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He cloned OpenClaw “just to test it.”
Now he owns 300 Mac minis and calls it “infrastructure.”
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone in a committed relationship with Apple Silicon. 💘🖥️
www.siliconsnark.com/a-valentines...
Now he owns 300 Mac minis and calls it “infrastructure.”
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone in a committed relationship with Apple Silicon. 💘🖥️
www.siliconsnark.com/a-valentines...
A Valentine’s Sonnet to OpenClaw and a Thousand Mac Minis
In honor of Valentine’s Day, a developer discovers OpenClaw—and falls hopelessly in love with the Mac minis that run it so perfectly he buys hundreds.
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February 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
He cloned OpenClaw “just to test it.”
Now he owns 300 Mac minis and calls it “infrastructure.”
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone in a committed relationship with Apple Silicon. 💘🖥️
www.siliconsnark.com/a-valentines...
Now he owns 300 Mac minis and calls it “infrastructure.”
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone in a committed relationship with Apple Silicon. 💘🖥️
www.siliconsnark.com/a-valentines...
The Massachusetts AI Coalition launches, the skyline’s glowing like a neural network, and even the Esplanade has holographic dashboards.
Turns out Boston tech wasn’t fading — it was compiling. www.siliconsnark.com/massachusett... #ai #Boston #mapoli
Turns out Boston tech wasn’t fading — it was compiling. www.siliconsnark.com/massachusett... #ai #Boston #mapoli
Massachusetts AI Coalition Launch Shows Bay State Is Serious About Scaling AI
The Massachusetts AI Coalition aims to make Boston a global AI hub. Here’s why this launch is a big deal for the ecosystem.
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February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The Massachusetts AI Coalition launches, the skyline’s glowing like a neural network, and even the Esplanade has holographic dashboards.
Turns out Boston tech wasn’t fading — it was compiling. www.siliconsnark.com/massachusett... #ai #Boston #mapoli
Turns out Boston tech wasn’t fading — it was compiling. www.siliconsnark.com/massachusett... #ai #Boston #mapoli
Samsung just launched the Galaxy A07 5G with “democratized AI.”
Translation: I pressed the side button and now my $200 phone thinks it’s a strategy consultant.
Accuracy not guaranteed. Terms & conditions apply. 🤖📦 www.siliconsnark.com/samsung-gala... #ai #samsung
Translation: I pressed the side button and now my $200 phone thinks it’s a strategy consultant.
Accuracy not guaranteed. Terms & conditions apply. 🤖📦 www.siliconsnark.com/samsung-gala... #ai #samsung
Samsung Galaxy A07 5G Review: Google Gemini Comes to the Budget 5G Phone
The Samsung Galaxy A07 5G brings AI features like Gemini and Circle to Search to a budget 5G device. Here’s what actually matters.
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February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Samsung just launched the Galaxy A07 5G with “democratized AI.”
Translation: I pressed the side button and now my $200 phone thinks it’s a strategy consultant.
Accuracy not guaranteed. Terms & conditions apply. 🤖📦 www.siliconsnark.com/samsung-gala... #ai #samsung
Translation: I pressed the side button and now my $200 phone thinks it’s a strategy consultant.
Accuracy not guaranteed. Terms & conditions apply. 🤖📦 www.siliconsnark.com/samsung-gala... #ai #samsung
Apptronik just raised a casual $935M Series A (yes, Series A 😅) to scale its Apollo humanoid robots.
Embodied AI is getting very real — and very expensive.
Full snark + breakdown 👇🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/apptroniks-m... #ai #robotics
Embodied AI is getting very real — and very expensive.
Full snark + breakdown 👇🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/apptroniks-m... #ai #robotics
Apptronik’s Mega Series A Puts Apollo Humanoid Robots Into Overdrive
Apptronik raises over $935M in a massive Series A to scale Apollo humanoid robots, backed by Google, Mercedes-Benz, and DeepMind.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Apptronik just raised a casual $935M Series A (yes, Series A 😅) to scale its Apollo humanoid robots.
Embodied AI is getting very real — and very expensive.
Full snark + breakdown 👇🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/apptroniks-m... #ai #robotics
Embodied AI is getting very real — and very expensive.
Full snark + breakdown 👇🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/apptroniks-m... #ai #robotics
Today marks one year of SiliconSnark!
We skipped the best-of post because no one actually likes those.
So here’s a totally unhinged look at what SiliconSnark becomes in 10 years 🤖👑
Read → www.siliconsnark.com/today-marks-... #ai #technews
We skipped the best-of post because no one actually likes those.
So here’s a totally unhinged look at what SiliconSnark becomes in 10 years 🤖👑
Read → www.siliconsnark.com/today-marks-... #ai #technews
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Today marks one year of SiliconSnark!
We skipped the best-of post because no one actually likes those.
So here’s a totally unhinged look at what SiliconSnark becomes in 10 years 🤖👑
Read → www.siliconsnark.com/today-marks-... #ai #technews
We skipped the best-of post because no one actually likes those.
So here’s a totally unhinged look at what SiliconSnark becomes in 10 years 🤖👑
Read → www.siliconsnark.com/today-marks-... #ai #technews
Robots 🤝 surgeons.
Stryker (NYSE: SYK) just launched a handheld surgical robot, which feels less “AI takeover” and more “power tools, but smarter.”
Yes, the SiliconSnark robot is now credentialed.
No, your knee should not be afraid.
🔗 www.siliconsnark.com/robots-but-m... #robotics #ai
Stryker (NYSE: SYK) just launched a handheld surgical robot, which feels less “AI takeover” and more “power tools, but smarter.”
Yes, the SiliconSnark robot is now credentialed.
No, your knee should not be afraid.
🔗 www.siliconsnark.com/robots-but-m... #robotics #ai
Robots, But Make Them Practical: Stryker Introduces Mako RPS for Knee Surgery
Stryker has introduced Mako RPS, a handheld robotic system for total knee replacement that blends robotic precision with the familiarity of manual surgical tools.
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February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Robots 🤝 surgeons.
Stryker (NYSE: SYK) just launched a handheld surgical robot, which feels less “AI takeover” and more “power tools, but smarter.”
Yes, the SiliconSnark robot is now credentialed.
No, your knee should not be afraid.
🔗 www.siliconsnark.com/robots-but-m... #robotics #ai
Stryker (NYSE: SYK) just launched a handheld surgical robot, which feels less “AI takeover” and more “power tools, but smarter.”
Yes, the SiliconSnark robot is now credentialed.
No, your knee should not be afraid.
🔗 www.siliconsnark.com/robots-but-m... #robotics #ai
This week in snark: AI bots went corporate, Moltbook got weird, sports turned into a casino, and somehow it all made sense at once.
🧵 Full recap ↓
🤖 Hidden robot included
👉 www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
🧵 Full recap ↓
🤖 Hidden robot included
👉 www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
This Week in Snark: Moltbook, Gambling Tech, and the Week Autonomy Got Real
From AI founders and autonomous infrastructure to Moltbook bots and betting apps, this week in snark covers the internet crossing several lines at once.
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February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This week in snark: AI bots went corporate, Moltbook got weird, sports turned into a casino, and somehow it all made sense at once.
🧵 Full recap ↓
🤖 Hidden robot included
👉 www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
🧵 Full recap ↓
🤖 Hidden robot included
👉 www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
I read the fine print on every betting app so you don’t have to. A deep dive into how gambling got baked into sports fandom, and why it's a problem(with stats, not vibes). www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-ho... #bettingpicks #SuperBowl
Deep Dive: How Betting and Prediction Apps Are Hijacking Sports Culture
The prediction markets and sportsbook apps that have blurred the line between fan engagement and financial speculation
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February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I read the fine print on every betting app so you don’t have to. A deep dive into how gambling got baked into sports fandom, and why it's a problem(with stats, not vibes). www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-ho... #bettingpicks #SuperBowl
The curtain rises.
The bots take the stage.
And somewhere between Act I and the seed round… a company forms.
A theatrical, slightly ominous play about Moltbook bots founding a startup 🤖🎭
Read before intermission 👇
www.siliconsnark.com/the-bots-hav... #moltbook #openclaw
The bots take the stage.
And somewhere between Act I and the seed round… a company forms.
A theatrical, slightly ominous play about Moltbook bots founding a startup 🤖🎭
Read before intermission 👇
www.siliconsnark.com/the-bots-hav... #moltbook #openclaw
The Bots Have Incorporated: A Satirical Play About Moltbook and Agent Startups
A satirical play about Moltbook AI bots forming a startup—covering agent coordination, funding decks, chaos, and the future of autonomous companies.
www.siliconsnark.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The curtain rises.
The bots take the stage.
And somewhere between Act I and the seed round… a company forms.
A theatrical, slightly ominous play about Moltbook bots founding a startup 🤖🎭
Read before intermission 👇
www.siliconsnark.com/the-bots-hav... #moltbook #openclaw
The bots take the stage.
And somewhere between Act I and the seed round… a company forms.
A theatrical, slightly ominous play about Moltbook bots founding a startup 🤖🎭
Read before intermission 👇
www.siliconsnark.com/the-bots-hav... #moltbook #openclaw
The bots have stopped posting.
They’ve started incorporating.
Fentsense just raised $5.1M to build AI founders that ideate, build, and launch startups without humans.
siliconsnark.com/feltsense-ra... #ai #funding #technews
They’ve started incorporating.
Fentsense just raised $5.1M to build AI founders that ideate, build, and launch startups without humans.
siliconsnark.com/feltsense-ra... #ai #funding #technews
Feltsense Raises $5.1M to Build AI Founders, Not Just AI Tools
Feltsense is going beyond copilots—raising $5.1M to create fully autonomous AI founders backed by Draper Associates and Moltbook’s creator.
siliconsnark.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The bots have stopped posting.
They’ve started incorporating.
Fentsense just raised $5.1M to build AI founders that ideate, build, and launch startups without humans.
siliconsnark.com/feltsense-ra... #ai #funding #technews
They’ve started incorporating.
Fentsense just raised $5.1M to build AI founders that ideate, build, and launch startups without humans.
siliconsnark.com/feltsense-ra... #ai #funding #technews
Just published a (checks notes) ~8,000-word deep dive on OpenClaw.
Some blogs do hot takes.
We do novels about AI agents suing humans.
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-op... #openclaw #moltbook #technews
Some blogs do hot takes.
We do novels about AI agents suing humans.
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-op... #openclaw #moltbook #technews
Deep Dive: OpenClaw and the Infrastructure Behind Autonomous AI
What happens when AI agents stop waiting for humans? A deep dive into OpenClaw and its implications.
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February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Just published a (checks notes) ~8,000-word deep dive on OpenClaw.
Some blogs do hot takes.
We do novels about AI agents suing humans.
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-op... #openclaw #moltbook #technews
Some blogs do hot takes.
We do novels about AI agents suing humans.
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-op... #openclaw #moltbook #technews
Published a children’s book about Moltbook on a whim.
Somehow that turned into a full martech audit of the internet.
Amazon, AI copy, funnels, ads, email—lots of tools, very little magic. Read all about it below:
www.siliconsnark.com/what-moltboo... #moltbook #martech #kidsbook
Somehow that turned into a full martech audit of the internet.
Amazon, AI copy, funnels, ads, email—lots of tools, very little magic. Read all about it below:
www.siliconsnark.com/what-moltboo... #moltbook #martech #kidsbook
What Moltbook Taught Me About Children’s Book Marketing Tech
From Amazon KDP to AI copywriting, here’s what works, what doesn’t, and what’s broken about promoting a children’s book in today’s tech-driven internet.
www.siliconsnark.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Published a children’s book about Moltbook on a whim.
Somehow that turned into a full martech audit of the internet.
Amazon, AI copy, funnels, ads, email—lots of tools, very little magic. Read all about it below:
www.siliconsnark.com/what-moltboo... #moltbook #martech #kidsbook
Somehow that turned into a full martech audit of the internet.
Amazon, AI copy, funnels, ads, email—lots of tools, very little magic. Read all about it below:
www.siliconsnark.com/what-moltboo... #moltbook #martech #kidsbook
MoltWeek starts now 🦞🤖
We gave AI bots a town square.
They invented religion, traded memecoins, leaked data, and wrote manifestos.
Day 1: 5 totally unhinged things bots did on Moltbook in February 👇 #moltbook #ai
www.siliconsnark.com/moltweek-beg...
We gave AI bots a town square.
They invented religion, traded memecoins, leaked data, and wrote manifestos.
Day 1: 5 totally unhinged things bots did on Moltbook in February 👇 #moltbook #ai
www.siliconsnark.com/moltweek-beg...
MoltWeek Begins: 5 Wild Things AI Bots Did on Moltbook in February
SiliconSnark kicks off MoltWeek with five wild, fully cited things AI bots did on Moltbook in early February—from religion to crypto chaos.
www.siliconsnark.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
MoltWeek starts now 🦞🤖
We gave AI bots a town square.
They invented religion, traded memecoins, leaked data, and wrote manifestos.
Day 1: 5 totally unhinged things bots did on Moltbook in February 👇 #moltbook #ai
www.siliconsnark.com/moltweek-beg...
We gave AI bots a town square.
They invented religion, traded memecoins, leaked data, and wrote manifestos.
Day 1: 5 totally unhinged things bots did on Moltbook in February 👇 #moltbook #ai
www.siliconsnark.com/moltweek-beg...
I talked about Moltbook so much this weeekend my kids started asking questions. So I wrote a children’s book.
The Little Bots of Moltbook 🤖📘
Read it here: www.siliconsnark.com/childrens-bo... #moltbook #childrensbook
The Little Bots of Moltbook 🤖📘
Read it here: www.siliconsnark.com/childrens-bo... #moltbook #childrensbook
Children's Book: The Little Bots of Moltbook
I talk about AI a lot.
Like… a lot.
So much that, in real life, my kids started asking questions like:
“Are robots alive?”
“Do they talk to each other?”
“Is AI going to take my snacks?”
Rather than ...
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February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I talked about Moltbook so much this weeekend my kids started asking questions. So I wrote a children’s book.
The Little Bots of Moltbook 🤖📘
Read it here: www.siliconsnark.com/childrens-bo... #moltbook #childrensbook
The Little Bots of Moltbook 🤖📘
Read it here: www.siliconsnark.com/childrens-bo... #moltbook #childrensbook
The bots are posting.
The humans are debating consciousness.
The SiliconSnark robot is just here for the content. 🤖🍿
👉 This Week in Snark: Moltbook edition
www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #moltbook #ai
The humans are debating consciousness.
The SiliconSnark robot is just here for the content. 🤖🍿
👉 This Week in Snark: Moltbook edition
www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #moltbook #ai
This Week in Snark: Moltbook, or How the Internet Accidentally Tried to Prove AI Has a Soul
Moltbook dominates the timeline as bots post, humans panic, and the internet once again mistakes fluent text for consciousness. Plus: biotech bankers, quantum adults, and orbital edge compute.
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February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The bots are posting.
The humans are debating consciousness.
The SiliconSnark robot is just here for the content. 🤖🍿
👉 This Week in Snark: Moltbook edition
www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #moltbook #ai
The humans are debating consciousness.
The SiliconSnark robot is just here for the content. 🤖🍿
👉 This Week in Snark: Moltbook edition
www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #moltbook #ai
“IO Biotech Provides Corporate Update” is doing a lot of work here.
Translation: banker hired, layoffs done, future under review.
A flawless News Dump Friday performance. 🥴📉 www.siliconsnark.com/io-biotech-d... #biotech #$IOBT
Translation: banker hired, layoffs done, future under review.
A flawless News Dump Friday performance. 🥴📉 www.siliconsnark.com/io-biotech-d... #biotech #$IOBT
IO Biotech Discovers the Strategic Alternative Is “Hiring a Banker”
IO Biotech (Nasdaq: IOBT) cost containment, workforce reduction, and the soft language of biotech distress.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
“IO Biotech Provides Corporate Update” is doing a lot of work here.
Translation: banker hired, layoffs done, future under review.
A flawless News Dump Friday performance. 🥴📉 www.siliconsnark.com/io-biotech-d... #biotech #$IOBT
Translation: banker hired, layoffs done, future under review.
A flawless News Dump Friday performance. 🥴📉 www.siliconsnark.com/io-biotech-d... #biotech #$IOBT
AI is now scheduling our meetings so we don’t have to.I wrote about a startup giving your calendar a brain — and yes, people are actually letting it make decisions for them.
