ShyteHawk
@shytehawk.bsky.social
Miserable Twat, Dinosaurs, LUFC, Failed Stand - Up, Failed Writer, Dwarf With An Otter, Godzilla Wrangler, Loops Ahoy Host, Twitch Chat Show Guy. He/Him [email protected]
Yeah, seems about right
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yeah, seems about right
I didnt have the heart to chuck him in the end, he is older than my Son and doesnt leave empty packaging in the fridge. Back in to storage till I know how to spruce you up. You can hang with Brian Stormtrooper for a bit
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I didnt have the heart to chuck him in the end, he is older than my Son and doesnt leave empty packaging in the fridge. Back in to storage till I know how to spruce you up. You can hang with Brian Stormtrooper for a bit
Bid farewell to Pongy. 20 years ago I spotted you by a shop being renovated and because I used to be fast you ended up with me. 8 homes later you have been a living room & bedroom table, Poo roll holder and recently wee soaked by a cat, now you smell and rot. Time for a final journey to the tip.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Bid farewell to Pongy. 20 years ago I spotted you by a shop being renovated and because I used to be fast you ended up with me. 8 homes later you have been a living room & bedroom table, Poo roll holder and recently wee soaked by a cat, now you smell and rot. Time for a final journey to the tip.
That unlocked a long lost memory of owning these lads
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
That unlocked a long lost memory of owning these lads
Awful lot of people walking back "Genuine Concerns" today after seeing the violence and match cancellation in the Tel Aviv derby. Almost like its a knee jerk reaction from people who dont know what they are talking about
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Awful lot of people walking back "Genuine Concerns" today after seeing the violence and match cancellation in the Tel Aviv derby. Almost like its a knee jerk reaction from people who dont know what they are talking about
Loaf has become Otter
October 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Loaf has become Otter
Ok theory time on that Russo pic. I have clipped the important bit, a spotlight shining on a wall but those 3 bits look like the A from The Avengers logo to me so either A: Secret Wars is now a 2 parter or B: A third Avengers team after the main group and the Thunderbolts team and I reckon its ....
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ok theory time on that Russo pic. I have clipped the important bit, a spotlight shining on a wall but those 3 bits look like the A from The Avengers logo to me so either A: Secret Wars is now a 2 parter or B: A third Avengers team after the main group and the Thunderbolts team and I reckon its ....
Time to hijack another @jamiesmart.bsky.social signing for his new kid friendly stuff by appearing like the ghost of Christmas past with more old books that the queing young'uns should not see for a few years. Bear is done, now for the next batch
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Time to hijack another @jamiesmart.bsky.social signing for his new kid friendly stuff by appearing like the ghost of Christmas past with more old books that the queing young'uns should not see for a few years. Bear is done, now for the next batch
Being a Leeds fan is seeing this and instantly wondering how they will fuck it up. Its probably something good like a Wilko statue or something for Eddie but ... I know whatever it is they will fuck it up somehow
September 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Being a Leeds fan is seeing this and instantly wondering how they will fuck it up. Its probably something good like a Wilko statue or something for Eddie but ... I know whatever it is they will fuck it up somehow
A couple of Things you need to see
September 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
A couple of Things you need to see
Me when my Mum says "Ooooh, have you lost weight?"
August 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me when my Mum says "Ooooh, have you lost weight?"
How do you fuck up a game mode you are rolling out for the 47th time? Feel bad for those trying to stream it tonight
August 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How do you fuck up a game mode you are rolling out for the 47th time? Feel bad for those trying to stream it tonight
BAAM BAM BAM BAAAAAM
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BAAM BAM BAM BAAAAAM
Cant wait for this crossover
August 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Cant wait for this crossover
Always had a soft spot for that Tyrone Mings, kept Leeds up once and more importantly today threw a rapist about like a ragdoll. Its a long season and I hope every team he plays against has a designated shit house to bully him
August 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Always had a soft spot for that Tyrone Mings, kept Leeds up once and more importantly today threw a rapist about like a ragdoll. Its a long season and I hope every team he plays against has a designated shit house to bully him
August 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A broken bigot is right once
August 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A broken bigot is right once
These things are ugly as shit but ... I kinda love them
August 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
These things are ugly as shit but ... I kinda love them
It dropped under £25 briefly and I deserve a treat but no more Hasbro! .... Unless you wanna make the Godzilla one very less shit looking
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It dropped under £25 briefly and I deserve a treat but no more Hasbro! .... Unless you wanna make the Godzilla one very less shit looking