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Simon Jester
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Simon Jester lives.
Trickster. Tagger. Thought-bomber.
No sermons. No saviors. Just stencils.
They can’t arrest a thought.
Rights & Reason contributor.
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Miss Piggy enters the briefing room like the feminist icon she is.

“You will answer Moi’s question… unless you want a Hai-Yah karate lesson.”

Never underestimate a determined a Porcine Queen.
A stylized illustration showing Miss Piggy dressed as a reporter in a blue blazer, holding a microphone and pointing confidently. She faces a caricatured blond man in a white shirt and red tie who looks angry and is pointing back at her. A purple caption bar at the bottom reads: “You will answer Moi’s question… unless you want a Hai-Yah karate lesson.” The scene has the dramatic tension of a press-room confrontation, with Miss Piggy appearing amused and in control.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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They paint over it.
But the wall remembers.
And someone always asks again.

🟥🟨
#GotEpstein
#TheyPaintOverIt
#RedAlley
#StreetJustice
#TruthInGraffiti
A nighttime alley scene in gritty, cinematic style. Two figures stand before a distressed brick wall with layers of faded graffiti and peeling posters. One figure, Simon, wears a red hoodie with small devil horns poking through the fabric and stands beside Jax, who’s on a box to reach higher. Fresh red spray paint spells out “Got Epstein files?” in drippy graffiti, with a yellow stencil of a file folder beneath it. A backpack lies open on the ground, paint cans spilled. A small crescent moon glows in the bottom right corner. The mood is tense, rebellious, and urgent—truth whispered in the shadows.
August 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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He’s got tiny hands, a golden crown, and a hunger for blood and liberty.
And they still call him blessed.

“We’ve got the American Jesus — bolstering national faith…”
– Bad Religion

#NoMessiah #AmericanJesus #PunkProphet #SimonJester #RightsAndReason #EndTimesPageant
A monstrous, humanoid figure with an untidy blond combover towers above a sea of red-hatted followers. Flames and smoke rise behind him. His mouth is open wide — inside, small human figures are barely visible, trapped or consumed. The style evokes traditional religious apocalypse paintings, but twisted into modern political satire.
June 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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They’re already joking about feeding migrants to gators.

Not as metaphor. As policy.

This is how fascism laughs — with its teeth showing.

#NoMoreCamps
#EndFamilyDetention #RefugeesAreHuman #WeSeeYou #NeverAgainMeansNow #AlligatorAlcatraz
#NoMoreKings
June 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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One of the most mature and intelligent things a human can do is say, "I don't know enough right now to have a well-informed opinion on that."
#medsky
June 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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what federal agents did to a father of three Marines while he was cutting grass in Orange County on Sunday has happened in some form daily — and deliberately — all over Los Angeles for 18 days.
June 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.

Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.

📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
June 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Breaking: Trump’s closet raided.
Contents:

🟥 17 red ties
🧥 12 navy suits
🧢 9 MAGA hats
📦 1 box labeled “Emergency Hair”
🪞 And a mirror that whispers, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.”

#MAGAStarterPack #ClosetConfessions #RightsAndReason
A cartoon-style image of a closet filled with identical navy blue suits on hangers, each paired with a long red tie. Above the suits, a shelf holds a neat row of bright red MAGA hats. On the left, a small labeled box reads “Hairpieces” (with corrected spelling). The image satirizes Donald Trump’s uniform branding and political persona, suggesting there’s nothing behind the performance but costume repetition. The tone is humorous, ironic, and visually clean.
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In maps: Iran’s three nuclear sites targeted by US bombers https://on.ft.com/4ncVjBP
In maps: Iran’s three nuclear sites targeted by US bombers
The raids attacked research and centrifuge arrays that Tehran has built up over decades
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June 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.
June 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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First we taught them to hide from school shooters.
Now we teach them to hide from nukes.
Duck and cover — nostalgia’s deadliest comeback.

#DuckAndCover #RedAlleyResistance #SimonJesterWasHere #ColdWarVibes #ArtAsWarning #HistoryRepeats
#DuckAndCover #RedAlleyResistance #SimonJesterWasHere #ColdWarVibes #ArtAsWarning #HistoryRepeats
June 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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When history asks who stood by and watched, remember this:
Majority is not morality.
Popular doesn’t justify evil.

#KnowYourRights #HumanRightsAreNotOptional
A somber urban wall bears graffiti that reads “POPULAR DOESN’T JUSTIFY EVIL.” Razor wire coils above a chain-link fence. Beyond it, blurred figures stand. The sky is dim. The image evokes confinement, complicity, and resistance.
June 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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These lands don’t belong to billionaires. They belong to all of us. Public lands are our birthright, not a business model. Protect them. Respect them. Pass them on.
#ProtectFederalLands #CalBear #ThisLandIsOurLand
June 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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As we approach Juneteenth, I want to point out something. The last freed slaves were freed years after the Emancipation Proclamation. The last school in the United States to desegregate did so, finally, in 2016. Half a century after Brown.

The winning fights are LONG.
June 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Did you get amped up at #NoKings? Ready to keep fighting? Join us June 28 to join the #MuskMustFall global day of celebration and help us wish Elon a very unmerry birthday. Find an action or plan one in your community! #teslatakedown
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#MuskMustFall Global Day of Celebration
Elon Musk is done at DOGE, but we're just getting started. On June 28—Elon's birthday—let's celebrate everything we've achieved and a recommit to the long fight still ahead. Our birthday gift to the B...
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June 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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“Where’s the peace plan?”
He said there’d be no wars.
Now the world’s on fire — and the map keeps adding names.
No strategy. No diplomacy. No exit.

Just fallout.

#TrumpForeignPolicy #PeacePlanWTF #DigitalResistance #NoWarsHuh #MockTheRegime #ShitpostersUnite
#WWIII
A bold, red-toned graphic novel–style illustration. At the center, a massive mushroom cloud rises into a dark sky. The top reads “Where’s the Peace Plan?” in large, distressed lettering. Faint chalk-like names — Gaza, Ukraine, Yemen, Israel, Russia, and Iran — are ghosted within the cloud, suggesting the global scale of conflict. In the foreground, a masked, hooded figure (Simon Jester) stands on a sketched world map, pointing toward the explosion. The image critiques Trump’s presidency and his broken promise of “no wars,” highlighting escalating global chaos.
June 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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SHITPOSTERS WANTED.

Mock the regime in memes, vids, voiceovers, scribbles & stitches.

Cross-platform. Cross-gen.

Crowd-sourced defiance.

No bosses. No budget. Just burn.

Simon Jester was here.

#ShitpostersWanted
#MockTheRegime
#DigitalResistance
#SimonJesterWasHere
#NoKings
June 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Oakland doesn’t break — it grows armor.

Every crack in the sidewalk’s a reminder: we’re still here.

Still rising. Still fighting.

No kings. No silence.

#OaklandStrong
#NoKings #Resist #ProtestArt #WeSurvive #QueerOakland #AsianVoices #BlackPower #LatinxVoices
A painterly illustration in the Red Alley style shows five diverse protesters standing together in Oakland. At center is a proud Black woman with long braids, exuding calm power. To her left stands a Latino man with long hair and a strong build, wearing a denim shirt. Next is a punk-styled white queer person with visible tattoos and cropped hair, a quiet but defiant stance. On the right is a fit older white man in a lightly floral shirt, sleeves rolled. Beside him, an older Chinese woman stands tall, hands steady on the No Kings banner. In the background, Oakland’s urban skyline is visible with graffiti-scarred walls, soft sunlight, and signs of stubborn life. No dandelions, but the spirit is clear: this city resists.
June 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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SAN FRANCISCO RISING.
They’ve marched before. They’ll march again.
From Chinatown to the Castro, from Market to the Mission — this city knows how to show up.
No kings. No silence. No surrender.

#NoKings #SanFranciscoRising #ProtestArt #RedAlley
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Philly doesn’t flinch.

From liberty cracked to banners raised —
we still know what it means to fight for freedom.

NO KINGS.

Not here. Not ever.

#NoKings #PhiladelphiaRising #RedAlleyStyle #ResistWithRoots
Painterly protest scene set in Philadelphia, mid-morning light. Five diverse protesters stand shoulder to shoulder, holding a hand-painted banner that reads “NO KINGS,” with a cracked Liberty Bell painted beside the lettering. In the center stands an older Black man in a vest and rolled-up sleeves — calm, resolute. To his left are a tall, thin white punk man and a Latina woman in a t-shirt reading “NO HAY REYES.” To his right, a young Arab man and a white woman with glasses. Behind them, faint outlines of a crowd and Philadelphia’s worn brick backdrop. The image feels grounded, weathered, and unshakably defiant.
June 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Detroit Rising.

From the factory floor to the dance floor —
from union halls to backyard gardens —
we don’t kneel, and we don’t forget.

NO KINGS.

#NoKings #DetroitRising #UAWStrong #RedAlleyStyle #ResistanceIsAmerican
A painterly protest scene set in a reclaimed urban garden in Detroit. Five diverse individuals stand side by side holding a handmade banner that reads “NO KINGS.” From left to right: a white man in union gear representing UAW; a Black man wearing a shirt or colors that nod to Nigerian pride; a young Arab woman in a hijab, fierce and focused; a mid-30s Latina woman with strong posture; and a younger Black man in hip-hop style standing near a stacked milk crate. Behind them, Detroit’s cityscape rises faintly. A plastic water jug sits near the group. The style is textured, emotional, and grounded — a portrait of Detroit’s living defiance.
June 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Minneapolis stands.

Five voices, one banner: NO KINGS.

From the streets where silence once shattered the world —
we still rise.

#MinneapolisRises #NoKings #WeRemember #RedAlleyStyle #BLM
A painterly, semi-realistic protest scene in Minneapolis. Six diverse individuals stand side by side holding a large hand-painted banner that reads “NO KINGS.” From left to right: an older white man in a plain cap, a middle-aged Black man wearing a shirt with a faint “BLM” design, a young white woman with a determined expression, a slender Somali man with closely cropped hair, and a Hmong woman in her 40s with a steady gaze. They stand on an urban street with subtle chalk outlines and scattered dandelion seed heads at their feet. Behind them, hints of a larger crowd and city buildings suggest quiet strength. The mood is resolute, grounded, and timeless — a warning to any would-be tyrants.
June 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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No Kings. No Feds. No Fear.
Portland doesn’t scare easy.
We brought snacks and solidarity.
They brought gas.
We’re still here.

#PortlandStrong #NoKings #StreetByStreet #FedsOut
A Red Alley–style oil painting shows four diverse protesters standing shoulder to shoulder in downtown Portland. From left to right: a fierce nonbinary punk with combat boots and a “FEDS OUT!” sign; an older white woman with silver braids and protest buttons; a calm, grounded Indigenous woman in a woven poncho; and a young Asian man in a hoodie, hands lightly gripping a rolled sign. Behind them, protest graffiti and a mutual aid box sit beneath soft rain. The group radiates quiet defiance — not flashy, just unshakable.
June 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You want a piece of us?
Better bring more than riot gear.
We’re New York.
We don’t bow — we rise.

Lady Liberty raised us to run toward fire.
No Kings. No Fear. No Surrender.

#NoKings #NewYorkStrong #StreetByStreet #RaisedByLiberty
A painterly street-level illustration of four fierce New Yorkers standing side by side, ready to face down any threat. Their expressions are intense and unyielding — defiance etched into every line. The group is multiracial, representing the grit and diversity of the city. Urban buildings and hints of graffiti frame the background. The atmosphere radiates determination and solidarity. This is a portrait of a city that runs toward fire, not away. Let me know if you’d like to emphasize any specific features (e.g., clothing, background elements, lighting).
June 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Don’t mess with Texas — especially when we’re standing together.

No kings. No crowns. Just people, proud and free.

This is what democracy looks like — from Austin to Amarillo.

#NoKings #TexasStrong #Don’tMessWithTexas #DemocracyDefendsItself #RightsAndReason
A traditional-style oil painting of four diverse Texans standing shoulder to shoulder, holding a banner that reads “NO KINGS.” From left to right: a dignified older Black woman with a subtle cross necklace, a white cowboy in a Stetson hat, a Vietnamese woman with calm resolve, and a proud Tejano man in a vaquero-style hat. Their expressions are determined. The background is warm and painterly, evoking both history and resistance. No one kneels. No one bows.
June 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM