simian
@simian01.bsky.social
from his mother's womb untimely ripped
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Can't say I care for Carrot Top's new material tbh
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can't say I care for Carrot Top's new material tbh
lol it’s like being handed a priceless ming vase. I was convinced my baby nephew’s head would somehow fall off the second he was in my lap.
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
lol it’s like being handed a priceless ming vase. I was convinced my baby nephew’s head would somehow fall off the second he was in my lap.
Alarming behaviour tbh
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Alarming behaviour tbh
List of mugshots which added character:
1) Nick Nolte's
end of list
1) Nick Nolte's
end of list
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
List of mugshots which added character:
1) Nick Nolte's
end of list
1) Nick Nolte's
end of list
The comments section, however... not so much...
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The comments section, however... not so much...
Tune! Aerial is such an underappreciated album.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Tune! Aerial is such an underappreciated album.
I can't resist. I need to know what he's frothing about now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I can't resist. I need to know what he's frothing about now.
Amazed this gif is on here!
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Amazed this gif is on here!
Ye gods man I did a vertical take-off 😱
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ye gods man I did a vertical take-off 😱
Talk about chewing the scenery…
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Talk about chewing the scenery…
Threads is fooking awful
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Threads is fooking awful
Immediately springs to mind
a young girl with long curly hair is smiling .
Alt: The Feral Kid in Mad Max 2, played by child actor Emil Minty.
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October 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Immediately springs to mind
Oh, lordy. The late 2000s new French extremity scene went HARD. Nice looking set!
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh, lordy. The late 2000s new French extremity scene went HARD. Nice looking set!
Go big or go home, as the kool kidz say
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Go big or go home, as the kool kidz say
How giant are we talkin'?
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How giant are we talkin'?
Just use the holodeck like a normal pervert, Will.
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just use the holodeck like a normal pervert, Will.
Yikes! I thought this was a @wefail.bsky.social painting for a moment.
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yikes! I thought this was a @wefail.bsky.social painting for a moment.
Only on vinyl for now. I think they had to cater to the die hard collectors first (and make sure they all sell). But I’m sure it will be on CD and streaming as well before we know it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Only on vinyl for now. I think they had to cater to the die hard collectors first (and make sure they all sell). But I’m sure it will be on CD and streaming as well before we know it.
"...our parents aren't having children"!?!
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his face and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his face and making a funny face .
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October 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"...our parents aren't having children"!?!
That's the feeling most people are getting. Squeezing high earners and not the turbo-wealthy.
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That's the feeling most people are getting. Squeezing high earners and not the turbo-wealthy.
Hopefully there are conditions in place to prevent this happening (I'm not a law person so I don't know how this would work, but I'm a dreamer).
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hopefully there are conditions in place to prevent this happening (I'm not a law person so I don't know how this would work, but I'm a dreamer).
In the 90s I made my own VHS compilation tape of all the ToH episodes up to whichever one came out in 1997. I'm surprised I wasn't bullied more at school to be honest.
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In the 90s I made my own VHS compilation tape of all the ToH episodes up to whichever one came out in 1997. I'm surprised I wasn't bullied more at school to be honest.