Miss Robusta Capp
@siciliangecko.bsky.social
Glamorous, exciting woman of the world trapped in the body of a chubby 🇵🇷🇨🇺🏳️🌈 boy from the projects.
A win is a win...
But what is this ugly, racist, vaccine denying, monkey laundering, Parkland victim abusing howler monkey looking bitch up to?
But what is this ugly, racist, vaccine denying, monkey laundering, Parkland victim abusing howler monkey looking bitch up to?
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
A win is a win...
But what is this ugly, racist, vaccine denying, monkey laundering, Parkland victim abusing howler monkey looking bitch up to?
But what is this ugly, racist, vaccine denying, monkey laundering, Parkland victim abusing howler monkey looking bitch up to?
I am the Christmas Queen!!! Link to tickets for Sleigh My Name: A Miss Robusta in the comments! Stonewall Inn on December 20th at 3pm! 🎄🎅♥️
#Christmas #dragqueen #cabaret
#Christmas #dragqueen #cabaret
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I am the Christmas Queen!!! Link to tickets for Sleigh My Name: A Miss Robusta in the comments! Stonewall Inn on December 20th at 3pm! 🎄🎅♥️
#Christmas #dragqueen #cabaret
#Christmas #dragqueen #cabaret
This is where I skeet from.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is where I skeet from.
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My pits are so ripe, I can smell them even when my arms are down...
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Unless some of you piggy cigarettes want a whiff.
Also, this was from last night. Thank Christ for minoxidil and fenasteride.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Also, this was from last night. Thank Christ for minoxidil and fenasteride.
Case in point, I just found an older pic, from April 2013.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Case in point, I just found an older pic, from April 2013.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
I am gorgeous. Fuck.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
October 17, 2013 - Spirit day.
Scrawny, hungry, and basically gristle and bone powder held together with glue.
I loved it.
I'm going to goon and bate to this ALL NIGHT.
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm going to goon and bate to this ALL NIGHT.
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Congratulations to MAYOR Mamdani!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
GETCHO ASS OUT AND VOTE, NYC!!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
GETCHO ASS OUT AND VOTE, NYC!!!
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
An absolute BABE in 2005. This is how I roped a whole husband looking like an absolute twunk. 😜
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
An absolute BABE in 2005. This is how I roped a whole husband looking like an absolute twunk. 😜
post something random or you’ll have an awful November
Here's four.
Here's four.
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
post something random or you’ll have an awful November
Here's four.
Here's four.
Yes, I did buy one.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes, I did buy one.
Pasty white Vegas pool day with pooh @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social ♥️😜
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pasty white Vegas pool day with pooh @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social ♥️😜
Honorable mentions
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Honorable mentions
Goddammit.
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Goddammit.
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
Rest in power and peace, Diane. ♥️
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
Post you from a different era.
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Post you from a different era.
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
This was such a special afternoon. I found out I was EXTREMELY allergic to sunflowers when I broke out into hives all over my face, neck, arms, and shoulders. 🤗🤗🤗🌻🌻🌻
If you're in New York, I can't recommend seeing Prince Faggot enough. It was NOTHING like what I thought it would be. Intensely personal and wildly creative. An absolute must-see.
September 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you're in New York, I can't recommend seeing Prince Faggot enough. It was NOTHING like what I thought it would be. Intensely personal and wildly creative. An absolute must-see.
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
Give me the deets. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Give me the deets. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴
Name: Joey AKA Miss Robusta Capp
Age: 46
Pronouns: he/they
Starsign: Cancer ♋️
And your favorites. 🫴
Color: Blue, Purple, Green
Animal: Pigs, Dogs
Season: Fall
Food: Rican, Italian, Indian, Thai, Chinese
Drink: Bourbon, Coffee, Water
A picture where you slayed. 🫴