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beccadagoo
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all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
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Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on
if all my followers joined me right now i think we could fix the small nation of nauru's environmental problems. this is what my posting has been leading towards
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
old fantano
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
smh
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it gets worse. look up the etymology for "galaxy"
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by beccadagoo
uniparty core tenets:

1. you must support israel
2. you must destroy any regime even moderately left-wing
3. you must suck bill clinton silly style
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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the Chinese call it the silver river which is 10x cooler
the milky way is such a dumb fucking name for a galaxy. i bet aliens are too embarrassed to talk to us
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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why would i imagine the smell
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
why would i imagine the smell
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
why did she use the exact color of my profile pic
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
uniparty core tenets:

1. you must support israel
2. you must destroy any regime even moderately left-wing
3. you must suck bill clinton silly style
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
the milky way is such a dumb fucking name for a galaxy. i bet aliens are too embarrassed to talk to us
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
imagine if it's small
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
guy who is fine with trump being a pedophile but really hates that he's bi
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
please let trump and bill clinton fucking be true. it would make everything worth it
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when i went to china i could use every website without a problem. everyone else in my group had blocked sites but even when i was on data i could look up anything. was xi flirting with me or something?
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)
August 17, 2023 at 7:54 PM
guys how could there be new epstein emails? i thought trump's government released all the files?
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it's morbin time
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
what happened to byte
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
thats florida
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
just heard about this
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i love how normal and mentally stable everyone is now
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
what if conan o brien got really orientalist for some reason
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
today is wallace shawn
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
jeffstein
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM