A mofo stole my catalytic converter

Wait are you suing Lucian?
I cannot support you morally you are a gross person full of Jesus nonsense

But this just gets paid for by his followers donations 🙄

Imma just be here watching

I really doubt you have anything to sue him with
I mean I don't like him but you're just bonkers lady

Oh no, make sure you seal mine, too!

I am definitely trying to lure Lucien's women.
As a trans man, I will make so many sacrificial babies with them.

I have a little drop box for the fetus.

Any prayer for me is inherently Satanic, and you're committing blasphemy in my name.

You're welcome!!

Aren't you one of the folks who got very upset when I called you a Mayo-Sapien?

Cause if so, I don't think this is a fair fight if I can beat you with condiments

I think you have me confused with one of the many other people who take issue with you. Some make it a second job to come at you, they even write essays about you.

Me? I'm taking a shit rn and catching up on BlueSky replies. You get my attention when my asshole flares 😘