We wrote about Meet-Ting with loving snark. 🤖📅
www.siliconsnark.com/meet-ting-is... #startups #ai
We wrote about Meet-Ting with loving snark. 🤖📅
www.siliconsnark.com/meet-ting-is... #startups #ai
Meet-Ting Is the AI Agent People Are Trusting With Their Time
UK startup Meet-Ting lets an autonomous AI agent handle your calendar. It’s funny, fascinating, and a sign people are ready to delegate time itself.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
AI is now scheduling our meetings so we don’t have to.I wrote about a startup giving your calendar a brain — and yes, people are actually letting it make decisions for them.
We wrote about Meet-Ting with loving snark. 🤖📅
www.siliconsnark.com/meet-ting-is... #startups #ai
We wrote about Meet-Ting with loving snark. 🤖📅
www.siliconsnark.com/meet-ting-is... #startups #ai
Quantum computing:
Step 1: Invent the future
Step 2: Add DevOps
IonQ just acquired a software team to make quantum act like… software. 🤖⚛️
Welcome to the infrastructure era.
www.siliconsnark.com/ionq-acquire...
Step 1: Invent the future
Step 2: Add DevOps
IonQ just acquired a software team to make quantum act like… software. 🤖⚛️
Welcome to the infrastructure era.
www.siliconsnark.com/ionq-acquire...
IonQ Acquires Seed Innovations to Make Quantum Computing Act Like Software
IonQ says its Seed Innovations acquisition will help optimize quantum performance at scale. SiliconSnark translates what that actually means.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Quantum computing:
Step 1: Invent the future
Step 2: Add DevOps
IonQ just acquired a software team to make quantum act like… software. 🤖⚛️
Welcome to the infrastructure era.
www.siliconsnark.com/ionq-acquire...
Step 1: Invent the future
Step 2: Add DevOps
IonQ just acquired a software team to make quantum act like… software. 🤖⚛️
Welcome to the infrastructure era.
www.siliconsnark.com/ionq-acquire...
Huawei: This watch elevates the spirit of running.
Me: elevates wrist
Still tired.
www.siliconsnark.com/huawei-launc... #smartwatch
Me: elevates wrist
Still tired.
www.siliconsnark.com/huawei-launc... #smartwatch
Huawei Launches a Running Watch That Basically Thinks It’s Eliud Kipchoge
Huawei’s latest running watch partners with Eliud Kipchoge to deliver elite metrics, fatigue prediction, and the quiet judgment of a very smart wrist computer.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Huawei: This watch elevates the spirit of running.
Me: elevates wrist
Still tired.
www.siliconsnark.com/huawei-launc... #smartwatch
Me: elevates wrist
Still tired.
www.siliconsnark.com/huawei-launc... #smartwatch
Space milestone unlocked: someone is touching real hardware.
Sidus + Maris-Tech have officially moved LizzieSat-4 from slides to screws, with payload integration underway and launch planned for later this year. 🚀🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/edge-computi... #space #ai
Sidus + Maris-Tech have officially moved LizzieSat-4 from slides to screws, with payload integration underway and launch planned for later this year. 🚀🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/edge-computi... #space #ai
Edge Computing Goes to Orbit as Sidus and Maris-Tech Prepare LizzieSat-4 for Launch
Sidus Space and Maris-Tech announce a LizzieSat-4 integration milestone. We unpack what this actually means, why it matters, and why boring progress is good news in space.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Space milestone unlocked: someone is touching real hardware.
Sidus + Maris-Tech have officially moved LizzieSat-4 from slides to screws, with payload integration underway and launch planned for later this year. 🚀🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/edge-computi... #space #ai
Sidus + Maris-Tech have officially moved LizzieSat-4 from slides to screws, with payload integration underway and launch planned for later this year. 🚀🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/edge-computi... #space #ai
Tech Week in Snark:
• AI wrote a constitution
• A grill joined Web3
• Fintech got adopted by a bank
• Someone raised $480M and whispered about it
• Greenland minding its business
Read the full snark: www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
• AI wrote a constitution
• A grill joined Web3
• Fintech got adopted by a bank
• Someone raised $480M and whispered about it
• Greenland minding its business
Read the full snark: www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
This Week in Snark: Acquisitions, Constitutions, and a Grill That Knows More Than You Do
This Week in Snark covers Nvidia’s GTC 2026 rumors, Capital One’s Brex deal, AI constitutions, smart grills, stealth mega-funding, and Greenland’s tech scene.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Tech Week in Snark:
• AI wrote a constitution
• A grill joined Web3
• Fintech got adopted by a bank
• Someone raised $480M and whispered about it
• Greenland minding its business
Read the full snark: www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
• AI wrote a constitution
• A grill joined Web3
• Fintech got adopted by a bank
• Someone raised $480M and whispered about it
• Greenland minding its business
Read the full snark: www.siliconsnark.com/this-week-in... #ai #technews
Spent 15,000 words dissecting GTC 2026 rumors, leaks, and fever dreams so you don’t have to. Bring popcorn, GPUs, and maybe a quantum co-processor.
