wayne Gretzky phonetically read country names and all was saved.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Didn’t lock my phone when at gym today, came out to realise I pocket tiled 10 of my recent calls between 630 and 7. Thankful that I get hit with so many cold calls, I think I’ve only had to send 2 mortified apology texts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Listening to the #ncfc agm q and a, MA has said twice “we could have sold Josh but we elected not to” completely unchallenged. Am I just hallucinating an accepted 20m bid from Wolfsburg that Josh turned down?

It’s a great outcome, but why rewrite history? A sale of that amount is understandable.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just come out of the faraday cage that is the sea life centre. I need to go in there more often - 3-1?! #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The other positive to take from that - there was a serious marked change in how we played after Clement had only a week with them. That bodes well. #ncfc
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A lot of positives in that performance, which makes that ending even more frustrating. Thought Kellen looked great until last ten minutes, whole left hand side looked good in fact. Press looked lively, attacks were genuinely threatening. Bit then Norwich went and Norwiched it. #ncfc
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Woof - jurasek’s done himself there. #ncfc
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’ve been holding off on commenting, because, well - you know what happens. But this is the best I can remember us looking in the second half all season. #ncfc
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don’t understand how Duffy is even an option at this point, let alone the choice. #ncfc
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Late in from my run for the #ncfc match. Should have stuck another 5k on.

That classic new manager thud.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Been slowly catching up with the chair company, it is absolutely chaotic, I have no idea what’s happening, but I think I love it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Scuppered by the final three words 😅 #ncfc
PAPSZUN ON NORWICH'S RADAR?

Norwich City are reportedly considering Raków boss Marek Papszun as a managerial option.

Talks are still at an early stage, but the interest is real. Papszun’s contract runs until June 2026, with a clause allowing him to leave for an attractive foreign offer.

#EFL
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I dunno where his name has come from, and I’m sure it won’t happen, but, *whispers* I wouldn’t hate a Will Still appointment #ncfc
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy to be wrong on this one
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by Simon scarfe
Have some humanity when you consider Liam Manning's time at #ncfc.

Just a year ago he suffered the most devastating thing a human can go through. He may have just wanted to get back on with the job, but he's not "over it" and never will be, & he probably should have taken some real time out.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM