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Scooby-Doo is a documentary
thought it was weird at the time but in retrospect it's great that most nursery rhymes are about dying in horrific ways. Getting crushed by a bridge, falling out of a tree, the plague. I hope we're still incepting toddlers with nightmare imagery to inure them to tragedy and death
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
thought it was weird at the time but in retrospect it's great that most nursery rhymes are about dying in horrific ways. Getting crushed by a bridge, falling out of a tree, the plague. I hope we're still incepting toddlers with nightmare imagery to inure them to tragedy and death
line said by a pseudointellectual mildly sexist & racist character--who isn't me--responding to a botched figure of speech by an actress with varied ethnic heritage:
Well you're in luck miss, because I like my metaphors like I like my women-- mixed!
Well you're in luck miss, because I like my metaphors like I like my women-- mixed!
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
line said by a pseudointellectual mildly sexist & racist character--who isn't me--responding to a botched figure of speech by an actress with varied ethnic heritage:
Well you're in luck miss, because I like my metaphors like I like my women-- mixed!
Well you're in luck miss, because I like my metaphors like I like my women-- mixed!
It's pretty crazy to name a children's book character Tigger in 1925
January 13, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's pretty crazy to name a children's book character Tigger in 1925
The coked out drugrunner thugs who operate out of Fort Bragg as Delta Force kidnapped the head of state of a country of 30 million people on the pretense of stopping narcotrafficking and terrorism
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The coked out drugrunner thugs who operate out of Fort Bragg as Delta Force kidnapped the head of state of a country of 30 million people on the pretense of stopping narcotrafficking and terrorism
Is any journalist ever going to write an article about how the whole IDF was obviously rolling balls on MDMA the whole time they were murdering and destroying Gaza? It's one of the most insane aspects of the whole thing that I have never seen seriously discussed
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Is any journalist ever going to write an article about how the whole IDF was obviously rolling balls on MDMA the whole time they were murdering and destroying Gaza? It's one of the most insane aspects of the whole thing that I have never seen seriously discussed
Stranger Things has been a great vindication of my long-held stance that child actors should be illegal
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stranger Things has been a great vindication of my long-held stance that child actors should be illegal
@totalusrankium.bsky.social have you seen this yet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...
Death by Lightning - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
@totalusrankium.bsky.social have you seen this yet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...
One thing I've noticed about the economy over the last year or so: cardboard delivery boxes have gotten oddly elaborate
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
One thing I've noticed about the economy over the last year or so: cardboard delivery boxes have gotten oddly elaborate
The Lord drives a F150, cross the sky, haulin the sun
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Lord drives a F150, cross the sky, haulin the sun
The biohazard symbol is so sick, it really puts the nuclear symbol to shame
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The biohazard symbol is so sick, it really puts the nuclear symbol to shame
A bar called Milton's with the tagline "Paradise Found!"
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
A bar called Milton's with the tagline "Paradise Found!"
"Rhode Island" might be the worst name of any territory ever. Not an island and couldn't even bother to call it "Rhodes" like the actual island. Presaging centuries of stupid bullshit from this jackass country everyone has to pretend is fine. Fucking bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Rhode Island" might be the worst name of any territory ever. Not an island and couldn't even bother to call it "Rhodes" like the actual island. Presaging centuries of stupid bullshit from this jackass country everyone has to pretend is fine. Fucking bullshit
Had a dream my boomer roommate was getting really into Linkin Park but he thought they were Eminem
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Had a dream my boomer roommate was getting really into Linkin Park but he thought they were Eminem
was having a normal conversation with a friend last night & she threw in "ah yes.. probably due to the eclipse" always jarring to have to carry on like that's not insane
September 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
was having a normal conversation with a friend last night & she threw in "ah yes.. probably due to the eclipse" always jarring to have to carry on like that's not insane
Opening a rival restaurant to Dumpling Union called Dumpling Confederacy
August 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Opening a rival restaurant to Dumpling Union called Dumpling Confederacy
Going to get a shirt that says "Butlerian Jihad NOW" and a hat that says "Mentat Strong"
August 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Going to get a shirt that says "Butlerian Jihad NOW" and a hat that says "Mentat Strong"
@jessehawken.bsky.social have you seen Incubus that William Shatner movie that's entirely in Esperanto
August 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@jessehawken.bsky.social have you seen Incubus that William Shatner movie that's entirely in Esperanto
Jfc my itinerant boomer roommates are coming back this week, they made 2 separate groupchats where 1 has a random person in it, took forever to clarify if they're returning Tues or Weds, sent the groupchat a message meant for me about another roommate & now he's mad at them
July 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Jfc my itinerant boomer roommates are coming back this week, they made 2 separate groupchats where 1 has a random person in it, took forever to clarify if they're returning Tues or Weds, sent the groupchat a message meant for me about another roommate & now he's mad at them
Thread of Worst Presidents, brief description of their crimes historic and personal:
1. Andrew Johnson - strangled Reconstruction in the crib. Resentful idiot drunkard.
1. Andrew Johnson - strangled Reconstruction in the crib. Resentful idiot drunkard.
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Thread of Worst Presidents, brief description of their crimes historic and personal:
1. Andrew Johnson - strangled Reconstruction in the crib. Resentful idiot drunkard.
1. Andrew Johnson - strangled Reconstruction in the crib. Resentful idiot drunkard.
latest shrinkflation suspicion: they're putting fewer papers in the zig zags. These use to last me twice as long & I've smoked a pretty consistent amount of cigs & spliffs for years
July 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
latest shrinkflation suspicion: they're putting fewer papers in the zig zags. These use to last me twice as long & I've smoked a pretty consistent amount of cigs & spliffs for years
They should have me on Jubilee vs 20 Israelis and I convince them all to k*ll th*mselves
July 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They should have me on Jubilee vs 20 Israelis and I convince them all to k*ll th*mselves
All Tings Considered with Irie Glass
June 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
All Tings Considered with Irie Glass
They're showing some sort of hallmark movie in the cafe I'm at that heavily involves a priest and a talking dog
June 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They're showing some sort of hallmark movie in the cafe I'm at that heavily involves a priest and a talking dog
All colonial context aside it's extremely funny to have intentionally populated Australia with the palest most easily burned people in the world
June 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All colonial context aside it's extremely funny to have intentionally populated Australia with the palest most easily burned people in the world
Had a dream the economy was Shrek-based and the money was called Shrekels
June 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Had a dream the economy was Shrek-based and the money was called Shrekels