"This wasn't on my bingo card!"

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought in this new hell dimension, Bingo doesn't exist. It never existed. You describe Bingo to somebody here and they look at you like a goddamn fool.

I usually chop my own dark chocolate—80%, usually

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

Okay but it’s also true lol