Sia Saurus
@siasaurus.bsky.social
Professional Tavern Wench. Dino Enthusiast.
She/They 🏳️🌈
She/They 🏳️🌈
"Tell your love to get you XZY for valentine's!"
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A VALENTINE AND THEN WE TALK BIG CORPO?!
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A VALENTINE AND THEN WE TALK BIG CORPO?!
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"Tell your love to get you XZY for valentine's!"
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A VALENTINE AND THEN WE TALK BIG CORPO?!
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A VALENTINE AND THEN WE TALK BIG CORPO?!
I booked myself an hour in a private spa suite next week. It's gonna be me in the hot tub, an audio book and a bottle of bubblies. I can't wait!
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I booked myself an hour in a private spa suite next week. It's gonna be me in the hot tub, an audio book and a bottle of bubblies. I can't wait!
My vacation starts Saturday. Guess who's getting sick. I hate it. It means I have to power through 2 more days and then start off the time I so desperately need to relax getting back to a normal state? I'm trying everything in my power to avoid that fucking cold
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
My vacation starts Saturday. Guess who's getting sick. I hate it. It means I have to power through 2 more days and then start off the time I so desperately need to relax getting back to a normal state? I'm trying everything in my power to avoid that fucking cold
Woke up to go to the bathroom, I managed to knock over a bottle of Weichspüler that spilled on the floor.. like 300ml. This is a problem for tomorrow Sia...
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Woke up to go to the bathroom, I managed to knock over a bottle of Weichspüler that spilled on the floor.. like 300ml. This is a problem for tomorrow Sia...
While I am dealing with mourning a relationship relatively well... Mourning the first time I ever felt something like "family" is still something I can't even put into words. I'm just glad that I am still able to be my nieces and nephews aunt, even if I'm not blood. I miss them so much
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
While I am dealing with mourning a relationship relatively well... Mourning the first time I ever felt something like "family" is still something I can't even put into words. I'm just glad that I am still able to be my nieces and nephews aunt, even if I'm not blood. I miss them so much
Ich habe eine Lieblings Stammgästin. Ich gebe es zu. Weil nur da kommt es zu Dialogen wie
"Ich brauch es heute einfach"
"Und vorher noch einen Drink? Oder drei?"
"Ja und ja. Und deshalb seid ihr meine Lieblingsbar" kommen
"Ich brauch es heute einfach"
"Und vorher noch einen Drink? Oder drei?"
"Ja und ja. Und deshalb seid ihr meine Lieblingsbar" kommen
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Ich habe eine Lieblings Stammgästin. Ich gebe es zu. Weil nur da kommt es zu Dialogen wie
"Ich brauch es heute einfach"
"Und vorher noch einen Drink? Oder drei?"
"Ja und ja. Und deshalb seid ihr meine Lieblingsbar" kommen
"Ich brauch es heute einfach"
"Und vorher noch einen Drink? Oder drei?"
"Ja und ja. Und deshalb seid ihr meine Lieblingsbar" kommen
The little voice inside that tells me to send the spicy reel to all of them together and not separately
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The little voice inside that tells me to send the spicy reel to all of them together and not separately
I am so happy that L'amour toujours is now associated with the nihilistic penguin and not Sylt so much anymore...
Also, someone talk me out of getting a "but why?" Tattoo??
Also, someone talk me out of getting a "but why?" Tattoo??
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I am so happy that L'amour toujours is now associated with the nihilistic penguin and not Sylt so much anymore...
Also, someone talk me out of getting a "but why?" Tattoo??
Also, someone talk me out of getting a "but why?" Tattoo??
Went to the hair dresser to get my breakage sorted and my self cut bangs fixed and she made me look like a princess 😍 the swoosh?!
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Went to the hair dresser to get my breakage sorted and my self cut bangs fixed and she made me look like a princess 😍 the swoosh?!
Wenn meine Ohrwürmer mal bitte aufhören könnten, zwischen "Golden" "We are Charlie Kirk" und "Scatman" zu springen, wäre das großartig, Dankeschön!
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Wenn meine Ohrwürmer mal bitte aufhören könnten, zwischen "Golden" "We are Charlie Kirk" und "Scatman" zu springen, wäre das großartig, Dankeschön!
Send a long message (work related) that was overdue a couple of days and I'm really proud of myself. I needed to take some accountability and smooth shit out but I did it. Yey me!
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Send a long message (work related) that was overdue a couple of days and I'm really proud of myself. I needed to take some accountability and smooth shit out but I did it. Yey me!
Ich hab vor 3 Tagen ein beschissenes Reel gesehen, dass mich momentan am laufen hält. Es ist so fucking kitschig. Aber vielleicht ist es das was ich gerade brauche. Embrace the kitsch.
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Ich hab vor 3 Tagen ein beschissenes Reel gesehen, dass mich momentan am laufen hält. Es ist so fucking kitschig. Aber vielleicht ist es das was ich gerade brauche. Embrace the kitsch.
Our bar cat is the most beautiful guest. And she knows.
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Our bar cat is the most beautiful guest. And she knows.
So there is this one drink named Charlie Chaplin. And me. And a label maker. And too much time.
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
So there is this one drink named Charlie Chaplin. And me. And a label maker. And too much time.
Haben Sie schon geöffnet?!
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Haben Sie schon geöffnet?!
My niece asked me to draw a dinosaur. I think I delivered.
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My niece asked me to draw a dinosaur. I think I delivered.
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important news for those of us with the big badonkadonks
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
important news for those of us with the big badonkadonks
Da ziehen Leute über einen Innenhof mit 4 Gastronomien. Wundern sich dass ab 22:00 nicht Totenstille ist. Rufen nicht uns an, sondern direkt die Cops vorbei geschickt. Das wird noch lustig
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Da ziehen Leute über einen Innenhof mit 4 Gastronomien. Wundern sich dass ab 22:00 nicht Totenstille ist. Rufen nicht uns an, sondern direkt die Cops vorbei geschickt. Das wird noch lustig
It's better than sitting home alone
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's better than sitting home alone
Und dann sagte ich "2025 fast geschafft, viel beschissener kanns nicht werden"
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Und dann sagte ich "2025 fast geschafft, viel beschissener kanns nicht werden"
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Having to drop 400€ on a new phone because mine smashed wasn't on my December list 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Having to drop 400€ on a new phone because mine smashed wasn't on my December list 🙃
Biggest bar achievement so far. My creation being mentioned at the New York Times
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Biggest bar achievement so far. My creation being mentioned at the New York Times
My bar just got mentioned at the New York times?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My bar just got mentioned at the New York times?!
Fucking love being the bitch that knows what phase the moon is in. If there is one thing bringing only SLIGHT structure in my life then that's a good thing in my book. Also I love the aesthetic.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fucking love being the bitch that knows what phase the moon is in. If there is one thing bringing only SLIGHT structure in my life then that's a good thing in my book. Also I love the aesthetic.
