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@sickphoque.bsky.social
I HATE KIDS, KIDS ARE BRATS, KIDS ARE STUPID, I HATE KIDS
THEY ASK DUMB QUESTIONS, STUPID STUPID KIDS
I HATE KIDS A LOT, DUMB DUMB KIDS
nsfw sometimes show up here
pfp by: @panlilac
THEY ASK DUMB QUESTIONS, STUPID STUPID KIDS
I HATE KIDS A LOT, DUMB DUMB KIDS
nsfw sometimes show up here
pfp by: @panlilac
Mezel from Myths are 100% True
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Mezel from Myths are 100% True
I'm just imagining the huskiest fucking voice coming out of that bugs bunny-ass rabbit
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm just imagining the huskiest fucking voice coming out of that bugs bunny-ass rabbit
this is possibly 'Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo'
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
this is possibly 'Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo'
based choice of bee
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
based choice of bee
it could've been worse
it could've been Ethan from Ctrl+Alt+Delete
it could've been Ethan from Ctrl+Alt+Delete
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
it could've been worse
it could've been Ethan from Ctrl+Alt+Delete
it could've been Ethan from Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I headcanon him being an Eduardo soundalike
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I headcanon him being an Eduardo soundalike
Like, you're on your way to defeat Ganon or some shit, and when you beat him, it's revealed that there's a cabal of Super Ganons that you gotta take down, and that the Ganon you just killed was just mook-tier by comparison
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Like, you're on your way to defeat Ganon or some shit, and when you beat him, it's revealed that there's a cabal of Super Ganons that you gotta take down, and that the Ganon you just killed was just mook-tier by comparison
I feel like a good idea for a story would be one where you think the climax is that the evil ceo allegory is defeated, but then it's revealed that it was just the first act, and the second and third acts are spent with protagonist(s) hunting down the eviler shareholder allegories
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I feel like a good idea for a story would be one where you think the climax is that the evil ceo allegory is defeated, but then it's revealed that it was just the first act, and the second and third acts are spent with protagonist(s) hunting down the eviler shareholder allegories
she could do this:
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
she could do this:
Lady Bowwwww
She is peak character design
She is peak character design
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Lady Bowwwww
She is peak character design
She is peak character design
would this image qualify to have the #mythsare100nude tag
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
would this image qualify to have the #mythsare100nude tag
What do you mean his real name is Watkins
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
What do you mean his real name is Watkins
yeeeeah
this is great, my dude
this is great, my dude
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
yeeeeah
this is great, my dude
this is great, my dude
Make her like a crested duck and give her an afro or something
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Make her like a crested duck and give her an afro or something
jokes on her, I'd just bounce like a basketball because I'm fucking balling
a cartoon character wearing overalls and a hat is standing in the dark with his eyes closed .
ALT: a cartoon character wearing overalls and a hat is standing in the dark with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
jokes on her, I'd just bounce like a basketball because I'm fucking balling
well shit, I can't argue with the facts
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
well shit, I can't argue with the facts
I got no ideas, but I will say that these designs are adorable.
Super good.
Super good.
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I got no ideas, but I will say that these designs are adorable.
Super good.
Super good.
An alt for those who like fully unobstructed ARSE
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
An alt for those who like fully unobstructed ARSE