I’m a huge fan of the pettiness of it.

Like Sunderland saying ‘Visitors’ on their scoreboard yesterday.

I never look out of the window at the Small Heath side on a train in and out of Birmingham.

What he meant was: “When I become arrestable, I’m going to be arrested. And I need to be arrested now.”

Each eyebrow takes its own meaningful, thoughtful pause, before continuing.

Jesus Saves

Tommy’s Boys “what colour was the penalty taker?”

Why have they used a cropped picture of Trump emptying his catheter over a sink?

Maybe he should tried to prevent a group of known extremist Israeli football hooligans from marauding through the streets of Birmingham?

Like the whole station put cyberpunktechnocow glasses on its massive face, and everything is simple now.

They’re only 2 minutes apart if you know your way out of New Street.

True this

I’m convinced that the Falklands will be used as a proxy war for Russia or China at some point.
But given that MAGA have basically bought Argentina it could be the US who give the green light and military means to take them.

Prime real estate got Antartica regardless of the treaty.

The MyPillow guy will be here any minute with his dossier.

There’s something authentic about her talking about fluff.

It is disgraceful.

A Labour government ignoring the millions of low wage people who keep this country (barely) functioning.

To summarise

The civil service and the public sector are Marxist.

All public servants live in the Home Counties in a bubble (presume commute to Telford/Kirklees etc).

Thank god for Milei.

Pay Trump not BBC.

We’re importing sexual tourists.

We’re planning a mass casualty event.

Normal stuff.