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Clyde is doing his best ✨️ 🔞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
@sillyhimbo.bsky.social
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Chaotic neutral at best 👌🏻 Clyde, 28 (he/they) 🏳️‍⚧️ artist, creator, probably three frogs in a trench coat 🔞 ✨️pillow prince ✨️ AGE IN BIO!!! 😤 // @cowboydiplomat on venmo 😏
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sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Once again begging for some art and/or oracle reading commissions so I can eat today 🤧

@/cowboydiplomat on VMo
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
I love this lil camera tbh
A slightly low quality digital camera mirror selfie of Clyde in full drag. He's wearing heavy clown makeup, a black and blue wig, and a rhinestoned, silver bikini top with white fringe accents. He has many tattoos on his arms and one across his chest.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
I really wanna cry but also, i'd ruin the look :(
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Trying to remember to post here more.

I've been more active on Fet and Insta lately tbh.

@/sillyhimbo on Fet and @/mx.piggydrag on Insta if you wanna keep up with me more often!!!
A slightly filtered photo of Clyde in full clown drag makeup, a black and blue straightened wig, and a silver rhinestoned bikini top with white fringe accents looking straight at the camera with a slightly forlorn expression. A slightly filtered photo of Clyde in full clown drag makeup, a black and blue straightened wig, and a silver rhinestoned bikini top with white fringe accents looking up and to the side, away from the camera.
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
I'm on my pretty boy shit 💅🏻

《 #NSFWsky #xxxsky #transmasc #adultcontent #fat #kinky #transguy #clowncore #clowns #clownboy #caulrophilia #clowndrag 》
A photo of Clyde in full clown drag, complete with silver rhinestones and false lashes on his eyes and a rhinestoned silver bikini top with white fringe attached. He's blowing out vape smoke while eyeing the camera, wearing a long, blue and black straightened wig.
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
It's crazy that I can look like this whenever I want lol.

I can't wait to add rhinestones to this top and hat 😍
A slightly low quality digital camera selfie of Clyde in full clown drag makeup wearing a yellow party hat and blue/black wig holding up a peace sign.
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Been working on a lot of behind the scenes stuff lately, here's a photo of me and my assistant for tax lol.
A selfie of Clyde wearing headphones and a hoodie shile holding his small calico kitty over his shoulder.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Where my caulrophiliacs at????

《 #NSFWsky #nsfw #transmasc #clowndrag #clowncore #clownboy #clown #queerporn #clownporn #bikinitop 》
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Hi!!!

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
⚠️ URGENT MUTUAL AID NEEDED ⚠️

It has been a week since I last posted this, and I haven't reached either goal yet.

I have been off my T for so long my period has returned, and I wasnt prepared mentally or physically.

I need food, T supplies, and period products URGENTLY!!!

Pls help or share 🙏🏻
A bright yellow background with a sticker that reads "urgent" in large red letters on the top. Next is a line of white text that reads "Disabled trans individual in need of groceries and items for his HRT shot". What follows are two lines of black text. The first line reads "$20 for syringes and needles for subcutaneous Testosterone injection" and the next line reads "$100 for groceries to last two weeks". On the bottom are the Venmo and Paypal logos. His venmo is @cowboydiplomat and his Paypal email is iscariotjak@gmail.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Wow i'm obsessed with myself 😍😍
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Me cuz no one got me food yesterday 🤧
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Sometimes I forget that my body is built for worship 🙌🏻

Also, check out the bikini I painted on!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Buy me lunch if you wanna see my cloobs (clown boobs)!!!

I might even show clussy if you're REAL good 😋😜

@/cowboydiplomat on VMo!!!

《 #NSFWsky #adultcontent #xxxsky #transmasc #tease #clownporn #clowns #clownboy #clown #makeup #tattoos 》
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Wait wait wait....

Is this the wrong party???
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Saw you from across the room,

You need more ✨️whimsy✨️

《 #NSFW #nsfwsky #xxxsky #clown #clownboy #transmasc #drag #dragthing #fat #alternative 》
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Hope ur ready for all this Mx Piggy action 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
They call me Mx Piggy, Piggy if you're nasty 🤪

Follow my new drag Insta if you want!

@/mx.piggydrag

😜🐷❤️
Clyde is posed in full drag, taking a selfie from a lower angle that shows off his silver bikini top complete with white fringe trim. He's wearing a long, curled, black and blue wig and has on bright blue eyeshadow with bright pink blush, a winged black mustache, and red lips with black lip liner over a white base.
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Why are the main ppl that approach me sub/bottoms???

I am NOT a dominant or a top!!!!

Pls, pls believe me.
Mia Goth in the film Pearl screaming "Please!!! I'm a star!!" Except star has been replaced with bottom.
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Fuck it, i'm like

✨️la la la la la, la la la la la, LA LAAAAA✨️
A photo from the knees up of Clyde completely nude, slightly bent over and showing off his ass and side boob. He's got 666 on his left buttcheek and various tattoos on his arms. His hair is dyed red and he's wearing thick, black, cat eye glasses.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
These are all my (active) accounts. Either empty or negative.

With time stamps.

What else do you need to decide to fucking help me?
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Haven't gotten anything toward either goals.

I genuinely feel sick from not eating.

Please, fucking help me.

#mutualaid #MArequest #trans #disabled #queer #groceries #medication #HRT
A bright yellow background with a sticker that reads "urgent" in large red letters on the top. Next is a line of white text that reads "Disabled trans individual in need of groceries and items for his HRT shot". What follows are two lines of black text. The first line reads "$20 for syringes and needles for subcutaneous Testosterone injection" and the next line reads "$100 for groceries to last two weeks". On the bottom are the Venmo and Paypal logos. His venmo is @cowboydiplomat and his Paypal email is iscariotjak@gmail.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Haven't posted ass in a while, so here. Have this 🙏🏻

《 #NSFWsky #spicysky #xxxsky #transmasc #adultcontent #ftm #fatass #fat #ass #trans #mirrorselfie 》
A mirror selfie of Clyde wearing a cow hoodie and laying on his side with his ass showing in the reflection. There are green vines with lights behind him.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
Hiiii.

I'm a 28 year old disabled SWer and artist trying my best to survive the holidays.

I have no transportation, so getting a job outside of the house is nearly impossible, especially in the winter.

I have commissions open for art, oracle readings, and content!!!

Pls help me survive 🙏🏻
A bright yellow background featuring a comedy mask painted to look like a clown in the center. Bright red text around the face reads "commissions are open!!!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
sillyhimbo.bsky.social
I'd be so much better off not alive but. My cat relies on me too much.

Fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM