Simes
@simason.bsky.social
Lancastrian lad retired and former Unix Systems and Database Code Monkey. Lifetime Labour voter and party member. Fondness for Blackpool FC and big comedy fan enjoying EdFringe visits. Dad to 2 Labs and husband to Bev. Keen on EU and Twitter refugee!
So that was Roger Bannister’s secret training plan 😁 I don’t condone be bullying really, it was bad enough being called Simon at my school so a poor old Sebastian, well!
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November 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
So that was Roger Bannister’s secret training plan 😁 I don’t condone be bullying really, it was bad enough being called Simon at my school so a poor old Sebastian, well!
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She already set the groundwork by calling him Sebastian, he would never have survived at a state school. Oh the Payne, the Payne!
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
She already set the groundwork by calling him Sebastian, he would never have survived at a state school. Oh the Payne, the Payne!
Ahh that’s brilliant and brings back some memories, so very close to giving the Oyston’s another season of big money and the fans another season in the sun 👍
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ahh that’s brilliant and brings back some memories, so very close to giving the Oyston’s another season of big money and the fans another season in the sun 👍
How much of this is deliberate to try to get a Labour Government to bail them out of a crisis of their own making then cry “foul” when they don’t get the help they demand or don’t get the amount they want and accuse the Government of political bias etc. etc.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How much of this is deliberate to try to get a Labour Government to bail them out of a crisis of their own making then cry “foul” when they don’t get the help they demand or don’t get the amount they want and accuse the Government of political bias etc. etc.
Reporter : “Yeah fake, but not as fake as your gold decor eh?”
Just once, just once……
Just once, just once……
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reporter : “Yeah fake, but not as fake as your gold decor eh?”
Just once, just once……
Just once, just once……
God damnit! I’ve got all Christmassy now and it’s only bleeding’ November!
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
God damnit! I’ve got all Christmassy now and it’s only bleeding’ November!
No more Doctor Who, Killing Eve or Broadchurch for you America yah boo sucks!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
No more Doctor Who, Killing Eve or Broadchurch for you America yah boo sucks!!
Hang on, what if the British Media/Film and Acting profession declare “Right, no more stuff like Downton Abbey, The Crown, Bake Off etc. and no more British Super Villains or Posh People for the States then!” - they will soon come crawling back begging for forgiveness!
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Hang on, what if the British Media/Film and Acting profession declare “Right, no more stuff like Downton Abbey, The Crown, Bake Off etc. and no more British Super Villains or Posh People for the States then!” - they will soon come crawling back begging for forgiveness!
Well that would be me Ted, I have a particularly boring and monotonous voice now!
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Well that would be me Ted, I have a particularly boring and monotonous voice now!
Lord Haw Haw is about as close as the BBC is going to get to a laugh these days tbh!
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lord Haw Haw is about as close as the BBC is going to get to a laugh these days tbh!
More like a “Shituation Room” at the moment!
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
More like a “Shituation Room” at the moment!
If it’s anything to do with Trump/Reform then the wrapper will be a “Rip Off”!
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If it’s anything to do with Trump/Reform then the wrapper will be a “Rip Off”!
Hopefully she will be staring at the ceiling with a bad case of the runs after eating that crappy American “chocolate”. May all her Trumps be wet ones!
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hopefully she will be staring at the ceiling with a bad case of the runs after eating that crappy American “chocolate”. May all her Trumps be wet ones!
If you are going to claim you didn’t incite an insurrection then perhaps best not to incite an insurrection in front of tv cameras and especially if you don’t have a current tv licence!
Is it possible for anyone with a reputation already in the toilet to claim your reputation has suffered anyway?
Is it possible for anyone with a reputation already in the toilet to claim your reputation has suffered anyway?
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If you are going to claim you didn’t incite an insurrection then perhaps best not to incite an insurrection in front of tv cameras and especially if you don’t have a current tv licence!
Is it possible for anyone with a reputation already in the toilet to claim your reputation has suffered anyway?
Is it possible for anyone with a reputation already in the toilet to claim your reputation has suffered anyway?
He’s a knobhead whose very actions have caused a global drop in sales for Tesla yet still being rewarded for being the “face of Tesla” if Hitler’s face sold Coca Cola eh!
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He’s a knobhead whose very actions have caused a global drop in sales for Tesla yet still being rewarded for being the “face of Tesla” if Hitler’s face sold Coca Cola eh!
The BBC is dead duck irrelevance in waiting, just us oldies watching it really, it’s just become a self promoting entity for its own shows and then reporting on it and dressing it up as news e.g. Strictly, Traitors and, and, erm.. that’s about it - cue Eastenders drum roll!
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The BBC is dead duck irrelevance in waiting, just us oldies watching it really, it’s just become a self promoting entity for its own shows and then reporting on it and dressing it up as news e.g. Strictly, Traitors and, and, erm.. that’s about it - cue Eastenders drum roll!
What a load of bollocks, as much as Reform being top of the pile, Greens overtaking Libs and now the Tories beating Labour, it’s a bullshit being jumped on by people willing Labour to fail, well, you have another 3 and a bit years to make your dreams come true, happy then?
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What a load of bollocks, as much as Reform being top of the pile, Greens overtaking Libs and now the Tories beating Labour, it’s a bullshit being jumped on by people willing Labour to fail, well, you have another 3 and a bit years to make your dreams come true, happy then?
They ain’t going to praise him either!
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They ain’t going to praise him either!
“Promised a new era” but actually just looks like he got a new ear!
It’s all happened so quickly, The USA of old looks nothing like the current USA, but Mandani might be a sign that the people are waking up!
It’s all happened so quickly, The USA of old looks nothing like the current USA, but Mandani might be a sign that the people are waking up!
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
“Promised a new era” but actually just looks like he got a new ear!
It’s all happened so quickly, The USA of old looks nothing like the current USA, but Mandani might be a sign that the people are waking up!
It’s all happened so quickly, The USA of old looks nothing like the current USA, but Mandani might be a sign that the people are waking up!
Lowe, he’s like a rabbit caught in the, in the, in…oh yeah sorry, like the car, his post isn’t very illuminating!
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Lowe, he’s like a rabbit caught in the, in the, in…oh yeah sorry, like the car, his post isn’t very illuminating!
By “sunbathing” I think you mean “Just after the 3pm last orders at the Tower Lounge” Brian. They could well still be there!
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
By “sunbathing” I think you mean “Just after the 3pm last orders at the Tower Lounge” Brian. They could well still be there!
The original Mouseketeer! Brilliant, thanks for that 👍
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The original Mouseketeer! Brilliant, thanks for that 👍