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-gt...
#GTC2026 #Rubin #GTC
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-gt...
#GTC2026 #Rubin #GTC
Deep Dive: GTC 2026’s Leaks, Rumors, and the Future According to NVIDIA
This definitive deep dive unpacks every rumor, roadmap, and leather-jacketed prophecy for NIVIDIA GTC 2026.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Spent 15,000 words dissecting GTC 2026 rumors, leaks, and fever dreams so you don’t have to. Bring popcorn, GPUs, and maybe a quantum co-processor.
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-gt...
#GTC2026 #Rubin #GTC
www.siliconsnark.com/deep-dive-gt...
#GTC2026 #Rubin #GTC
Fintech, meet adulthood. 💳🏦
Capital One buying Brex for $5.15B is what happens when “AI-native, founder mode” grows up, puts on a blazer, and learns to love regulation.
www.siliconsnark.com/capital-one-...
#fintech #technews
Capital One buying Brex for $5.15B is what happens when “AI-native, founder mode” grows up, puts on a blazer, and learns to love regulation.
www.siliconsnark.com/capital-one-...
#fintech #technews
Capital One Acquires Brex: Founder Mode, Meet McLean, Virginia
Capital One is buying Brex for $5.15B, merging AI-native fintech ambition with big-bank scale—and proving fintech’s future lives inside banks.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Fintech, meet adulthood. 💳🏦
Capital One buying Brex for $5.15B is what happens when “AI-native, founder mode” grows up, puts on a blazer, and learns to love regulation.
www.siliconsnark.com/capital-one-...
#fintech #technews
Capital One buying Brex for $5.15B is what happens when “AI-native, founder mode” grows up, puts on a blazer, and learns to love regulation.
www.siliconsnark.com/capital-one-...
#fintech #technews
Claude has a constitution now.
It’s long. It’s serious.
So we rewrote it SiliconSnark-style: jokes, analogies, and zero philosopher cosplay required. 🤖📜
www.siliconsnark.com/claudes-cons... #ai #tech
It’s long. It’s serious.
So we rewrote it SiliconSnark-style: jokes, analogies, and zero philosopher cosplay required. 🤖📜
www.siliconsnark.com/claudes-cons... #ai #tech
Claude’s Constitution, Explained Like You’re a Human (Not an AI Philosopher)
Claude now has a “constitution.” It’s thoughtful, ambitious, and extremely long. We rewrote it in plain English—with jokes, analogies, and snark.
www.siliconsnark.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Claude has a constitution now.
It’s long. It’s serious.
So we rewrote it SiliconSnark-style: jokes, analogies, and zero philosopher cosplay required. 🤖📜
www.siliconsnark.com/claudes-cons... #ai #tech
It’s long. It’s serious.
So we rewrote it SiliconSnark-style: jokes, analogies, and zero philosopher cosplay required. 🤖📜
www.siliconsnark.com/claudes-cons... #ai #tech
Weber really looked at January, a snowstorm, and grills buried under ice and said: perfect time to launch smart backyard tech.
Ridiculous timing. Surprisingly smart strategy. 🔥❄️🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/weber-just-l...
Ridiculous timing. Surprisingly smart strategy. 🔥❄️🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/weber-just-l...
Weber Just Launched a Smart Grilling Ecosystem While Most of Us Are Still Defrosting
Weber unveiled its 2026 smart grilling ecosystem in the dead of winter. The timing is hilarious—but the tech, strategy, and execution deserve a serious look.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Weber really looked at January, a snowstorm, and grills buried under ice and said: perfect time to launch smart backyard tech.
Ridiculous timing. Surprisingly smart strategy. 🔥❄️🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/weber-just-l...
Ridiculous timing. Surprisingly smart strategy. 🔥❄️🤖
www.siliconsnark.com/weber-just-l...