Landon Bird
@shriemp.bsky.social
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ICE is on bluesky now so I might shit all of my thoughts into a diary and leave this place
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
ICE is on bluesky now so I might shit all of my thoughts into a diary and leave this place
graphic design has ruined comics for me. I use rulers now
January 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
graphic design has ruined comics for me. I use rulers now
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Nancy Drew on the case (she's in the public domain now!)
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Nancy Drew on the case (she's in the public domain now!)
it's a payment beer it's a shower plan
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
it's a payment beer it's a shower plan
using my eyeglass repair kit to repair my eyeglasses instead of breaking into my 3DS to add a .cia file
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
using my eyeglass repair kit to repair my eyeglasses instead of breaking into my 3DS to add a .cia file
bleak comment on mitski's recent: "I need someone to make an analysis of this mv" YOU. you are someone. fuck. shit.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 AM
bleak comment on mitski's recent: "I need someone to make an analysis of this mv" YOU. you are someone. fuck. shit.
what happens when your best friend is puerto rican is that you resign yourself to watching the super bowl halftime performance this year & crying
January 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
what happens when your best friend is puerto rican is that you resign yourself to watching the super bowl halftime performance this year & crying
last year marked 10 years of a lifelong obsession with the mountain goats & this year marks 10 years of a lifelong obsession with carly rae jepsen. pretty cool of me to start liking these things 10 to 11 years ago
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
last year marked 10 years of a lifelong obsession with the mountain goats & this year marks 10 years of a lifelong obsession with carly rae jepsen. pretty cool of me to start liking these things 10 to 11 years ago
god I went to high school with some chuds. if I had to walk into a hs reunion & had to hear whatever they thought about a mother being shot in the face & a 6 month old baby being flashbanged both by ICE I might ███████████
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
god I went to high school with some chuds. if I had to walk into a hs reunion & had to hear whatever they thought about a mother being shot in the face & a 6 month old baby being flashbanged both by ICE I might ███████████
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Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
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Thanks for reading my comics about realistic American family life! I'll keep making ‘em as long as I can eviction & starvation be damned. I’ve calculated it & if I raise $10k I can continue another year.
All tips help, but if you can't tip no worries. Stay strong, friends.
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All tips help, but if you can't tip no worries. Stay strong, friends.
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January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Thanks for reading my comics about realistic American family life! I'll keep making ‘em as long as I can eviction & starvation be damned. I’ve calculated it & if I raise $10k I can continue another year.
All tips help, but if you can't tip no worries. Stay strong, friends.
ko-fi.com/derekmballard
All tips help, but if you can't tip no worries. Stay strong, friends.
ko-fi.com/derekmballard
I am a milky webkin and god is thwapping me against the wall just to hear the squelch
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I am a milky webkin and god is thwapping me against the wall just to hear the squelch
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Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help:
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
Second Harvest Heartland | Local Minnesota, Wisconsin food bank | 2harvest.org
There is more than enough food for everyone. As one of the nation’s largest hunger relief agencies, it’s our job to make sure healthy, nutritious food gets to the households who need it. Every day, we...
www.2harvest.org
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help:
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.
Please donate what you can.
www.2harvest.org
PREPOSITION*
fuck my asshole I just ended a sentence on a proposition. and if I'm being totally honest, I was totally lucid when I did. like I typed it out and remember thinking "looks good" so basically don't even listen to me, it doesn't even matter
morally how do you keep an x account?? how deep inside a delusion do you have to be to think you can exist neutrally on a site that people are paying hand over fist to generate CSAM images on? it's lost, start making like it's lost.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
PREPOSITION*
fuck my asshole I just ended a sentence on a proposition. and if I'm being totally honest, I was totally lucid when I did. like I typed it out and remember thinking "looks good" so basically don't even listen to me, it doesn't even matter
morally how do you keep an x account?? how deep inside a delusion do you have to be to think you can exist neutrally on a site that people are paying hand over fist to generate CSAM images on? it's lost, start making like it's lost.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
fuck my asshole I just ended a sentence on a proposition. and if I'm being totally honest, I was totally lucid when I did. like I typed it out and remember thinking "looks good" so basically don't even listen to me, it doesn't even matter
morally how do you keep an x account?? how deep inside a delusion do you have to be to think you can exist neutrally on a site that people are paying hand over fist to generate CSAM images on? it's lost, start making like it's lost.
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
morally how do you keep an x account?? how deep inside a delusion do you have to be to think you can exist neutrally on a site that people are paying hand over fist to generate CSAM images on? it's lost, start making like it's lost.
all I ever want from cheesy gay cinema is frontal. and I never get it. why
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
all I ever want from cheesy gay cinema is frontal. and I never get it. why
alright so no one said a word about the art history degree-pursuant gayfailure in the soft hockey porn show
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
alright so no one said a word about the art history degree-pursuant gayfailure in the soft hockey porn show
I need you to imagine trapped in the drive thru lesbianly
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I need you to imagine trapped in the drive thru lesbianly
I think that the hug emoji is so perfect because they could easily have it be those customizable emoji people i.e. 💁🏻 but there's something to the way that they are less defined. they look like I'm witnessing an embrace in front of a window, from behind blue curtains or in the early morning. 🫂
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I think that the hug emoji is so perfect because they could easily have it be those customizable emoji people i.e. 💁🏻 but there's something to the way that they are less defined. they look like I'm witnessing an embrace in front of a window, from behind blue curtains or in the early morning. 🫂
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
finding today really hard. maybe finding most days really hard
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
finding today really hard. maybe finding most days really hard
nobody's giving 'em the ol' flim-flam-flummox anymore
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
nobody's giving 'em the ol' flim-flam-flummox anymore