shrimp
@shrimperial.bsky.social
they/them || occasional photographer || full time oat goblin (not a shrimp btw)
check on ur friends, they could be reinstalling overwatch like right now
February 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
check on ur friends, they could be reinstalling overwatch like right now
Boy I sure do love it when my manager decides to open half an hour early one week, doesn’t say anything, so when I come in this morning (forgot to lock the door after myself mb) there’s just a woman fucking STARING AT ME at my till
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Boy I sure do love it when my manager decides to open half an hour early one week, doesn’t say anything, so when I come in this morning (forgot to lock the door after myself mb) there’s just a woman fucking STARING AT ME at my till
lowkey obsessed with the conservatory I built oouughhh
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
lowkey obsessed with the conservatory I built oouughhh
Covering other stores is lowkey miserable when the other person on with you is equally as shy/awkward
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Covering other stores is lowkey miserable when the other person on with you is equally as shy/awkward
Working drive thru window in this weather is great fun 👍
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Working drive thru window in this weather is great fun 👍
okay i realise i only started playing wow in 2020 but what the FUCK bro
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
okay i realise i only started playing wow in 2020 but what the FUCK bro
lowkey wanna go on a photography trip for like a week and just camp out with my car, a camera and a dream
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 PM
lowkey wanna go on a photography trip for like a week and just camp out with my car, a camera and a dream
beyond ready for launch next month weeeee time to go home
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
beyond ready for launch next month weeeee time to go home
People who drive in the middle lane but go 10mph below the speed limit incite so much rage from me
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People who drive in the middle lane but go 10mph below the speed limit incite so much rage from me
I actually love RP walking around the neighbourhood sm
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I actually love RP walking around the neighbourhood sm
He is sat ready for his dinner (he will get little treats and I will get told off for feeding him, but it’s his Christmas too soooooooo)
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He is sat ready for his dinner (he will get little treats and I will get told off for feeding him, but it’s his Christmas too soooooooo)
Upgraded to a wireless headset this crimmas and…oh my god…the freedom…
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Upgraded to a wireless headset this crimmas and…oh my god…the freedom…
I get boxes of products sent to me to test every few months, and this time I got these vegan jellies. They boast having loads of fruit juice in them......THEY TASTE LIKE ASS!! WHERE'S THE JUICE??!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I get boxes of products sent to me to test every few months, and this time I got these vegan jellies. They boast having loads of fruit juice in them......THEY TASTE LIKE ASS!! WHERE'S THE JUICE??!!
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December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I uhh rebuilt the whole thing whoops (they gave us an extra 50 to the exterior build limit!!)
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I uhh rebuilt the whole thing whoops (they gave us an extra 50 to the exterior build limit!!)
he’s got a quest for you
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
he’s got a quest for you
This weather straight up sucks ASS to drive in. I drive a literal tin can!! I am being blown away!!!
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This weather straight up sucks ASS to drive in. I drive a literal tin can!! I am being blown away!!!
I hit the exterior build limit lmao
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I hit the exterior build limit lmao
Me, a Shadowlands enjoyer, playing the latest wow patch:
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me, a Shadowlands enjoyer, playing the latest wow patch:
back to Legion Remix and I'm already so tired
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
back to Legion Remix and I'm already so tired
today on izzy plays the midnight beta: i hit level 90 and i am still lady liadrin's number 1 fan
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
today on izzy plays the midnight beta: i hit level 90 and i am still lady liadrin's number 1 fan
girl i was grabbing a pepsi chill
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
girl i was grabbing a pepsi chill
I genuinely can't wait for this expac to drop so I can be free to yap about how good the silvermoon revamp is like i've found my new favourite spot and I can't say what it is bc spoilerssssssss
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I genuinely can't wait for this expac to drop so I can be free to yap about how good the silvermoon revamp is like i've found my new favourite spot and I can't say what it is bc spoilerssssssss