Chris Kamara is the best

8pm kick offs can fuck right off.

I’ve caused chaos in the group chat by having a steak and Guinness pie for breakfast

Love seeing Southampton getting battered. Pointless fucking shithole of a club

The UK needs to work out how to get ID on smartphones like America does.
Being close to 40 and getting IDed when you didn’t bring it ain’t the one

All defenders aren’t we #lufc

I just ran for a bus. Will accept heavy praise and beers

Spurs spent so long watching Archie Gray before they bought him, watched Leeds fuck it continuously by not playing him in midfield and they’ve gone “let’s just do what Leeds did”

Fucking idiots. #lufc #thfc

It doesn’t matter how long he’s manager for, as soon as Farke opens his mouth I will never think his voice fits

You know when you’re a kid watching films jetsetting for business looks well fun?
Lies we tell kids that. It’s bullshit.